/brit/

nut status: done the FUCK in

why the fuck are they still using tape as a storage medium for audio
use an iphone or some shit

newton was a complete freak

what sort of loon just thinks up something like gravity?

You're not fucking Isaac Newton, and that was all rumour. You're not some mega 170 IQ genius scientist, are you? And they weren't healthy either. Newton wasn't 'healthy', neither was Schopenhauer, et al.

They were geniuses, but they weren't healthy.

it seems to keep the mind in check, i feel a lot more normal after having sex than if i've not been able to get it for a while

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it's a "dave asks brit to analyse him as a poor effort to bait people about "all the sex" he has" episode, glad the janny killed it desu

tape is a colloquial term for an audio recording now though

>explain why it isn't healthy
man needs a regular release and the comfort of another human being to maintain sanity
>newton
lmao
he was a fucking virgin freak
I mean it - look him up - utter freakazoid

everything you've said pertains to the opposite

How is it bait? I'm being serious it's not my fault virgins get upset as soon as sex is even mentioned

It's fine to "I'm a virginnnnnn CIDE SOON" post all day though isnt it

alright you have me convinced, keep pulling your knob

thought on Emiliano Sala being so desperate not to live in Wales that he crashed a plane with no survivors?

>It's fine to "I'm a virginnnnnn CIDE SOON" post all day though isnt it
ahh yes your classic binary brain in action. no they are told to fuck off as well, low quality blogposting is told to fuck off all the time.

I do miss the Sophie Ellis Bextor poster.

You know, there comes a time when a man without family is a bad thing.

>doesn't get paid a weeks wage
>instead of fucking over his employer, he just trashes a building of a separate company (even if he did work it)
>will now inevitably go to prison because he's a retarded scouser

going to pay a private investigator to watch emmett patrick garcin for me

>sex
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

>oh my GOD I have so much sex, it's a fucking curse you virgins wouldn't believe
>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

spooky

want to forcibly take Dave's virginity

problematic posters
>long-term virgins who think Jow Forums is their safe space
>single children who bang on about boring exaggerated sexual escapades

decent posters
>self-aware and ashamed, unfortunate virgins
>men in long-term relationships

Fuck off

nobody believes you had a foursome just shut up lmao

I think Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

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Good luck with that.

>Police officials say US singer Chris Brown detained in Paris after rape accusation.

>>self-aware and ashamed, unfortunate virgins
mentioned

about time smdh

sex is probably the most awkward and uncomfortable experience one can do whilst sobre

thanks

>>>/facebook/
muppet

get on that

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what if you’re a born again virgin?

need to go to spain so i can get a tan

we're anonymous you colossal tard

welcome

at least 50% of my posts on Jow Forums are jokes, mistruths or outright lies

honestly don't know what you thought you were revealing with this post

RICKY CONTRAVENED THE HIGHWAY CODE
THE HAND LIES SEVERED AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
RICKY'S HAND
*BLACK AND DECKER V8 DRILL VREEE!!!*

might go to shagaluf now that i'm a cured man

Imagine paying £15m for someone, only for him to die a couple of days later

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So pretty and perfect.

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Virgin men are fucking character-less morons. Can you imagine being so low IQ and low social IQ that you can't shag? Is there nothing driving you? How the fuck do you get out of bed in a morning? How utterly uninteresting do you have to be to be an adult virgin not for religious reasons? If you want to shag but can't then you are a fucking disgrace to humanity. Such a fucking failure of a man of his own desires and wants should just 'cide if that's really the case. It really is a case of someone being entirely made of waste in every facet, personality, determination, everything, all traits they are waste

You're not le high iq because you have so little gumption you can't even shag despite wanting to, despite talking about it, whinging about it, crying about it every single day

Fucking idiots should move out of my way and that's my approach

How many darkies (n*ggers) do you fellas see in a month?
Relatively low for me. Less than 10. Live in a predominately white municipality.
Course if I go into the city there are immigrants everywhere.

>we

Err... how many of us do you think are here, user?

square peg in a round hole then
I give up

I know reading is not your strong point dave but please try and read someone's post before you respond to it, thank you.

youtube.com/watch?v=FNZhmh3icxo

what if you have physical defects

>The French civil aviation authority has said Cardiff City's record £18 million signing Emiliano Sala was aboard a small passenger plane that went missing off the coast of the island of Guernsey.

