Chicanos

>be me
>visiting my aunt in Austin, Texas in November
>Aunt: "Good news! We're going to celebrate christmas in Mexico for the first time!"
>Retarded chicano cuisins: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE!!!"
>Retarded chicano cuisin 1: "we're going to get really bored without internet and TV!"
>Retarded chicano cuisin 2: "mom I have asthma! I'm going to be really sick with all that dust!"

YOU FUCKING STUPID CHICANOS PIECES OF SHIT WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS IN MEXICO YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES

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And they say first gen mexicans can't integrate in America

Mexico is literally a third world country and I don't believe you actually have those things.

To be a chi is to suffer

>WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS
You must be related to the president or something

Did you clear up their confusion? What did they say?

kek

Just saw one TV show and one protagonist is Mexican and he said that if you give a cow to local chief in some rural Mexico village than the locals will treat you like God and you can live with them for free(housing etc) for years

It is true?

Btw, one thing is being a retard but saying that in front of you is very rude. I hope they get called spics daily.

Can you and your cousins stay in Mexico, please?

Bully them. Pay a friend to pretend to be a killer and scare them user

>Mexico
>first world

I read 2666 I know what it's like in your terrible country.

Your cousins should go back to Mexico and never leave it again

>Southwest
>not mexico

american education

Well there is a quite huge chance that they will be killed by narcos

hey OP, what is a chicano and what is a pocho?

What the fuck did you expect? They're not Mexicans, have never lived in Mexico and can't even speak a word of fucking spanish. They're burgers now.

>WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS IN MEXICO YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES
No we don't

>>Retarded chicano cuisin 2: "mom I have asthma! I'm going to be really sick with all that dust!"
This is a legitimate concern in some areas though.

only genetic failures have asthma

Chicano: Mexican-American
Pocho: Chicano or Mexican that speaks Spanish with difficulty

Most of Mexico isn’t like that but there are some native villages, and one time some people took over a village and made the people worship them.

CHI: Subhuman
Pocho: Subhuman

Wow thats the ultimate level of butthurt.
Shit that never happened. Are you the famous mexican shitposter?

Mexican: Subhuman

>Did you clear up their confusion? What did they say?
I said nothing because I'm a beta and autist.
But when they arrived here they were very surprised, we live in Querétaro, one of the cleanest, safest and most developed cities in Mexico.
They had a good time 2bh

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Look up Magdalena Solis

>making shit up on an anonymous anime board
maybe you do. but this story never happened, why are you lying?

Warm countries have it easy with the pavement. Do it once and it's good for million years.

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This fucking really happened. And if you're Chicanos you know there are people like my cuisins.

Querétaro is really nice

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Give that building back to Spain, beaner

Are you that half dominican guy?

Nope, I'm all Mexican from both sides

They can purchase it back with the gold and silver they took

Fuck off from my city chilangos

Is anyone posting here a qt india?
Asking for a friend?

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>hello darkness my old friend.

You're only one hour away from Mexico City, YOU are a chilango, my friend.

t. Sonora

not anymore pierre

Chicana?

I had to look up chilango, but why is that an insult?

Nah, I'm not white, but I'm not Hispanic at all.

The average ameritard think we all live in shitty rural pueblos or something.

I used to live in Mexico and while on Xbox Live with my friends from America they'd be legitimately surprised that they had Xboxes down there.
First worlders are way too fucking sheltered, and there's no excuse for that. How hard is it to pick up a book or watch a movie about these countries? It's not like it's hard to find a movie about Mexicans that shows them having working electricity and TV. When my mom first came here my dad's white friends would give her all these weird talks about how drive throughs and microwaves worked and I think that whole experience made her racist against white people.

No one likes Chilangos, they're like the New Yorkers of Mexico.

My grandma's village does TV and internet, but it does not have paved roads. It was dusty as shit, it got my shoes all dirty.

I would lead them to the local drug dealers and have them killed, raped and mugged (in no particular order) tbqh.

>PAVED STREETS
No, you don't.
I've driven from Los Angeles to Mexico City and your entire country is a shithole.

Howling