Don't let the Russian fool you - these lands are not his

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This is what a true native to Russia looks like.

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it's not yours if can't defend it

No this is mine land

>In Russian folk legends, the Chudes were described as exalted and beautiful. One characteristic of the Chudes was 'white-eyed', which means lightly colored eyes.

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>t. ivan IV the madlad

Kingdom of Lithuania will reconquest Minsk and burn down sm*lensk soon

Even back then, Russians understood what a crime they were commiting:

>Sorrowful Russian folk songs reminisce about the destruction of the Chudes when the Slavs were occupying their territories. When a Chude township was attacked, Chude women made themselves drown into the river with their jewels and children, in order not to be subjected to robbery or despoiling.

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Fun fact: Mari are the only Europeans to preserve their ancestor's religion into the modern day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Native_Religion

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>Europeans

more European than you, suleyman

>Europeans

>be Iranian
>move to Europe
>we are now the real Europeans

that's literally what you did

You are Indo-European too, you just don't speak an indo language.

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Every single square meter of land in this country belongs to the kremlin gang and their friends oligarchs. We ordinary russian people don't own it.

We are tha same though
Indo-Europeans are brown subhumans. I refuse to be associated with shitskins and slavs. You are jsut a basque being forced to speak Iranian dog speak.

I heard land is cheap in Russia

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I don't know what you're talking about

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>look at this halfassed map that was created by zero research to prove our Indo-nigger ideas
Learn basque and stop speaking Iranian dog speak.

What would a tall blonde man like me have in common with basques who are native europeans?

Based

Just you wait, Sl*void. Your end is near.

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>burn down sm*lensk
Don't

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What happened to Ests, Chudes, Khazars?

I thought Bulgars were in the Balkans?

>what happened to Ests

carefull there kiddo, we once tried to capture smolensk as an opening move to invasion, its not that easy, although it was partialy our fault, the plane which commandos used was to heavy to land on a tree, who knows how would it go if we succeded

>We, poles are so innocent
Then, they post this

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everything up to berlin belongs to russia

everything up to Danube belongs to Turks.

>the last thing the tatar will see before his head is split in half by the terrible wrath of Perkunas himself

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Deal

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t. viking rape baby, right though, post tsar collapse and gommunism

>viking rape baby
They kinda didn't come here much, because curonians were pretty vicious.

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Based and paganpilled

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>Hungary still better off than IRL

Based frogs. Fuck commies

Why do Poles and Lithuanians hate each other so much? I grew up in a suburb of Chicago thats like 50% Polish/Lithuanian and there are legit gangs of them that try and kill each other.

At my highschool it was so bad that they had to separate them and teach them in different parts of the building. Theres a big basement under the school that they would send the bad kids to and it was fucking gulag-tier bad. Ghetto black kids from Chicago were even afraid to go down there.

These are Komi
They are Mongols

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Iranics were Europeans. East Europeans.

wew sounds like those kids took the memes a bit too seriously.
Some poles seem to be incapable of grasping that we are not poles and do not want to be poles. It's a centuries old problem, but it's all just banter at this point.

Because the P*le cries in pain as he strikes you.

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It's a tradition.
Yeah whatever did happen to them?

We actually raided their homeland after they went soft due to christianity.

It was both sides in that town

And for some reason the Lithuanians and the Poles love to drive around in matte-black, raised-suspension pickup trucks that always have stickers with Polish Eagles or Pillars of Gediminas. Its like a cross between redneck and gopnik (or whatever the term is in Poland/Lithuania). I dont think you can see that sort of thing anywhere else in the world.

I have some Lithuanian and Polish ancestors though and both sides were bro-tier with me.

Balts have been the real vikings after the Scandis went down pussy road after the 1000's.

>that always have stickers with Polish Eagles or Pillars of Gediminas
Kek. Diaspora is always the most nationalist.

>Kek. Diaspora is always the most nationalist.
Ukrainians... Nuff said.

at least they brought some good ass food and beer here. blood sausage and kielbasa are God-tier and Lithuanian porters are great and surprisingly cheap.

Because Poles and Lithuanians are Eastern Yurop’s version of Koreans and Japanese

Can get this for $1.80 at the local grocery.

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It comes in different bottles here, wonder if it's even the same beer.

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Of course they are.
You're all their children.

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Ukraine of a sane person

Don't let the Homo sapiens sapiens fool you - these lands are not his

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Based Chernobyl

the import jews in new york probably use different bottles for whatever jewish reason

What size is it sold in at your shop? Here they come in in pint-sized bottles, ~0.578 liters.

Pints here too