This device confuses Americans

I am confused! Why not just use knives?

face like a jackass

Americans think cheese grows up in wrapped slices

Vermont has excellent cheddar cheese, possibly the best in the continent and why enjoy it by slicing with knives. Don’t talk shit about New England dairy, man

>Not using a grater
The absolute state of European cheese preparation. I bet you savages don’t even get it perfectly machine cut.

I really don't see why Danes invented that shit. It's not needed

A lot of America is used for dairy farming and because of this there many places, like where I live Vermont, that have not only good cheese but an understanding of cheese culture.

>doesn’t slice off cheese slices w/ knive
Why do you even live?

Such machines would confuse and anger them. They have yet to develop past the bronze age.

How exactly do you cut cheese with a knife, won't the slices be far too thick and concentrated?

I self identify as a Dairy-American.

Well here we mostly stick to cheddar, so that isn’t a problem since you can just eat a cube of that shit. But now thinking of it we do have some sharper, softer knives for the fancy European type cheese.

Yes, great for prisons and mental hospitals where knives are forbidden.

You can go for small pieces, it doesn't HAVE TO BE perfect. That damn device makes people obsessed about the slices.

Sounds like you're hammering in a nail with a rock tbf. Sure it works fine but why not use the tool specifically made for hammering in nails.

Do you really need a tool for something as specific as slicing cheese?

>why walk because there are wheelchairs?

Because people in wheelchairs look retarded.

this is bully

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I shattered my heels and sat in a wheelchair for 2 months and I can assure you it's an extremely ardeous mode of transportation in any given situation.

Norwegian inventions
>cheese slicer
>black metal
>....

It's the best way to eat cheese. No need to cut it.

Germans are the most bullied group on Jow Forums.