I have a joke, anyone wanna hear it?

motherfucking hittite deliver unlike your ancestors

i'm not sure fren but go on

A Christian, a Buddhist and a Islamist got on a plane.

Suddenly, due to engine failure, the plane was going to crash.

The Christian said, I’m going to pray to god before I jump, he jumped and survived.

The Buddhist said, I’m gonna pray to the Buddha and seek his blessing, he jumped and survive.

The Islamist said, I will pray to allah, as he will protect me. The Islamist jumped, but he died.

Why did the islamist die?

Because he couldn’t find the direction of Mecca as the plane was crashing.

so stupid but made me smile

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a muslim and an islamist are not the same thing
but good joke i guess

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why couldn't he find the direction?

ha ha... side splitter user

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Two Norwegian pilots were landing a plane. One of them said "this is the shortest landing strip I've ever seen". The other pilot, looking towards both sides, said "and how wide!"

>A Christian, a Buddhist and a Islamist got on a plane.
>Suddenly, due to engine failure, the plane was going to crash.
>The Christian said, I’m going to pray to god before I jump, he jumped and survived.
>The Buddhist said, I’m gonna pray to the Buddha and seek his blessing, he jumped and survive.
>The Islamist said, allahu akbar!!!

ftfy

idk why i can't smile but good joke

based and real lifepilled

based

youtube.com/watch?v=JUjIM-GFWhk

I got a joke for you OP