Why do so many americans have nasally voices?

why do so many americans have nasally voices?
they speak as if their nostrils are blocked. it is an obnoxious tone and im sick of hearing it.
atleast 70% of americans talk like this.
are americans too stupid to breathe through their noses when they talk? are they scared to smell themselves?

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I 'ave no oydea

Oi'm ongreh, Oi need a big fahhkeen scram

Oi, yah dos fukin bastards telk lak dey wanna fukin feest in dah buoolls, were's mah gregs

Brits pronounce everything with the front of their mouths and Americans speak with their throats. Try saying yours Rs in your throat and you'll understand. Also you speak very closed while our mouth is quite open with less use of the tongue to manipulate sounds.

*bang*
CAM ON
*bang*
INGALND
*bang*
SCORE SUM FUKIN GAOLS

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OI, WAT U SAYIN BOUT DEM FUOOKIN NGUBU, DAS LAD DAH BEST SCORER ON THA ENTIR TEM

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IT'S COMEN 'OME
IT'S COMEN 'OME
FOOTBULS COMEN 'OME

YAH SUNS UF BIECHS AR SU STUPID, YA CUNTS CUDNLT EVEN CUNT TU SEEX AND SEVAN YA FUKS

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American accents are generally the worst of all the native English accents.

>worse than a cockney accent
Impressive

oi fukin straya cunt fuckin giv us ya loighta ya cunt, bought to head ova' to the servo and maccas

you mean the most intelligible and one you can actually take seriously

very funny. your people can't even go to the shippy shop without shitting in their knickers

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They are closest to older English.

Hate to break it to you but UK and Aussie accents are grating to people who learn the language. Less intelligible and uglier.

OI DIHD JEW NOOW DAT NOINTIE FOH PECENT OHF DA MEIN STREEM METEOR IS OHWNED BUY DA JOOS

Meme

closer to older English meme needs to die

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this is probably the closest to Shakespearean pronunciation

The mid atlantic accent is the most kino accent

I don't even like am*ricunts, but brits are fucking disgusting and barely human.

>muh shakes the spear yun

Murica didn't get colonized during that period, ya mong