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Hope big Phil makes 100 ngl

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>1 bed flat in Shoreditch
>£2015 p/cm

who the fuck pays for this

mental you'd actually go through all that effort of making it up just for a shitpost

scum. utter scum.

>watching joe rogan and mike tyson podcast
>decent intro seems pretty good
>25 mins in joes steered the conversation to DMT and psychedelics
Seriously why the fuck does he always do this?

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>ANOTHER SUNNY AFTERNOON
>WALKING TO THE SOUND OF MY FAVOURITE TUNE

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Indifferent

absolute state of this obsessed leftypol sadact

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total chad him
shame he wasn't able to be king

Fuck off homealone you miserly leach

fuck off

niggers are actually equal to us humans

point proven

why've you gone and done that?

i hope they were at least rich boomers who bought a 5 bedroom house in 1970 for like 30k

>336 results not including the hundreds of variations
screeching
never seen something so pathetic

anyone got the webm of the pigs in a pit being set on fire

Awwww
youtube.com/watch?v=ghDuMbwlZAs

what should I get from the offie

weirdo

>total chad him
fucks 13 yo girls

The concept of fasting always made me laugh. You know it was invented by a human. Only a human could be that vain to think not being a glutton for a bit means he will have eternal life

You said it!

sick bastid

see

gay men enjoy getting poo all over their willies
imagine that

CORR
youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI

heaps of animals fast though don't they

RORKE ON THE ROPES

I am a straight man who enjoys getting girl poo on my willie
I also happen to be a gamer

never knew anyone who liked south park who wasn't a fucking weirdo

is it any worse than so-called straight men who visually picture gay men slathering their willies in rectal remnants every day

This is true because fatties aren't human.

I'm fairly sure there was fasting before any religion promising eternal life.

Probably not for religious reasons unless you know something we don’t

what was the correct answer? noggers?
t. saw ice-creams called like that

>when an aussie replies to you

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>gay men enjoy getting poo all over their willies
no they don't
they douche they're arses for a reason

For me, its milfs

Friend has a French gf and I can honestly say she's one of the most unpleasant people I've ever met. Incredibly rude and arrogant, with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. I've come to quite appreciate it though, it takes some real balls to live your life like that.

>making it up

Some of us actually have lives outside of Jow Forums

spent all my savings on that crowdfunding for Trump's wall
this ought to put a stop to the libtards once and for all

they do lad
the receiver only does it as a customary gesture but deep down they love getting shit on their dicks because they are mentally ill perverse freaks

I SAID
what should I get from the offie

Still, most early religions point to the vainity of humanity.

yeah but there is zero chance any of that is real
jog on you sad case

What would you know, bender?

Buckfast

>lie in bed with girl who loves me
>just thinking about blowing my brains out
what is wrong with me lads

uh no

Chuckling
Not our fault he's perpetually on the ropes

I always wondered about that

Does washing somethibg out with water actually remove the fermenting bacteria and so on

Like if i had shit on my hands i wouldnt consider water without soap sufficient

offie yourself, m8

I'm ostensibly too good-looking and well-adjusted to not have a gf, so I can only assume that all of my friends think I must be a secret batty boy. The truth is I'm just very shy and too scared to speak to women

SHIT
ON
DICK

NEED an Emma gf(male)

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Re enema-ing before bum sex

wouldn't dream of shitting without having a shower after

You've realised that you're devoting your life to women instead of God. Repent now and turn to the cloth xx

Gearoid

Mentalist

how do i stop being a mean-spirited bastard

i just can't help myself sometimes

Also feel like this

Look and seem normal enough

gays are filthy cunts they don't care about it
they literally go out of their way to trying and catch a deadly illness that's how fucked up in the head they are

shower first and the poo flies out like a paki down a waterslide

Rorke MIA, I repeat, rorke MIA presumed dead

was really cringe how much wypipo wanked themselves over Obama being the cool new black president
why are white liberals so embarrassing

Haven't (laddy!) u got remedial chemistry and ethics classes to get back to over this schlock young orc in droogs rags?

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i thought the inventions on Ed and Oucho were real as a kid

do benders shove a hose up their arse every day?

I'd certainly rate that kind of self-abnegating vanity over whatever vanity consumer society has to offer. But okay, maybe it's vanity from a certain frame of reference

youtube.com/watch?v=_eH-f_J43Lo
haha

they still talk about how cool and great him and Bill Clinton were
seems really contrived

Those were words, truly.

what do you think women do to clean themselves

imagine wanting to shag your gf but then you have to wait while she goes into the bathroom and shove a nozzle up her fanny to clean smelly stinky muck out of it before hand
would put me right off the mood 2bh

have a gay mate who says, and i quote "you have to douche all the gems out"

seems like a bit of a hassle tbf, if i was bent i'd stick to blowies

used to eat refrigerated pizza without microwaving or heating it up as a teen

fokn...

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how clean do you reckon moni’s arse is?

I wouldn't know what leftists do or say or hate if Rorke didn't have his own dedicated newsletter obsessing over the libtards

you can tell this post was made by an incel because that's literally what any polite woman does
they're oozing, festering open orifices. they stink, user

yanks cook their pizzas in the microwave?

Imagine in the middle of an intimate moment

>cuddling and kissing
>"hold on im not ready..."
>"yes you are stop teasing"
>"no really i literally need to wash the shit out of my anus, can you wait 15 minutes, try to ignore the sound thanks"

Sorry state of affairs

I'm here, lad. What do you want?

very desu, she's a white female

nah it would be cooked pizza but I would just eat the leftovers cold

they just clean it when they have a shower
gays have to go out of their way to buy special contraptions to shove up their arse to clear the shit out

how the fuck do sodomites not become incontinent? surely shoving things up your ass cannot be good for the anal sphincter

>>watching joe rogan and mike tyson podcast
>decent intro seems pretty good
>25 mins in joes steered the conversation to DMT and psychedelics
Seriously why the fuck does he always do this?