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Feeling hungry, What should I make lads?

pic related is me btw

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kobe is a rapist

am i the only one who really enjoys smelling my own farts? i find it really satisfying. specially when you do a good strong eggy one.

told this to a girl at work and she hasn't spoken to me since.

>No one will receive food stamps if the government shutdown doesn't end in 10 days

It was 3D chess all along.

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nyd
bq

FOY

wait, the british government is shut down? since when?

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>one of my mates went on a counter protest against an anti war march when Iraq kicked off
>by himself
>with a pro war banner
>just to wind them up
>absolute madman
>he also unironically loves thatcher
imagining the state of this lad and his friend and doing a chuckle

Who's your britpornfu and why is it Honour May?

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Good. Hate leeches.

ye, they can't leave the eu

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>wearing another man's name on your back
state

is that a tranny?

chloe toy (blonde) as mentioned previously
emma louise if i want to feel disgusting afterwards

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this is a misleading photo
he is fat as fuck

skin diamond (spencer from balamory's daughter)

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Chloe Toy for me

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since your mum did a dirty protest

left looks like a spastic and right looks like a man
sort yourself out mate

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just got a pet nigger from mark & spencers

imagine being her(?) father

'no'

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for its the dream combination of ashley rider and sarah jane

yeah
he is slimming down though

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THE IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE
TONIGHT, TONIGHT

Holy
Fucking
PENG

What is the word for the feeling of not doing anything and being extremely bored but you don't have enough energy to bring yourself to do anything to stop being bored?

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>OCH AYE THE NOO PAL. WHY DINT YE COM OOER HERE AN ALL LET YE PLAY WE MA BIG MINGE YA WEE POOFTER

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what do you mean no?? literally do

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ennui?

From the kinds of guys I've met from school, uni, friends of friends, etc, this is what I've noticed about those who like certain right-wing figures
>Admires Farage
usually a top lad, enjoys banter, isn't even necessarily a very political person just finds that he speaks common sense
>Admires Tommy Robinson
exclusively the Deanos and Chavs I knew from school
>Admires Jacob Rees Mogg
virgin freaks who are very political and act like proper know it all twats.
>Admires Trump
seems to be in to it purely for the memes, profession shitposter, might ironically wear MAGA hats to wind people up. sometimes a virgin freak, sometimes a shagger, I know a good looking trump shitposter lad

>Asked my gf to piss on me and she said now and things have been awkward for the past 48 hours
A few months ago I asked to suckle on her toes and she rejected me then as well

She's always going on about how dirty and kinky she is but whenever I suggest something slightly non-mainstream she freaks the fuck out like I'm sort of pervert.

Women are DULL.

>The IMF said that a no-deal Brexit was a “potential trigger” for a global economic slowdown, adding that it was reluctant to make any economic forecasts for the UK.

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY

how many women are you lot e-stalking

Not really into pornfus but out of the ones that I know my favs are:
>Hannah Hayes
>Riley Reid
>Bailey Jay

Dont actually watch any of their vids but the first two are the only pornstars I would actually consider as a short term gf and BJ was the first pornstar whose name I memorised

''no''
now out of pepes but you get the point
jog on

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vf

need a mummy gf

why does nobody post sara any more, she was peng af

>Dont actually watch any of their vids but the first two are the only pornstars I would actually consider as a short term gf and BJ was the first pornstar whose name I memorised

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dirty and kinky for a woman rarely includes wanting a submissive cuck bf as you seem destined to be
they want you to do dirty and kinky things to them
jesus wept

aisha won

Faggot

all porn addicts, nonces and dog owners should be destroyed

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none of the commie girls were peng

post esoteric memes

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What about those of us who like Dominic Grieve?

Anyone here who used to post on britchan or britfa.gs?

used to love bree olson and ashlynn brooke back in the day

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who

>british post
dogshit

Summer and Sara were peng af mate

nah rosie is the definition of bag it and shag it

10/10 body with a foot/10 face

nah. didnt see the point when Jow Forums existed

This. OP should have pissed on his gf. That's what she wanted.

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>>Bailey Jay

"Dirty and kinky" means she likes rough normal sex and depending on how mental she is that she might sleep around. Paraphilias are rare among women.

so fucking hot

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piss off sara you scrote you're irrelevant now

Me.

He's actually intelligent.

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i wish i'd started my collections sooner

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aisha > summer > rosy > sara

used to post on britfa.gs a very long time ago.
amazed to see it's even still up.

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*blocks your path*

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Sara is fat, pasty pale and unattractive.
Aisha is average but she knows her angles.
Neither have above average looks
sure I'll agree with that

watching lindy beige videos

thought she was alright tbf

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Kill yourself

State of the pakis
fb.com/TeessideLatest/videos/2016068848476622/

watching the latest b0aty video

what a delusional idiot

they're both way above you mate

think i like actual benders more than benders who are convinced they aren't benders

>hannah hayes

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rosey going findom was a twist no one was expecting
writers really outdid themselves with that

resolvvvveeee

Summer was the best looking and had the least repulsive personality but she was no higher than a 6

nah mate properly grim

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Freddo back to 10p lads
tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/275341411

>sara
bog baroness
>aisha
genius doctor

think i have my choice

submissive beta freak