Tfw 28 year old boomer and only $1500 in my bank account

>tfw 28 year old boomer and only $1500 in my bank account

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You got a green ID tho...

> 28 years old
> liberal arts degree
> only jobs i can get are literally minimum wage teaching posts
> i've been 2 months without a job going to interviews but get rejected
> no wife
> savings but not enouh

what to do?
seppuku?

Try to become a professor.
Finishing my PhD in theater this year, that is my last hope.

go teach in asia and put the 2k you earn every month into crypto.

I'm 28 and I don't have a degree, I feel like a gigantic faggot.

That's blue not green colorblindfag

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>28 year old boomer here
>no car
>live with parents
>work in a grocery store bakery
>”invested” 90% of my savings in crypto down 60% initial investment
I should have used that money to go to community college life is suffering being a NEET would be more honorable than working retail at my age lads.

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I'm also 28
>live next to a cemetery
>everyone is irritating
>drinks my food
>everything smells like baked corn
>birds in the background i suddenly notice everyday, annoying now like tinnitus (cicadas are now acoustic warfare)
>regularly feeling isolated and remember i have always been so don't start feeling popular or desired suddenly (jackass)
>500K
>constantly realize life on earth was and is a lucky and unlucky mistake
>feels nervous and paranoid

Deliver pizzas and funnel money into link. Just keep rolling dude.

>28 year old virgin NEET boomer
>25k in bank, 150k in crypto
All money I made is from crypto. I had only like 2000 bucks before

>24 year old boomer here
>work 4 days a week
>can spend roughly 300 - 1k euro a month into crypto
>learning software development in free time

Is it worth it to go into software development btw ?

we will make it brah

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>20 year old gen Xer
>apprenticeship in trade
I'm laughing at you fags who went into debt for a liberal arts degree. I'm paid to take classes.

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>69 year old millennial
>$500,000 yearly income as an underwater welder in Canada

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>learning software dev in free time

lol it's not a hobby

Had some bread today, now my stomach's acting up.

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Seriously this is kinda trippy
I literally just turned 28....
Now all the sudden there are 28 y.o boomer posts. Why aren't they 25....or 29.....31

What is going on!! I fucking hate aging

fuck you Jow Forums

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>that 21 yo boomer with $450 to his name
haha

How do you even do that?

Why do you keep money in a bank account? Get credit and pay it off once a month. Put all your money in the market.

Well, you clearly don't/didn't care about getting rich. If you had put even just 10% of your salary aside you would most likely have 50k+ by now (even more if you don't have a shit tier job).

50k isnt even a lot user. Also, good jobs are preserved for normies

Dropped out of college at 23. Didn't care to make any money until I turned 27. Now I'm 29 and feel like the biggest loser with no degree. Pretty much empty inside desu

Pajeet
Yes gamble blindly thinking it can only go up 100%

Feels
Similar story here...add going back to college a few times to drop out again.
Add a couple rehabs and jobs......
yep no drive yet

The drive just gets weaker as you grow older because there is less and less reason to try hard. Time is ticking.

Also my girlfriend of 2 years left me couple of days ago because she says I don't love her because I don't want to spend money on her. She doesn't understand I'm accumulating shitcoins so I can be a rich loser instead of a poor loser

Nothing dishonorable about working

Im super old and poverty tier.

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based colorblind boomer

29-year-old here, and cannot pay rent next month due to massive investment to LINK

>Advising user to literally throw away his earnings every month

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can someone help me pay the electricity bill?
It's only 40 bucks but I don't want to sell my bags at loss

Holy shit this thread, its like the early stages of development of an r9k user. Get ready NEET life boys.

Or learn how to buy stocks and make money.

>tfw 28 y.o. boomer
>$40k saved
>live in Poland
>still no reason to live

>21 year old boomer with $2K in my bank account
I had $15K before investing $7K into crypto but $6K in living expenses and -90% later here I am.
would've been up $5K if I didn't fuck myself over with my greed.

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>tfw 21 year old boomer
>100 dollars to my name

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You need green and blue both to make turqouise

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Boomers

>28
> no job
> no experience
> considering studing business management
> considering studing web developping too

Is it too late to start again or i just should take a bunch of paxil?

Lol I’ve got the same degree. Assuming you are in a big city, work as a substitute teacher. Here in LA I work basically everyday of the school year. Use the teaching experience to your advantage and continue your education as soon as you can. And buy chainlink faggot

Worth it

We’re all going to make it

I need more kek.

Please make it

We’re all going to leave this place together

Digits confirm it brother. I wish you the best, see you on the yacht.

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> 28 yo boomer
> decent job
> 2,500 in car repairs wiped out cash savings
> paid off all credit card debt this year
> around 3k in crypto

just mixed bag my shit up

>50k 28yr boomer
>live with parents
>fucks chinese prostitutes in motel in taiwan
>works in gas station
fuck my future mate i have to wait my real boomer parents die to get 3 million usd real estate

> 27 yo boomer
> code monkey
> 150$ in bank
> leave alone in rented flat
> have a car
> around 600$ in cryptos

Will i make it?
Paychecks in Croatia are too low I cant start saving...

save 5 dollars a week and you're doing better than most

Get out

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