Tfw it's going to be 45c on Thursday

>tfw it's going to be 45c on Thursday

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Noice, cunt.

How can it be that bad over there and not as bad here?

it's not bad it is beautiful. we australians have adapted, we are a nomadic desert people who sell camels.

Brazil has way more forest, keeps the CO2 down

43C on friday here

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I'm working outside in the sun every day this week.

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Don’t unions have legislations against such working conditions?

Some do, my boss' legislation is drink more water.

tfw it's only -12c anymore

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I need to move to Europe. Fuck Australia and it's shitty heat, I want to wear a ski jacket 365 days a year.

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>only going to get to a cool 34c here

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Is Tasmania better or worse than mainland australia in terms of climate?

Much better
You can actually do shit in summer without getting heat stroke/skin cancer

Based & climatepilled, if you are cold you can just put on more clothes, if it's really hot you are still hot if you strip naked

t. wh*Teoid faggot.

adapt or die, cumskin.

t. true aussie bvll (TANNED)

Hey fella, don't forget to slip slop slap :^)

It sucks but we cant just down tools everytime its above 35°c.
Wouldnt be working half the year that way

>Tfw its going to be -40°c here in a few days

useless pussy

>32ºC for the last 10 days
>its gonna stay that way until February

I cant do it.
Teach me your secrets Australian bros otherwise I wont make it.

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fucking based

go to the beach
get ya tan on
have a beer
have a bbq
have a beer again
simple as

Port Augusta is going to be 47c on Thursday, holy shit.

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>mfw closest beach is 1200km away
>mfw I only get redder and redder instead of tanning

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well they do call you guys red indians for a reason, man up softcock, your ancestors were eating each other in that temperature for centuries

Imagine not living in Brisbane LOL

What
My Finnish friend sent a snap of the weather being -26

Yesterday was a lot colder, it was -24 here. Current weather in pic

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-16 here but I live in the south

I want a Australian boy with a nice ass I can grope

Bushfires out the arse here in Tassie, can't fucking breathe without coughing up my guts

Retard

I'tll plunge again, my dear southrons

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Ocean currents

go to bed bro

I WENT TO THE FUCKING SHOPS
I CAME BACK HOME WITH A NEW TANLINE
IM ON FIREEE

I have heard in some sources that the tropical forest over Australia was way bigger but got wrecked by the aboriginals when they arrived. Your latitude is on par with our coldest states, although you are so much desertic. Few mountains and many flat plains? The city's of our northeast are actually the hottest, since there is no moisture in the air. In the Amazon the hot , humid air is suffocating.

Same as Brazilian bosses, hue. Try to work with nature having to use full protecting gear in the hot jungle.

How people survived there before cooling equipment?

Have to wonder why my car barely started in -21 yesterday but did fine in -23 today.

Yeah got a nice burn going on right now looking pretty fly

they invented the bbq
it’s called ‘set the entire forest on fire and then pick out the slow-cooked native wildlife from the ashes’

by goin to the beach
gettin their tan on
havin a beer
havin a bbq
havin a beer again
simple as

Fuck mate I'm from up Northern Australia living down south and the sun here is murderous. Even though northern Australia is the devil's sweaty arse-crack, the sun doesn't have the same bite. Even a little time in direct sunlight here feels like my skin is getting cooked. What the fuck?

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you are evolving into a TRVE BLVE AVSSIE BVLL, embrace it my brother.

Yeah, but you had to drink hot beer back them. That should be a awful.

Fucking natives. Ours created the Brazilian savanna like this too. But they were way less destructive

Skin cancer is common in Australia?

Highest skin cancer rates in the world apparently, living the neet life going beach every day, should probably stop otherwise im going to die at 30 from skin cancer

just slip slop slap cunt

No one's use sunblock there?

Are you in South Austarlia, it's where the hole in the Ozone layer is.

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Slip slop slap.

People use lower SPF or tan oil to get a tan which is unsafe
I just use 30+ but still go out in the sun often, slow tan but worth lowering my chance of melanoma instead of faster tanning

you know they have 50+ now?

Aussie teacher in primary school said this every day in summer, not sure it was necessary

It's necessary, espically for Anglos.

Fuckin oath we do cunt (Yes we do). But our pale skin and sunscreen is no match for the sun

if you can't tan you deserve everything you get and are not a TRVE BLVE and should fuck off to new zealand.