>be me >visiting my aunt in Austin, Texas in November >Aunt: "Good news! We're going to celebrate christmas in Mexico for the first time!" >Retarded chicano cuisins: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE!!!" >Retarded chicano cuisin 1: "we're going to get really bored without internet and TV!" >Retarded chicano cuisin 2: "mom I have asthma! I'm going to be really sick with all that dust!"
YOU FUCKING STUPID CHICANOS PIECES OF SHIT WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS IN MEXICO YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES
And they say first gen mexicans can't integrate in America
Kevin Cruz
Mexico is literally a third world country and I don't believe you actually have those things.
Chase White
To be a chi is to suffer
Levi Green
>WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS You must be related to the president or something
Henry Thompson
Did you clear up their confusion? What did they say?
kek
Henry Long
Just saw one TV show and one protagonist is Mexican and he said that if you give a cow to local chief in some rural Mexico village than the locals will treat you like God and you can live with them for free(housing etc) for years
It is true?
Noah Hall
Btw, one thing is being a retard but saying that in front of you is very rude. I hope they get called spics daily.
Owen Harris
Can you and your cousins stay in Mexico, please?
Jackson Butler
Bully them. Pay a friend to pretend to be a killer and scare them user
Chase Johnson
>Mexico >first world
I read 2666 I know what it's like in your terrible country.
Jayden Sanders
Your cousins should go back to Mexico and never leave it again
Michael Gray
>Southwest >not mexico
american education
Isaiah Davis
Well there is a quite huge chance that they will be killed by narcos
Lucas Roberts
hey OP, what is a chicano and what is a pocho?
Levi Turner
What the fuck did you expect? They're not Mexicans, have never lived in Mexico and can't even speak a word of fucking spanish. They're burgers now.
Ethan Perry
>WE HAVE TV, INTERNET, NETFLIX AND PAVED STREETS IN MEXICO YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES No we don't
Luis Martin
>>Retarded chicano cuisin 2: "mom I have asthma! I'm going to be really sick with all that dust!" This is a legitimate concern in some areas though.
Bentley Nguyen
only genetic failures have asthma
Thomas Carter
Chicano: Mexican-American Pocho: Chicano or Mexican that speaks Spanish with difficulty
Jaxon Perry
Most of Mexico isn’t like that but there are some native villages, and one time some people took over a village and made the people worship them.
Colton Gonzalez
CHI: Subhuman Pocho: Subhuman
Luis Gray
Wow thats the ultimate level of butthurt. Shit that never happened. Are you the famous mexican shitposter?
Jack Kelly
Mexican: Subhuman
Nolan Smith
>Did you clear up their confusion? What did they say? I said nothing because I'm a beta and autist. But when they arrived here they were very surprised, we live in Querétaro, one of the cleanest, safest and most developed cities in Mexico. They had a good time 2bh
You're only one hour away from Mexico City, YOU are a chilango, my friend.
t. Sonora
Josiah Fisher
not anymore pierre
Connor Walker
Chicana?
Camden Martin
I had to look up chilango, but why is that an insult?
Jacob Perez
Nah, I'm not white, but I'm not Hispanic at all.
Nicholas White
The average ameritard think we all live in shitty rural pueblos or something.
Luis Hill
I used to live in Mexico and while on Xbox Live with my friends from America they'd be legitimately surprised that they had Xboxes down there. First worlders are way too fucking sheltered, and there's no excuse for that. How hard is it to pick up a book or watch a movie about these countries? It's not like it's hard to find a movie about Mexicans that shows them having working electricity and TV. When my mom first came here my dad's white friends would give her all these weird talks about how drive throughs and microwaves worked and I think that whole experience made her racist against white people.
Evan Watson
No one likes Chilangos, they're like the New Yorkers of Mexico.
Hunter Sanchez
My grandma's village does TV and internet, but it does not have paved roads. It was dusty as shit, it got my shoes all dirty.
Jaxon Kelly
I would lead them to the local drug dealers and have them killed, raped and mugged (in no particular order) tbqh.
Joseph Murphy
>PAVED STREETS No, you don't. I've driven from Los Angeles to Mexico City and your entire country is a shithole.