I plan to go to Berlin next month. I haven't left my third world country for 5 years...

I plan to go to Berlin next month. I haven't left my third world country for 5 years. I don't even know what I'm gonna do there except experience culture shock.
I'm 23.
Any suggestions? What to visit, where to sleep, what to eat, etc.
I just wanted to get out of the country before I end up in a mental institution.

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We can visit the local gyspy ghetto together

Why out of all cities would you go to fucking Berlin?

IDK, I've heard it's suitable for friendless incels visit and there are relatively cheap flights from my country to there.

>not going to Germany with 7 angry bald guys in a VW Transporter
Are you even Eastern-European?

Macedonians are not even earthlings.

Hamburg here

make sure to visit the Museumsinsel, lots of great stuff to see there like the Ischtar gate from ancient Babylon
also it's worth to make the short trip to Potsdam which is right next to Berlin, for example there's Sansoucci palace of Frederick the Great
the Wannsee is beautiful too, and you can make a boat tour on the Spree or the Havel
and there are tons of night clubs, underground Techno clubs if you're into that

what are the chances or getting mugged in those clubs? I was thinking about going to Berlin one weekend to party, but I'm kinda scared desu

there are no laws or law enforcement in berlin and it's a hive of all the concentrated scum of every single human and subhuman group on this planet so you don't have to worry about anything. shit and piss on the open streets, rape any women you come across, it's the berlin way. just don't deny the holoaust please.

I don't know, haven't been to Berlin in 3 years
I was never mugged, tho there certainly are a lot of criminals or potential criminals in Berlin, so look out after yourself

If it's the truth
Why can't you question it?

I'm eager to see a city worse than mine.
I live in Skopje -- the most polluted city in the world at the moment. Not only the air is polluted, but also it's polluted with albanians (shiptars) which are the ueberkebaps.
I partly want to get out of my country in order to convince myself that I don't live in the ultimate shithole.

You live in fucking Eastern europe
Berlin is more of a shithole than the rest of germany because its more like Eastern Europe but smelly hipsters aren't slav tier, and Turks are basically the same as slavs.

Berlin has Turkish criminals, Albanian criminals, Arab criminals, Greek criminals, Balkan criminals, Polish criminals, Vietnamese criminals, Lebanese criminals, African criminals, Gypsie criminals, Russian criminals, Ukrainian criminals, Romanian criminals, Jewish criminals, Italian criminals, Chechen criminals and the German government

eastern europe is not dangerous

take a day trip to munich if you want to see a bad city, its potentially the worst city on the entire continent

its good enough for a week for shure, look up all the tourist stuff some public busses drive pretty good routes around the brandenburg gate. also recommend sanssouci in potsdam
one clubbing area is actually a mugging hotspot dont know which one tho

>leave third world so you can go to third world again
what do you mean by this?

Kreuzberg has hipster clubs and muslim ghetto incase anyone is into that

go to berghain

went to berlin last week. go to any hipster looking club, get drugs and talk to random people. its pretty safe from what ive experienced

some german dude i befriended gave me free speed. everyone is quite nice. but when youre outside just keep to yourself and dont act american.