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what kind of pussy doesn't eat wax

How popular is Michael Snow in Canada? does this movie letterboxd.com/film/wavelength-1967/ ever gets screened outside of Toronto?

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Reminder to drink a lot of water before you go to bed so you stay hydrated overnight.

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did the lone stranger at the gang bar thing again

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can't you just eat a shit ton of chips and drink beer while watching the game and talking to the bartender?
then just invite a co-worker or friend or family member to go with you and hey someone recognizes you and talks to you because you brought someone over

Literally Who

don't you mean the gay bar

just read a post

My roommate needs to turn the other way so that I can jerk off while laying in the bed.

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Don't make him have to live through that
At the very least act like your taking a shower and just wank on the bathroom floor

>Form bonded Govt wit U.K., Canada, and Japan
Easy travel between countries, Fixed rate of exchange, Improved healthcare, drug legalization, U.S. Freedoms, and low tax tech.
>Instantly crack down on Mudshits in the U.K, policing the state, abolishing TV licenses and people getting arrested for having butter knives
>Turn all of Canada into Marijuana farms and National parks to sustain the northern ecosystem
>Visa free travel in between Japan and the rest of the Union, giving us more jap business men, instantly lowering the suicide rate with more relaxed Canadian and U.S. work
>Also bump japan's population by giving their asians western men.

Why don't the three best Allies do this? Why not create a force to put a larger hold on the world so the EU isn't the one who gets the spotlight and is considered the world leader?

My college roommate and I never once jacked off in the presence of one another. He did walk in on me fucking a thot once, but he wasn't weird about it and just left.

My biggest complaint would actually be that he had no social life and just sat in our room all the time on Reddit, so I could practically never bring girls back and always had to go to their room.

I'm stealthy

and use the bathroom when necessary

I went to the ATM and some guy approached me asking for money. I got a bit scared desu

>open borders to the massive numbers of US shitskins
>start sending Canadian tax dollars to Israel
>start sending Canadian soldiers to die for Israel
No thanks, more than anything I just don't want Americans to have freedom of movement into my country. The US constitution is also shit and I don't want it applied here. Long live the Queen.

my dream is going to an american collage and finding the love of my life in my roommate

You should have just acted crazier. Dropped your pants and started screaming or something.

Björk might be one of the most likeable artists on earth

>dreams of going to an american "collage"
>doesn't know how to spell 'college'
Oh, sweatie....

anyone here dropped out of high school and manage to get a home and job that pays enough to stay alive?

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Notice how I excluded the jews from the Union.

In the perfect scenario of a bonded Government, The other allies (Nips, Leafs, and Britbongs) would end support to Israel and let those two fuckhole countries bomb each other until it's resolved.

bring em over and tell him to fuck off for a while, chances are he'll do it

I like this thinking but I'd prefer an NAU who works with the EU to leverage collective interests at the UN and in the world generally, a new NATO which is NA + EU, keep five eyes, and partner with Japan + SK for civil standards and a technology plan where we can phase out insecure chinese electronics for better jap or SK or NA manufacturing

do NOT insult my spelling ya beach

also it is more about love than college

Give me an album to listen to RIGHT NOW
no pleb shit

like you knew what love is like

Regardless, the United States would have to resolve its demographic issues before I would be remotely interested. Also secure your southern border.

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idea: every state in the US should be its own country

any genre preference?

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Rec me a good scary story

youtube.com/watch?v=oWzzNvcxY4w

youtu.be/hu0kGvKujCg8233

My top 5 are Dream Pop, Shoegaze, Post-punk, neo-psychedelia and indie rock

a world where small states and anarchy free land coexist

>Suckin' at somethin' is the first step to being sorta good at somethin'

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some of my faves from last year

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I hope my roommate didn't see the hentai on my phone when he exited the bathroom

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youtu.be/MMVjgDkEg5I

youtube.com/watch?v=wy4IsC5eb7o

sick mode or mo bamba haha

>3 minutes of background noise and mumbles
Crystal Castles does it better

Heavenly - Atta Girl

Thank you all

>Background noise

I thought that once too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1uk5GlsYmXg

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uh yeah, that's shoegaze

not long ago I wanted to move to NYC but not anymore now.

As long as it's only working with the EU, I'm fine with it. The issue is when EU or NAU people decide it might be a good idea to merge. I forgot about SK though, they would definitely be a huge help in combating china and adding to NAU wealth and reach

>Secure border
We're trying. Hug groups don't like that idea that much.

youtu.be/3OvXL9R7Ifs
Although I appreciated the recs, I am just going to listen to this right now like I usually do

Went to their concert in LA a year ago and I had to leave halfway into the concert. I was also in front and center too so I wasn't there for the holocaust section they always do.

liftin and listening to this desu
youtube.com/watch?v=46TKmvPDGGs

what a coincidence, me too
youtube.com/watch?v=4WoxLk2g4-w

SHIT TASTE

Thank you, I love this.

youtube.com/watch?v=U-SnosUZ-qo

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awful opinion

youtu.be/igaKvDL01EU

a society with no cars

youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

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We live in a society

>A SOCIETY

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post a song you like bud

youtu.be/0FrJBHffTgA

will you?

My nigger.

the political game is a waste of time, frens

All of these were me:

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Your CV

My CV was a trainwreck so I started a business. Eat my ass, employers.

I'll pick one at random and tell you what I think of it.
So I pick this
And it's a terrible mash up with no rhythm, Kanye's style isn't my thang either.
Here, good weeb shit
youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

>two of them were mashups that i posted ironically, and you pick one of them
Hmmm almost like you picked the worst one on purpose

What industry?

I told you I picked at random, and there was no context provided to your post either so you're lying to yourself here.
If you cannont accept this and move on I feel sorry for you.

ok retard

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Definitely not doxing myself with that one, fren

Im gonna become an uber driver

are u ok pusy

I thought you were planning to be a homeless prostitute???
See:

youtube.com/watch?v=A2HdJ0c4hP4

youtu.be/QVLFPVpOCgM

zyzz wasn't a sauna

Why have leafs begun to appropriate American culture and customs all of the sudden? Who is behind this? The Chinese?

Just made a massive fart AMA

>all of the sudden
Anglo Canada has been culturally identical to the United States since WWII, if not earlier.

Why posting that shit when we have this glorious flag already?

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Where is sven

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Yes but what about certain behaviors? In particular, public decency and restaurant etiquette.

idk ask Sven Gang