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considering doing drugs tomorrow...really shouldn't do them this often though...

SEVEN POSTS EARLY
NO NO NO

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need a new oven mitt, burnt my finger through my current one

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i want to peel my face off

probably not

i need oven mitts period. think that every time i have to fold up my tea towel i keep on the oven door handle for general use to use as a hot mitt

Just realized I’m transphobic

woah no shit

mental illness
get help

my therapist session is tomorrow actually :)

What if my future gf finds I’m out a racist and transphobic.

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kek
check out this edgelord

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there was this mexican movie where a cannibal ate a women's face off and then the mother made her other daughter cut prostitute's faces off to give to the sister.

My counselor thinks I have autism, and she wants me to take a test.

You know transsexuals truly are mentally ill, they’re probably the reason why suicide rates are so high among white males

>they’re probably the reason why suicide rates are so high among white males
kek
no. white males have it harder than anyone on the planet in general

Hey Sven wanna see somewhere I used to live

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sure

>no. white males have it harder than anyone on the planet in general
No that’s us Asian men

no
whites are worshipped all around the world.
whites can also live in good communities without having to deal with racism.
me? can't live a good life because im brown.
girls don't like me while whitey has it easy with girls.

very bad posts recently

I'm about to eat chicken soup made by mom

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>whites are worshipped all around the world.
that's exactly why things are more difficult. they're held to higher standards
>whites can also live in good communities without having to deal with racism.
bullshit, no one will say shit to you in the current year

bigot:
a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.

I was looking at some projections by Goldman Sachs, OECD and IMF. It's not worth it moving to Canada, it's better staying in Brazil

if you're serious about leaving look at www.internationalliving.com

It is as we say here in Brazil: "I'm being happy without acknowleging it."

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I'm not too worried about doxing myself since I've since moved halfway across the country. I live in a much nicer place now, but it's got some of the same problems as your neighborhood; maybe worse. It looks very nice, but there's basically nothing nearby so even if I want to go for a walk I'll just drive to a nearby park.

Pic related is what I was talking about in terms of amenities, things to do, or even things to look at as you're walking past. Definitely makes things a lot comfier imo. Behind the camera is like a two minute walk to a commercial district with more specialized stores, lots of restaurants and bars, etc.

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have you told your therapist about your tranny issues yet?

i havent seen her yet

the meal:
>2 burritos, PB&J, some cheeze it chips and a green apple for desert

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pedobear peeking out the window

are you going to?

how did you get up to your apt?

looks pretty comfy desu

acknologing

yeah i think i am

seems pretty comfy. any of those corner stores sell alcohol?

comfy street

>tfw no autistic Finnish Paradox Interactive developer gf
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Nets won again guys

moving to Canada is expensive as shit as it is, let alone from a third world country, why do you think the governement gives free shit to refugees other than to money launder?

good

how big were the burritos bub? bit of a binge there...

well only if i can put it into the conversation, i dont want to just say it

>how did you get up to your apt?
One of the doors between the restaurant and barber opened up to a stairwell to my apartment.

>any of those corner stores sell alcohol?
Yep, both

not very big, not chipotle size

how would your primary issue not come up?

>what's bothering you?
>i'm a faggot
simple as

BASED
fuck off, we're full

>Yep, both
fugg. an alcoholics paradise

>corner store
>alcohol
what sorcery is this

goin on a diet bud?

no just wasnt hungry hoping it puts me to sleep early too

Besides that, I can end up sentenced to death if I ever visit China.
Come to Brazil instead, skimo-fren! I can host you in my house if you come before Carnival in the next month.

Might unironically get into hockey

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do you not reply to yanks?

should go to bed early too...been going to bed late and waking up early the past couple days and should be up kinda early to make sure im up when my package arrives tomorrow

>Besides that, I can end up sentenced to death if I ever visit China.
are you drug dealer :---D??

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move to Walla Walla, Washington

>he lives in a province with a total government liquor monopoly
lmao @ ur life rn

alberta, alcohol in dedicated stores onry

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milk and peanut butter time

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>muh land of the free alberta

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>not peanut butter and chocolate chips

too much suger

Spread me some but butter

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>not peanut butter jelly time

You're right, my life is shit

what cheers you up /cum/buckets?

what?
cringe

u bb

>butt butter
Are you German?

Smoking weed

gym and porn

I feel bad about fucking around and wasting time, so one of the main things that cheers me up is actually work. Especially being able to sit back and look at a job well done. Even something very simple like taking the time to clean up my place, and then being able to enjoy the refreshed atmosphere.

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outdoors, nature

show us your gym body

maybe next year

NOW

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Cinema and Cooking

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not buff enough...

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finally home
never take a greyhound bus
3 hours delayed fuck you

this is so comfy

you mean too fat!

unironically the trump anthem

you only need to be more buff than urkel than you'll have the best body in cum

lmao why the just would you do that like just drive your car bro hahahah

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o-ok

i unironically have pretty good fat distribution, but yeah when the summer comes ill slim down a few kilos
he has a better body than me

>tfw I got asked for my id
I’m still young and beautiful frens

i dont, i think its the military cap and the ""beard""

Isn't Dolan Dark supposed to be Felix Kjellberg, or is that just a meme? "Meme magic is real" originated with the Literally Hitler crowd and hadn't yet filtered out to the masses too much by that time, if I recall correctly

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