>*Starts lawnmower*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>*Takes a sip*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES DAD PLEASE!!
>*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock*
*WHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHTRRRRRRRRRROOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I never found myself in this particular situation, however lawn mower boomers are the worst.
Boomers... get out!
I’m really glad it’s one of those ride-on ones as well, gas-fuelled and throbbing engine. Ask the boomer a question, he takes his cap off, mops his receding hairline with an oil-covered cloth, takes a sip of Monster and spits out a lick of tobacco.
>ayup thought I’d take the ol girl out for a spin while the wife’s out at the spa. Makes quite a noise, don’t she?
I've lived this
>>>>AND THAT’S JUST THE WIFE, RIGHT user? AHUH HUH HUH
another sip
as a 28 year old home owner. can confirm, best part about my days off is mowing the lawn at 10 am and having some sips
Wojacks revenge
Cope
O
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I am 30 and fucking an 18 year old
End yourself
Hands down the best Jow Forums meme ever
There is literally nothing wrong with watching anime on vhs
>crypto don’t sleep, baby! that’s whats wrong with you zoomers
>that 30 year old boomer taping ninja scroll on his vhs
>what moneyskelly gets up to in its free time
Get off of grandma's mower Uncle Rico. God
Leave Uncle Vlad out of this you damn monkey
Been there
Not gonna last
This is peak boomer posting
>I'm turning 24 soon
Am I a boomer now biz?
lmao I just mowed the lawn 30 minutes ago.
And you're living in a shit apartment, the only pussy you can get is the one that doesn't realize you're a loser.
Me too, though I'm starting to regret getting a battery powered push mower.
Yard's big where it takes multiple days as I've gotta charge the mower for a few hours after it dies.
Really need me one of these grass-eatin hogs. Then I can sit and sip with the best of them. I wake up 9 AM as it is on Saturdays, but should get out at 8 before that summer sun peaks.
Cut neighbors lawn earlier today. Fucking kek
Same. Then my old man started making me do it.
>tfw I was the boomer in the picture at 15 y/o
27 y/o boomer homeowner here. Used to do it in the evening but have been mowing in the mornings recently.
i drove one of these as a kid. our yard was over an acre
is there some sort of filter i can use on internet to block all content related to that tilt inducing phrase?
Are there not robots for this? Lawn Roombas or something?
They'd be able to get autistic straight lines, it's not like the bounds or contours of your yard change all that much, shit's boring and repetitive...seems ripe for automation.
Rekt.
>that 27 year old boomer who can't figure out filters
Stop mowing the lawn
>being so much of a boomer that you don't even use a chainsaw for mowing the lawn.
Been there, it's a bigger headache than it's worth
Yeah, you got some nice young vagina and tight teen bod but she's gonna leave you within 1-2 years tops
Enjoy it while it lasts larper
That's the funniest boomer pic I've ever seen, thanks
Jesus Christ
>stop