HELP ME PLEASE

OK GUYS!

I am in a sticky situation and I need to make atleast 900 euros in 4 days in the Netherlands.

I'm not gonna get too detailed on the situation, as it doesn't change the scenario in any way. I have 0 resources to start with. What do I do?

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kneepads

Go to Germany and say your a child refugee and you just need some money.

Get you a pair of these.

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buy LINK

>Open the door

900 wieners for 1 euro a piece

easy

OP's story

o.. So I posted this in /b/ but /b/ is as helpful as a pack of autistic preschoolers so I'm posting it again here.

So I fucked up and ended up at about -3k on my bank account with no income for the next few months unless I get a job, but I have to pay rent in 4 days so I won't have a job by time I need to pay my rent.
I live in The Netherlands.
If I can get atleast 900 euros in the next 4 days I can probably delay the inevitable until the end of August, at which point I'll have already solved my Income situation.

So uh...

TL;DR: How do I make 900+ Euros in The Netherlands in 4 days.

>I have 0 resources to start with
got lips?

I don't know where to find people to perform oral services on due to Craigslist being ded. i cant really do

Just get a tan and a perm.

>go to sporting store
>find kneepads
>put on kneepads
>suck em dry boi

sell your phone your tv your couch whatever

buy it back later

my phone is worth jack shit
i dont have a tv
i dont have a couch
i barely have furniture or things to sell
a friend owes me 50 bucks but thats about all my resources atm

>borrow 50euros

>order 10 grams of dutch molly on dream market, should arrive next day

>fill 500 gelcaps with 0.1 grams of molly

>go to 3-4 different techno night clubs every night and discretely ask everyone attending if they're looking to buy. sell for 5-10 euros a pop.

>probably get the 900 euros by the second day.

Sell whatever the fuck you have and buy it back later. You obviously have at a least a pc/laptop/phone that you are posting from right now.

Forgot to add pic. This is Sweden's fastest 14 year old and a 16 year old with his teddy bear. So you don't actually have to be a child refugees don't actually look like children even though they actually are.

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steal.

basically your only resource is your body
are you young and not fat?
put an ad out there and pray
emphasize how young you are

Pikjes zuigen a zemmer

4 days, 900€? Dat gaat lastig worden.

this could work

can u elaborate?

im gonna be 21 in a few months
i have a few extra pounds but im gonna lose em because i won't be eating alot in my efforts to conserve resources

can this actually work? can't they like trace me back to the netherlands where i'm registered?

just dont pay the rent idiot they cant kick you out that fast

please elaborate

walk up to your local bank teller, get a loan and pay it off over 4 years with interest

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uh no income so i'll probably get denied there

yea but i have to pay other things too, not only rent

Leg je situatie aub een beetje uit, wat moet je betalen?

like uh

where do i get the gelcaps?'

i can probably find dream market

say you're 19, you probably don't look much older than that
don't eat for 24 hours, take a strong stimulant (meth is good), get way horny and allow your asshole to receive a handful of thirsty old men

You have a mouth don't you? How many cocks do you estimate you could suck for a dollar in a day and multiply that by four and then you are good fren

...

just dont pay anything youll get like three reminders every 2 weeks so thats like 6 weeks you have time then try to pay back a little more and in sept pay it all

take a quick loan like 600 euro Short or Long btc....Profit.

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Step one, take some clothes and cut them up
Step two, adhere them to the knees of your pants
Step three, wander the street with a faggoty wailing arm.
Step four, put kneepads to use.
900 dicks aren't going to suck themselves, eurobro.

>it could go up or down, user
>just throw some money at that, see what happens
>what do you have to lose

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Get to the red light in amsterdam ans start suckin that eurotrash dick

What do you want me to elaborate? especially if you live in amsterdam hang out at coffee shops/hostels and ask young american tourists if they want to buy grams of molly. They will rush to pay you 100$ for that same gram you paid 5$ for. If your in amsterdam you could make that 900e in a day easy.

I know you probably won't do it though, from my experience the people that are dumb enough to get themselves in desperate debt situations are always to lazy/weak willed to do anything to get themselves out of their problems.

i meant with the gelcaps

where do i get ?

Im doing this bro this is the best option for me lmaooo

Download IOTA Trinity wallet and I’ll send you a few bucks for booze

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one word: insurance

you can probably buy them at those drug shops they have in amsterdam... or buy vitamins pills and empty them... or just put the shit in something other than gelcaps... improvise the shit a bit.

There are lots of tourists in Amsterdam. Should be easy enough to rob some drunk ass Bong or American.

can you overdraw bank ATMs there?

Open 3 bank accounts, withdraw 300 each from ATMs

Here in the US, you get a $35 overdraft fee PER TRANSACTION. so you withdraw then dont use the account at all until you can put it back in.

mfers dont know about these cheap payday loans

Koop valse kredietkaart op het donkere web en haal geld af

nah i don't think i can do that

atm its looking like selling molly in gelcaps and succin dick/gettin my dick succed are my only options

and this could also be an option but i don't know how to do that

jump in front of a moving car, sue the fuck out of the driver. if youre too much of a pussy you could slam your brakes and have someone rear end you. either way lawyer up and sue the fuck out of anyone

this is europe, we dont have your dumb sueing culture

KK i made a trinity wallet - every bit counts

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Uh - I'm on Dream Market but how do I pay for the molly

im not going to spoonfeed you. i gave you the idea and it's all easy and lucrative as fuck. if you want to you'll figure it out. best luck

do a fake fundraiser for papuan independence

yea i mean, i found the mdma and i'm prepared to get it but i don't have bitcoin

If you're too dumb to figure out how to pul off that idea, here's another easier one:

>buy some decent biscuits in bulk at the supermarket. invest like 20$

>make small packs of 3-4 of them. buy nice looking packaging if you can find it.

