ITT be as German as possible

*Genocides 100% of Ashkenazi Jews and Gypsies, 90% of Slavs, Balts and Celts, 80% of English and French*

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>intended to kill about 80% of the population of france
bullshit

PRUSSIA
WILL
RISE
A
GAINNN

>waiter, waiter there's a fly in my soup.
>jewish vermin *bang*

youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY&t=3s

wtf fuck is wrong with these autist? We have to rid the world of germs and give the land to Poland.

my.mixtape.moe/jcbnkc.wav

:) Sorry that the pronunciation probably isn't correct.

That was Himmler, not Hitler. Hitler disliked the French and said that Germans have more in common with Muslims, but he had no genocidal intentions (although occupation of France led to 580 000 casualties). However, Himmler was more hardcore Nazi, deeply into Germanic paganism and occultism, probably he considered Frenchmen to be of inferior Celtic stock. Given that by 1943 Himmler accumulated as much power as Hitler and Hitler was terminally ill, he would most likely become a successor after his death.

Himmler's diary was found a few years ago in Moscow archives and was proven to be not a fake, I wonder whether it says anything about that.

almost all totalitarian regime become genocidal like that because every piece of shit in charge tries to out-radicalize the others. it's not a purely German thing.

VAT?

thank you femanon

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Jaa ich love when Hans shits in my face vielen much.

:D Anytime

We Germans are completely normal people. I do not understand what you mean by be German as possible, or what is there to achieve by doing so.

>WE AHH ALL IQUALL
>WOMEN AND MEN ARE IQUALL
>ACCEPT POOR REFFUGEE EVERYONE
>NATIONALISM IS BAD JUST CUZ OF SOME GENOCIDES
>MASCULINITY IS BAD HERES SOME MEDICINE TO LOWER THAT TESTOSTERONE
I think i hit bullseye

Being half German/Russian living in Germany I never felt being part of them or accepted fully. I can't pinpoint on exactly what or why. Russians on the other hand were completely bro tier with me. Always helpful, always accepting, not even seeing me as another "German guy". I wonder why, but fuck modern Germany.

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nice try, Jewish Satan. Germs need to go

Allah Akbar.

POLEN NICHT EIN REAL COUNTRY
POLEN IST ALL GERMAN LAND
POLEN IST ALLES SUBHUMAN
POLEN IST PART OF DEUTSCHE VATERLAND

Thank you based Russia for getting the world rid of this subhuman.

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*muffled Erika and Tiger 1 sound*

well hes right on the socialism being terrorist part
only degenerates into dystopia every fucking time

Himmler killed himself while being a Bong POW

t. volga german

researchgate.net/publication/228959199_Niall_Ferguson's_Political_Economy_Approach_to_Prisoner_Taking_and_Prisoner_Killing_a_Critical_Comment

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They are based, fuck you Sören

>I hab ka oide.

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Kek

*flies to Mallorca*

youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

*invites millions of shitskins because you killed a jews*
*doesn't have any children*
*instead of finding a gf become the gf*

neo "germans" are a fucking joke. Us prussian german remnants will probably have to fix shit up.

wew
did you forget to post your frog?

DIE SONNE IST KALT
MUSS MANN WISSEN!!!!

Stop calling Americans mutts.

I'm pure bread German.

imagine i quoted all the non-german flags here and told you "RAUS"

because i dont want to get banned for spam

also the jews really aren't to be trusted anglos are just now realizing this in the last 10 years yeah good job faggots

>daily Germany hate thread no. 47262

Völlig losgelost
Von der Erde
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Völlig schwerelos

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>Be kind even if you want to strangle the other person or don't give a shit about them
>Hate the ubahn
>No small talk because they're autistic
>AAAH OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE GERMAN TERRITORY
>Come 2 minutes late to every meeting and Germans will expect you to offer up your pinky finger because you have committed the worst crime imaginable
>Follow the rules even if they seem silly or easy to break because Germans will stare you down with such contempt and hatred you will never even think about doing it again
>Nazi jokes will make Germans go silent, they'll just pretend you didn't say anything or just pretend you don't exist, it's good fun
>If you mention celebrating something as a German neighbour, they'll be sure to tell you that the tradition is originally German

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I agree with everything but the nazi jokes. Most people I know love them.

*shits self and eats it*

The really young ones do, they even sing tunes ironically, but the German boomers will not even try to defend themselves.

>neo "germans" are a fucking joke. Us prussian german remnants will probably have to fix shit up.
this. please send sondereinsatzkommando

>Jews
JA KILL ZEM
>poles
JA KILL ZEM
>lithuanians
JA KILL ZEM
>gypsies
JA KILL ZEM
>russians
JA KILL ZEM
>belarusians
JA KILL ZEM
>czechs
JA KILL ZEM
>the handicapped
JA KILL ZEM

Lel

>>Jews
>JA KILL ZEM
right
>>poles
>JA KILL ZEM
wrong
>>lithuanians
>JA KILL ZEM
wrong
>>gypsies
>JA KILL ZEM
very right
>>russians
>JA KILL ZEM
wrong
>>belarusians
>JA KILL ZEM
wrong
>>czechs
>JA KILL ZEM
wrong
>>the handicapped
>JA KILL ZEM
depends

/thread

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>>East Germans
>JA KILL ZEM
right

Oh look at the time. It's time to destroy europe.

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>If you mention celebrating something as a German neighbour, they'll be sure to tell you that the tradition is originally German
Pretty spot on. Why do they always do this?

EY WAS HAST DU GEDACHT

ALL DIE WAFFEN SIND SCHARF

ist gzuz ein ding bei euch?

Not that I know of, no
I found it by myself after listening to Ufo361, which is known by a few people here

absolutely based
I wish we succeeded

Ich kannst, ich bin busy right now
*Continues to work*

>
t. NEET

Only high IQ post ITT

> deviating from the detailed, nonsensical rules, norms and regulations is to be looked down upon, even though I don't really dare to say anything to those who do so, but at least I can passive-aggressively make them feel not welcome. Refugee rape and crime is okay because we wuz nazis

>barks
>gets kicked
>whines
>...
>barks..

but that's Poland

FUCK'EN ME PLEASE MASTERN
BUT DON'T FORGETTEN WEI IST DAS FRIENDS UND ONLY FRIENDS YOU COCKSWINE

Give back all europe, my ancestors live there for milleniums, also give asia and africa, my opa was there on holiday, so its my ancestral land!!!

HAHAHAHAHA
Du bist ein echter Untermensch

as-salāmu ʿalaykum

AUSTRIA IST DEUTSCH

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>GIB BACK RIGHTFULL GERMAN CLAY!!!!1

ze

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>be as German as possible
>try to make some sauerkraut
>stink up the whole block
>get fined

fuck you