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Okay lads
I'm 18, male, quite good looking and I'm in the mood for love. What is the best way to go about getting laid? Obviously I'm in sixth form and live with my parents. Not keen on any of the girls at my sixth form mainly because it'd be too awkward and I'm not really looking for a proper relationship, at least not with someone I'd see everyday. What are your recommendations to someone in my situation?

someone invent a word for me
5-6 words
bonus points if there's a silent character in it

How do i know if im hard enough for the Royal Marines?

Any Fife lads in?

just been guffawed at by a nigger

ok my word i invented for you is
hello this is a new word

blog on
also you're not good looking if you asking this lmao

tinder obviously

I usually work the afternoon shift but once a month I have to do a morning shift which means getting up at 5.
fucking impossible to change your sleeping pattern so much. I’ll be getting about 5 hours sleep all week, its fucking exhausting

Good app called "grindr" that would be perfect for you

nope

Off to begin the preparations.

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alright dyke

Nigure

kapast

the ubereats order

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>in the mood for love

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Stupid fucking thot. This picture showcases the whoreish nature of women. They have no hobbies. They have no goals other than looking pretty and obtaining money. Modern women don't even bother cooking or have children. No better than a pack of niggers.

Just stay up all night to make a normal day seem easy

fucking hell can u imagine if someone actually ordered this

positively grim

poland best ally

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listening to the black parade lads

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used to do rotating shifts me
0600-1400
1400-2200
2200-0600
over a 3 week period

pomade recs 2019?

would hatpost this were i not too tired to do so
just know you're very embarrassing

stupid fat cunt

Obviously I'm a major copelord like half the people on here, not gonna deny that, but I do think I'm attractive enough however that may be the copecells in my brain making me think this. Also there's plenty of fit boys in my sixth form who are also virgins so I know it isn't impossible
I'll think about it but dating scares me

TELL ME HOW TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!!1

a portmanteau i invented a little while ago which i thought was pretty clever, 'degennial' as in degenerate millennial

was genuinely surprised to find no one had coined it before me

>Also there's plenty of fit boys in my sixth form who are also virgins so I know it isn't impossible
lol
none who are virgins by choice

no need for that sort of abuse

yeah so did I. I take it you were on yank times too? Its fucking hellish. I told them I was leaving because of the hours and they gave me better ones but stil

theres fuck all to on my morning shifts which is grand but also shit because it means they go so slow

Shut the fuck up roastie

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hang on
why is stella considered some hard mans drink?
drinking a tin now and I see it's 4.8%

white power

i miss the noises the ex would make lads
she'd do this cute nasally voice over the phone
we had phone sex a bunch of times

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*plops a fedora on top of your head*

only drink 4.2% lager me
no more, no less

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worst but most realistic fear in life is that i will be forgotten within 5 years of my death

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>doritos chili heat wave

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no I wasn't on yank times FOY

why are you so mentally ill

show your face sueposter!

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you'll rue mocking me when it falls into common parlance and leftists start bitching about it

Not gay
No comment
Obviously they aren't virgin by choice I don't go to a priest training school
However most of them have at least gotten off with a girl or two so they're already a step ahead of me as I'm kissless

>phone sex
cringe

2-10 is 9-5 EST thats why I have to do it

virus

they don't do chilli heatwave in aus its so sad

yeh m8 ill open this no worries

worst idea of all time podcast is back!
they're watching the first sex and the city movie every week for a year now
it's 2.5 hours long haha
looking forward to hearing these kiwi lads slowly lose the plot again

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so first thing to do is realise
1. you're not good looking
2. if you've hit on girls before then you are probably aiming too high
3. maybe start looking at areas you can improve (assuming you're not absolutely hideous)

WALCOTT
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S INSANE

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Need to make the most of being 18
Got a 3 month summer holiday this year so I can't waste that

it's a thing and i'm good at it
most lads have no idea how to turn a woman on
i do however

what's the male equivalent of a cool wine aunt ?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezen_Perrot

gay nonce uncle

Do they do salsa verde over where you are though? Can't find it over here. Possibly the best doritos flavour I've ever had.

motorbike uncle

mgtow uncle

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well I was just working in a 24 hour factory and those shift patterns are common here

Actually mental to think I am posting with literal children although I suppose it does make sense of so many shite posters

thetimes.co.uk/article/mermaids-uk-charity-ban-as-boy-forced-to-live-as-girl-dvx3j99cn

uh what do you mean you don't want to support the rights of trans kids you incel Nazis?

careful the keys popping back up don't break your fingers grandad

everyone under 21 should be shot

basically that 30-40 year old failure who has no kids, no partners, works a menial job like a supermarket and rents a dingy 1 bed flat in a bad part of town

I was born in 1994

Absolutely doopin' mental pint uncle

>gf asks how my day was
>tell her how my day was
>she gets the mood on because i spoke to a girl at work

why are women so weird

>It can also be revealed that until last week Mermaids was advertising “same day” cross-sex hormone treatment for children.
What the fuck

sounds like a lovely evening
wish I could just have a bottle of wine and leave it there but that's enough to awaken the alcoholism demons
I'd be able to do nothing but drink until I pass out

at least half of the female celebrities i've had naughty fantasies about turned out to be jewish and frankly that's unacceptable

not only do those fucking kikes control my society now they control my willy too

What is it about the name Nadia that is so appealing to trannies?

blog on

call her a nig

Gonna forced my cock in your arse, mate.

based homealone

shaman, priest, or rogue?

Genuinely fucked up stuff

Alexis seems to be more common going off my pornos.

mage

is it?
a lot of trannies pick weird names