>espn.com/soccer/soccer-transfers/story/3756574/cardiff-city-emiliano-sala-on-board-missing-plane-french-civil-aviation-authority

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>changes flag twice
>suddenly censors himself
lol

>You're not le high iq because you have so little gumption you can't even shag despite wanting to
ah yes, project your insecurities, lad

virgin freaks are all obsessed with sex, but when you lose it and you know what it's all about you won't be bothered with it

You can tell dave is a farmer because no one else can make strawmen as well as him.

is this the coping sex addict from the thread that got pruned by the janman?

love the sexhaver delusion that anyone besides them must be some 5’5 spacker
bet i absolutely tower over you, would probably press you over my fucking head

He could be emilian miles away by now

amazing that in 2019 people still respond to dave aka the guy who is here 12 hours a day writing essays about nonsense, he is schizo tier of loser

wonder if they’ll get a refund

youtube.com/watch?v=3D4NcJoF0R8

lmao this pathetic bint.... it's a broken wrist love, not your spine

21

Virgin freaks always out themselves when they think you need height to shag

hopefully she keeps milking it for all it's worth and it brings down the monarchy

WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO
MANLET ALERT
MANLET ALERT
WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

Reckon they didn’t pay all that money up front and now they won’t have to pay him at all.

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worth it for the payday
get some of that tax money back

Yeah, so?

>going to prison for fighting back against your controllers is a bad thing

you sound like a coward desu, he fucked over his employer by trashing the building he helped create and wasn't paid for, the amount of media attention on his employer will probably make them lose a lot of business

you reckon she was approached by people who would offer money if she'd milk it?

You can't answer the question?

Jarvis Cocker looks like one of those types of soy nerds that a punch to the head would kill him instantly

Can you imagine being so low IQ and so low social IQ that you can't grow a few inches?

Virgins crying again but it's nothing but truth

If you have absolutely nothing to give, zero passion, just utter waste in everything... then I can see why you'd be an adult virgin despite desperately not wanting to be one.
I have respect for people who abstain for religious reasons and stick at it, they probably have to actually reject the opportunity in many cases, but the opposite? Total failures, literal dogshit human beings in every possible way

I can't even imagine a scenario where I'd be a virgin. I somehow managed to have more sense, drive, and passion (as """""normies""""""" do apparently) at the age of 15 years old than 30-40 year old men in this thread. Utterly embarrassing for you if so, turn off your PC

you sound like an idiot

Mental how many suckerpunches I've had to the head and I've never been knocked out once, never even seen stars. Reckon I should take up boxing. My skull is literally like a cement block, I actually blame it on having a thick neck to be fair

Cope

>I have respect for people who abstain for religious reasons and stick at it
cheers lad for the mention

ah yes, le intellectual believes anyone with balls is an idiot, no doubt you have a gay little software job where you sit in a chair all day and code like a good cuck

calm down dave

saddam did 911

nah I'm simply not a reckless retard
>GRR ME UNHAPPY!!! GRR ME SMASH!!
ah yes, very smart

>going to prison for fighting back against your controllers is a bad thing

It is when there are better ways of dealing with it, for example fighting against your actual fucking controllers (his employer), not the business irrelevant in all of this.

You could also take the employer to court and fight them that way.

Or instead, you could act like a spastic and just trash an entrance to a building like the retarded scouser you are. Jesus, 96 wasn't enough...

Imagine getting your bollocks caught in the garbage disposal in the sink.

Grim

Alright

would you shut up about virginity for 2 fucking seconds you obsessive nutcase

Creep up the wall
Then across the ceiling
I spin round the bulb
And land on a sandwich

I smash my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face against the windowpane

I crawl in your ear
While you were sleeping
I've been here a year now
And I'm getting restless

I smash my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face against the windowpane

The wife understands now
She's getting quite used to me
Lets me out in the day time
And takes me in every night

I smash my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face against the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane

I fall to the floor and I do it again

I smash my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane
I'm smashing my face against the windowpane
I'm smashing my face on the windowpane

morning boys
how are we all

sharks scare me

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