Why don't you learn french?

German is more understandable and I’m eventually trying to learn Danish so I can move to Copenhagen and marry my birthday

Die Schwediisches Volkes ist eine Deutsches Volkes, Frankreich ist eine scheisse republik!

This was very easy to understand lole. Am I fluent in German???

I'm learning French so I can larp as a French fur trader. Wish me luck anons.

>Not learning French for Oscar

as a fine British gentleman i'm sure Henri is learning French

Good luck, you have my support (:

because i am not gay

are you autistic
It had tons of reforms

Not enough.

des apres midiS

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his name is Henri Caville, you can tell he has a Norman(French) phenotype

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looks a bit like Trudeau

>meanwhile French speaking countries...

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the "Anglo" elite is made up entirely of French Normans since 1066 when they under Guillaume le Conquérant conquered England and subjugated the natives, then they implemented a class system to keep the French ruling masters and Anglo peasants seperate

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This is the standard French phenotype, as you can see they clearly don't resemble each other.

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it's like Korea storming into Japan, subjugating Yamato

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Je le parle courrament
Les allemand sont des sous humains

Oui ?

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god i wish we got rid of diacritics
literally all useless

Je fais de mon mieux pour apprendre le français, mon ami. Je fais juste de mon mieux pour travailler dans le temps.

What's the difference (if there's any) between belgian french and french from france, not grammatically, just pronunciation?, and give some examples please.

bah you don't want foreigners to pronounce some words wrongly do you famlam

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I plan to learn it after I learn Norwegian, if that ever happens

>this is actually handsome according to French people

Cavill meanwhile has the typical characteristics of the North-Atlantid phenotype. He's just not hideous like most Brits because he's not inbred.

the only times diacritics actually change the pronunciation is with é, è and ç and honestly even if you remove them it's still more intuitive than English phonetics

>He's just not hideous like most Brits because he's not inbred.

Not a pure brit then

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sous-hommes*

but it'd make French less frence-ish

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Farme ta calisse de yeule Didier tabarnak sous humain ça se dit aussi arrête de me faire chier

>why don't you learn french?
Because I don't need to talk to africans or faggots, so i don't need french.

France is negrified shithole

jeez, why so rude?

Osti de tête carrée

All the smart French settled in America.

Should I learn French or Italian? Which is better for tourists?

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I did three years of it in high school and it has thus far not been useful to me.

No sweetie, this is the french phenotype
youtu.be/T6ANUrIayUU?t=46

No sweetie, this is the french phenotype

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Very funny and original, please keep posting

This is good user, you have any more good french rap. I'll trade you some good music me and my friends used to trip to on Rio.

Some good br rap:
youtu.be/odVKRE0xZZU

Song from my favorite album:
youtu.be/_bWeZuPUZRA

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It's funk but still funny how it's considered the first "french rap" even here.
I'll try to find something for you friend

>why so rude?
You must not be really french if you can understand the concept of rudenesss

I can't find anything like it that's as good.
youtu.be/p_ZxDNZjzVk Have some very popular song from these times tho
youtu.be/p9YKdHvtTG8
youtu.be/_-s6951-hT0?t=2 (this one is long to start tho)
youtu.be/0tcuEuQZAQo

youtu.be/R58Zv4fcTNE One of the same duo from my original post but it's not as good

I never have a chance to use it in real life, so I lost interest in pursuing it further. I was on pace to being able to read French at a near-fluent level, but never had the opportunity to speak, so my verbal level would be preschool-tier.

I signed up for German 1 today. Excited to begin :)

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Because it's a dumb shit retarded language, only cucks and niggers speak it, it's literally useless.

But I'm learning both (and other languages, all at an extremely slow rate) and I'm probably a mix of the worst and cringiest aspects of all those learners.

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are you butthurt about all french muslim spending their social wages on your ladybois ?

I don't like French attitude

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>hating people for disagreeing with the government
why do you Germans have such slave mentality?

disagreeing with the government is ok
burning down your city is not

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I almost forgot how much worse than Jow Forums this place is. At least Jow Forumsacks are mostly white, while this shithole exists mostly so that third world scum (see flags) have somewhere to satisfy their urge to spam naughty words in reference to first worlders out of obvious resentment.

I already know French well enough to read books and communicate a bit.

Been learning German for the past 2 years and wondering if I'll ever be able to read it well

sooo....who's white if nobody's white?
Where are white people?
And why then people in america give two shits about being white and keep screaming about whypipo whe pratically nobody is white anymore?

It's a matter of how much you are not a nigger now?
The more you are a nigger, the less you are white, so that does mean that in a nation of mutts the least nignog is white?
How the fuck you americans survive daily with this level of stupidity will always be a mistery for me.

because i don't like study

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useless language, would rather learn portugese or latin

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what even is your flag cunt?
>belarus
>calling others third worlder
lmao
I don't even know what pic would be right to express my laughter, so i'll leave you with a screen of the world index of life quality.
Guess what "thirld world" nation is resting his ass on the head of your shitty country, then look me in the eyes and say "I live in a first world country".

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What do french people think about turists?

ich also

Cerotes todos

I can read it pretty fluently. I just suck at speaking and writing.

I am sorry the world has to endure those obedient Germans.

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I'm sure deep down, Henry Cavill sexually identifies as a FRENCH BVLL

I did. It was boring.

But uruguay.

wtf Chad, someone shat on your glorious flag!

Finland, I...

>learning any language apart from engrish
so much cringe

Any true Briton learns the mother tongue (French)

i do, but now hesitate cuz i am not sure which one is gonna collapse faster germany or france

Why does everyone sperg out so much over silent letters ? No shit writing is different than speaking, and at least our rules and pronounciation are consistent, as opposed to the one we are using right now.

pretty fucking based

47511574158715741875 hours in paint.

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Why would I? There's no use to it, English is the only relevant global language.

holy shit, the french learner is literally your average frenchie from /fr/

Such limited use, only useful in France and african shitholes
English and Spanish already get you understood in 80% of the world so thats good enough for me

You know you can learn languages for reasons other than pure pragmatic usefulness, right ?

>muh France and niggers
And Switzerland, and Monaco, and Belgium, and probably Luxembourg, and Québec...

I have no desire to visit Africa.

delete

I did both German and French in high school, but even though I passed my final exam with a good mark I wouldn't know how to do anything more than a very simple conversation in French

yeah but france is the patient 0 of the niggercock love epidemic in european history, it all started from you.
And people wonder why you're renowned worldwide as faggots.

Why are you so angry

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Do people even care about your Jow Forums faggotry, IRL?

retarded piece of shit. All attractive "Brits" are French.

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shitaly yes !

He probably thinks it will make him turn white

Parce que je le parle déjà (mais très mal)

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