My gf says my penis is big even though it's extremely small why does she do this?

My gf says my penis is big even though it's extremely small why does she do this?

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is your gf a nurse?

become the gf

who cares? just stfu and fuck her you spastic cunt

how big?

No she's unemployed and lives off her dead parents inheritance.

How big

how big

I've already said numerous times I'm not saying again it's embarrassing.

Ha your girlfriend has a small vagina. What a fag.

My gf used to say the same and I'm 14 cm. She juat wants you to feel good. And honestly it feels nice when a girl tells you that, even if it's just an excuse to not do anal.

i won't laugh, pls tell me

>tfw gf once asked you "doesn't it get bigger than that?"

It feels actually really bad cause you know she's lying to you even if she's trying to make me feel better.

4 inchy?

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oh

Mine is 4 inches.
4inch is huge bro.

lmao that's even way smaller than mine

i still love you lachlan

Come one dude, you have a gf and she likes you enough to have sex with you and stay with you. Stop worrying about dick shit.

at least you got a gf

AJAJAJAAJAJAJAJA
are you asian bro? why is your dick so small?

iktf

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I bet this guy is going to blow up his relationship because of a lack of self confidence. She will drop you be careful and make that mouth work for you dawg then give her the 4 inches OF PAIN.

you from vancouver?

to emasculate you with an obvious lie zheng

No.
Ontario.
Not asian but i heard there are a fuck ton of asians

4 inches is huge for a jav pornstar bro , i find it cute when a japanese chick is impressed by a 4 inch dick in the jav videos , gives me hope with my 5.5 in

who else here 7 inch dick? looks even bigger because im short. manlets win again!

I never watch porn but link me it bro

7" dick and im not a manlet
i am lanky af though

My dick is 7.5 inches and I have never used it once.

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They do to make you feel better. I miss my last girlfriend. She made everything to please me and my asshole personality drove her away. Damn me.

Sorry, they don't want Sand Dunes.
Try raping White women, goat-fucker.

Mine is 4 inches and i kinda wanna suk ur 7inchy

Because she only exists in your mind.

Same
Same

It's really fucking the perfect length/girth
It's quite handsome

I know the feeling user. My girlfriend has fucked a handful of black guys in the past too, so the comparison constantly bothers me

EVEN A DICKLET GOT A GF, FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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Based. You better marry into that nobility before it's too late.

My dick is 7x6 inches and I've used it once. That was 5 years ago.

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I'm so sorry.

>My dick is 7x6 inches and I've used it once.

Was it a good fap though?

Yeah. No hands though, just her pussy. And her mouth.

How does she even jerk it or suck it?

>gf says she loves me
yeah sure you do buddy

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Imagine having a woman unironically desire you can't even wrap my head around it

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All girls do this.

based ameribro

lachlan a cutie(no homo)

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Seriously, who is lachlan. Pic?

>Half of my dicksize
Thats actually kinda funny

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when soft I'm 5 cm

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>jew nose

no thanks

Mine is insanely small when it's soft, it's nearly an innie, my last gf thought it was cute. Over 6 inches hard though.

I have the proportions of a doughy greek hero.

im a 16 cm mexican

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Please post a pic

Please post two pics

Didn't even know it was possible, are you Asian? Well it makes me feel better about mine.
Anyways, your gf seems to be fine with it, that's the most important I guess, maybe she has a small bagena

I posted it last week, its on cooldown
Dickletpore

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Your dick can cool down in my mouth, you idiot

>American
>"I'm doughy"

What a shocker

>first sex with gf
>autistically ask how big does she think my dick is
>idk like 10cm?
>mfw it's 18cm
it hurts to think about my teenage years

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You are afraid of telling a japanese poster about your small dick?

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She's just trying to make you feel more confident

Most girls don't actually give a shit about size, and she obviously doesn't. You're just a spastic

first sex with my ex she cried and i had to go get her an aspirine. she wasnt even a virgin

At least you have a rich girlfriend you faggot

w...when I'm hard its normal

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