>go door to door in a nice suburban neighborhood and sell them for 3-10 euros each saying it is for some charity/school trip.

>If you are clever enough to figure out how to; print some nice looking fake explanation sheets to make yourself look more legit. even if you don't do this I'm sure you can make some cash

used to do this when i was 18, would make up to 500 in a day.

Even gipsies who don't speak a word of our languange and are dirty looking do alright doing these type of scams. So imagine if you are a nice looking well spoken white boy. Doesn't get easier than this.

Health food / supplement store

>somehow ends up -3k on account
>has no income whatsoever
How did you survive these past years?

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He doesn't have any money though. You can always make some knee pads with cardboard.

>What do I do?
>kneepads

you're a genius

Move to Amsterdam and rent a room. Also, kneepads.

>atleast 900 euros in the next 4 days

utter than anus and push back rhythmically

>im gonna be 21 in a few monthsi have a few extra pounds

Its ok a lot of people with mild sadistic streaks use prostitutes, they'll enjoy your crying, fat straight guy getting torn up in the ass gets a few rocks off if you cry and squeal in pain they will cum faster, fuck it turning me on thinking about hurting you

You're one of the most resourceful guys on the board, I can tell.

Eurofags don't have firearms, so this is easy.

At 3am get into a stranger's house. Go into kitchen or near their garage door entrance to house. They usually keep purse here.
Go to gas station with credit card (wear a ball cap) the next morning (5am, not TOO early, but early enough that the owner prolly won't miss their card. You only took one of their cards, right? Don't take all of them and don't take their whole wallet. You're not a nigger).

Buy one of those prepaid credit cards and put $150 or so on it.
If they ask for id (they won't) just make up some story. Like 'oh my parents are going out of town and my stepmom wanted me to buy one of these so I can eat and pay for gas.
If you're too old for this story to fit, then kys. You're a failure to the world.

>posts USD pic
>needs euros
The absolute state of eurofags.

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What is your profession user and your main crypto holdings? You seem like a resourceful, smart cunt

How does the process for this even work?

refreshing post. takes me back to 2011 Jow Forums

kneepad meme isnt a meme

op you just walk the streets looking for weirdos, you can cop 900 easy in a major metropolitan area. Shit you can hang out at a gay bar and cop a few hundred blowing fools int he bathroom, once word gets out you will have a plethora of willing customers. let them put it in your butt for some extra $$$ and desu honest you dont even need kneepads just sit on the toilet.

yo guys, im going to sleep but i'll keep the thread open on auto update so keep the ideas comin

i'm gonna try or for sure

is a good last resort idea, i'll keep it in mind

keep the good ideas comin guys, i'll check the thread again in the morning and write down any ideas that can help

My current goals are:
Obtaining 70 euros in bitcoin to buy drugs to sell (super short term)
Obtaining 1000+ euros in 4 days (Short Term)
and
Obtaining 10000+ Euros in the next 2 Months because you guys are giving me good ideas so I'm feeling ambitious

Thank you man. entrepreneur, i guess. Made a couple hundred thousand in 2017, mostly through investing in bitcoin monero and ethereum. Also looking to get in eos heavy.

Easy, take a train to the richest neighbourhoods in the netherlands (het gooi, bloemendaal, etc.) Get pic related. Start ringing bells asking for charity moneys.

Can easily get 500eu-1k per day.

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woke up for water, saw this -

where can i get one of those?

steal some shit nigga

Find businesses that will throw down around 100 Euro for broshure advertising, say you will divide out broshures in a certain area to e.g. tourists, students, etc.
the broshure could be a map with their businesses placed out on the map. They pay you upfront, you will give out broshures/coupons when they are printed next week or something. Or when school starts. I know some kids who did this and made $5k by just walking around and doing this for 2 days.

There are lots of ways to make money if you think outside the box, but it’s really difficult to do so when you’re under financial stress.

Godspeed user

Get on the floor

Sweden YES

doesn't look too hard to make desu

With all the molly you sell and are on sucking dick will be easier. Damn nigga you just got two jobs off of Jow Forums. You're going to make it.

Dance at a gogo bar. They like new young desperate boys. You will make all that money in 2 nights easy. I made 500 my first night. Been doing it for 2 years. Now I have sugar momma that pays my bills. Life is good.

Where you from in The Netherlands, I might be able to help.

Buy Chainlink.

Rob a hooker

Buy link lmao

user from The Hague here. I'm happy to work any job (not in knee pads business though), like remote data entry or some online marketing would be great. If you know anything, anons, please let me know at [email protected]

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>I have to pay rent in 4 days
>900 euros
did you ever learn what does it mean to NOT live above your means? why should we help you, retard?

this retards wanted people to do everything for him