/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

are you the same person who posted bitch niggas

>muscly women are gross.
Terrible opinion.

WOMBO COMBO

big gay

haven't poo'd in a couple days buds

>did it yesterday actually :)))
should have gone deeper

gay is not ok

Beans and coffee

It is you who is the homo here, homo

need a gf, frens

woah

>haven't poo'd in a couple days buds
see a doctor

Back from my walk with my friend, i ate some subway with him(it was VERY good). We talked about old times and some other stuff, and we had a good feels talk.

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actually, i have something to say

>and a new loreplay video
youtube.com/watch?v=FtF7E_yDuqo
god i love life

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cringe

i killed arpaio today

what wool socks should I buy

Since when does this Swedish incel have friends?

what are the options?

i am afraid of flying on airplane so I will probably never go to another country outside North America

since always? i never said i didnt have friends

the best is to wear a thin pair of cotton socks, and your heavier wool stocks on the outside

your feet will never blister and they will never get sweaty, this was actually determined by the US miltiary

so the spare time is not supposed to be like a permanent tire?

>see a doctor
not that serious yet bud...

It's really not that bad, I used to be terrified too but you get used to it. Take a xanax or something and you'll be fine. At this point I just instantly fall asleep on airplanes.

Why are you always here then?

greatest love story ever told

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what do you mean?

youtu.be/3DGtHMZX8gc
fake news

how is it that every american seems to have access to xanax? is it OTC there now or something?

Are you the same Swedish poster that spams this general 24/7 or not?

yeah

literally who

lots of oil in venezeula and lots of oil(and gold we saw us soldiers hauling) in iraq.
Coincidence ? i think not

I can't speak for every American but I got lucky in that a while back I had a doctor who freely prescribed it (and this was a regular doctor that I only saw once, I can't afford much else) so I had a good supply that I've been very careful with.

pretty typical based on americans i talk to, i can see why xanax has become such a commonly used drug

>begin nofap day 1 again
>lose by fapping to spic cousing incest
well maybe tomorrow when I don't wake up horny like everyday

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based

>not recognizing naruto and sasuke
oh My God

not everyone here is a cheater you know

I'm almost 3 months, if you can make it about 30-35 days, by that time you stop caring at all about sex and you can focus on everything else a lot more.
It still hasn't gotten me a gf though.

i want to take a nap but i dont think i should

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ok retard

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I swear some of these girls make the cutest faces when fucked and have the most perfect perky tits I've seen

bit rude to call me a retard friend

>"gf"
You haven't truly stopped caring.

link please

Taking a shit right now and it really fucking hurts
Please help

Push harder

Me, but replace the shitcoins with Monero

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75% of my job is just downtime browsing Jow Forums
guys seriously
I gotta get a book or something

lol your ass is getting fucked by mr poop

but they are whores and had over 20 dicks inside them

What job?

who here /comfy/

need to organize my folders
any idea to start

doctors are free though

you think unironic transhumanists post on Jow Forums??

I’m pushing as hard as I can you fucking nigger
Ahhhhh this is what it must feel like to give birth

customer service for tech company
I haven't been trained on taking phone calls yet so I just sit around waiting for e-tickets to come in with people's problems so I can copypaste a generic response to them and then get back on Jow Forums

just search for "prima" in pornhub or xvideos, lots of them videos out there

I just wanna fuck em not marry em lol

fuck spics

my time isnt, and whats he going to do

>my time isnt

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quintessential Latin American post

probably stick his fingers in your bum and give you a lil massage
get a female doc and she can give your prostate a good working over

Is wearing pants over pajamas an acceptable behavior in your country?

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they serviced me at walmart so I think so

If nobody knows nobody can stop you.

ye

youtube.com/watch?v=IXdj9lrH2I8

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Mommy is gone so I will be venturing forth from the cave to acquire food, hopefully I don't die.

BASED

be careful out there bud

just fucking kill me already please

Be careful and journey well.

twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1088177884055842816?s=19

god i hate amlo so much

so ruth bader ginsberg hasnt been seen in public for like two weeks now, is she dead and they don't want to announce it?

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>they serviced me

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Probably dying, not dead yet.

Canadian walmarts are better than ours, but then, I wouldn't want to be serviced by the type of people who work at walmart so you pick your poison.

>Canadian walmarts are better than ours
in what way?

:(
What’s wrong Denny?

>not getting serviced by the walmart prostitute
what are you, gay?

*hands you one of my guns*
do it yourself

one of my personal favs

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Your walmarts have designated prostitutes.

Reminder: These are the same person, do not reply

thinking about making a suicide gesture first, to see what happens

Shut the freak up!

I wish I had saved my money instead of wasting it in food