That 5'8 boomer that avoids standing next to people taller than him
>how's the weather up there?
I don't avoid it ;)
>yeah I used to be tall i've lost some height from doing heavy squats
I just avoid people in general.
Heavy squats are ceci
At least your not a low testosterone z fag
>that 5'9'' boomer who married a woman a bit taller than him and who's observably shorter than her when she wears heels.
That'd be me.
boomer cope
5'6 25 yr old boomer link marine reporting in biatches
Heavy squats are a fucking meme
>losing an inch of your height
>looking like a T-Rex
>walking around with DOMS all day
>fucks up your back or knees if your form is slightly off
>losing range of motion for anything but squatting
>slows down sprints, makes you useless in other sports
>slows down kicks if you practice martial arts
>zero practical strength, you gas out after 10min when moving furniture
>that 5’9 boomer who doesn’t buy any shoes without atleast an inch and a half bottom
Top Kek of June award to OP
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>that boomer manlet who always wears boots
>That 30 year old boomer with bad knees and back (also enlarged prostate) whose squat plateaud around 200 pounds after 10 years of training trying to C O P E with his reality of being a weak and fragile old man.
Joke's on you I'm actually 5'6"
being 5'6 is not a joke...i'm sorry
MANLET BOOMER COPE
Are manlets one day going to be considered the attractive men? Just like being fat used to be attractive in the shakespearen era?
So you fucked up your knees and back to squat less than some insta sluts? Pathetic.
>enlarged prostate
Try saw palmetto. It might fuck up your libido though.
>bad knees
Orthokine/reginokine are like magic if you can afford it
>bad back
If you’ve stopped lifting, do at least some pull ups. It will help with your back. Also if you’ve got that boomer gut, lose some weight.
t. 35 yo fellow boomer
thank you boomer
i just made the 30yo boomer that takes joint supplements thread i hope u like it
>That 35 year old boomer embarasses himself trying to deflect his C O P E at a fellow boomer
Hey, where do you think you are going boomer thread
that 0 foot boomer
kek'd
There's a disturbing theory that gender roles are reversing explaining the bugman, incel and beta male epidemic we currently face. The more successful and independent a women becomes the less she desires an alpha chad male as his traits are redundant in a modern society. Instead she'll want a guy who is submissive, a man-wife, while she assumes the role of the breadwinner. Manlets could have greater success with women since they are generally perceived as being weaker.
I think that counts as a disability
>t. roastie
your biology will force you to always get excited when Chad puts you into submission.
fuck lol
>thinks stacy is gonna stop banging chad
That would be everyone. He’d have to hide in a box.
Thats fucked up, really fucking with my already low self esteem.
>gotta play the hand god dealt you
>keep your head up fella
They will be bread out but will get stuck raising the kids
Met a professional nascar driver and had a pic taken with him. All his stats online say hes 6', but I'm 6' and he was at least 3 inches shorter than me. I remember him looking mad the whole time.
Sometimes things are just shitty
Oh hey
I'll catch you later?
Hit me up *phone gesture to ear*
lol take the online height of celebrities and knock down 2-4 inches for real height
great thread, but i have to add this sage plus some report
not short idiot
Just finish the rep lmao
Agree, that picture is priceless. It should hang in the finest of art galleries worldwide.
lmao what
I appreciate it fella
this is weird I'm 5'6" and my boyfriend says I'm tall
damn how short is your boyfriend that 5'6 is tall?
>or this is boomer cope?
He is 5'10"
both of us are tall
he could be one of those freaky boomers that gained extra height in his late 20s, early 30s.