Who the fuck buys chicken sausages

who the fuck buys chicken sausages
you literally walked past beef, pork and kangaroo sausages and picked up the fucking chicken ones
fuck you mum you fucking bitch

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>Kangaroo

chicken kebabs on the skewer however.. oof

its cheap and nutritious, u dont feed roos on fucking gmo'd corn syrup and soi. only buy organic people

kangaroo tastes fucking good

typically a countries meat will reflect their person and vice versa

>Kangaroo
I bet you cunts have Budgie and Koala sausages too.

We should have koala sausages tbqh

the koalas are like 59% dmt beacuse all they do is eat gumtree leaves and trip balls, thats why they sit there in a permenent dream time state like the abos use to do, occasionally ull see one literally green out and fall out of a tree. eucalyptus leaves are synthesized into dmt.

the budgies will sing u a dusk time song if u ask nice enough

how about magpie or emu eat?

pretty sure emu meat is a thing but you can't buy it in regular shops like kangaroo
same with crocodile

magpies are friends and emus are our superiors

is there any Aussie who say wtf kangaroo's lives matter?

Not that I know of, other than people against meat in general

Lachie you're back? Have you finally take care of the nurse problem?

>kangaroo sausages
Really. I thought roos were just roadkill tier.

those arent aussies

>chicken sausage

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I really wish people would stop calling me lachlan every time I make a shitpost

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Emu meat pie is big in some places

koalas are based

I am, your are, we are Lachlan now.

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Most kangaroo meat comes from culling to reduce numbers, which is overall a good thing for the welfare of the animals
Better to get your tiny brain blown out with a .22 by Mick Taylor than starve to death when flooding rains turn into drought

You can buy kangaroo steaks from lidl here, I think it's pretty ok meat

>lidl
We don't have that shop here. It's only a southern thing.

I just checked and you have 2 less than we and we have them even in lapland, are they in every village in the south or something?