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heatwave edition

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Imagine the smell of the car

meat is gross

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wipipo be like dis sun too spicy lmao

Two British flags in this one, none in the other
This thread is the Brit thread, the other is the Yank thread

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I want to tongue her asshole.

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t.

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might purchase a sous vide

Nah, the Roman Empire only spanned Western Europe and the Mediterranean, the Northern and Eastern parts of Europe remained untouched and largely pagan. When Western Rome fell Northern European pagans overran most of the former empire's territories. This is why France for example is named after a German tribe instead of it's proper name - Gaul.

The Christianisation of non-Roman peoples was a curious thing, but to sum it up the local elites were almost always the first to convert because they either wanted access to the large communications network and "benefits" the Church offered, or they felt their native faith was barbaric and inferior. Early Anglo-Saxon kings are notable for fusing their pagan and Christian beliefs, honouring both the Gods and Jesus in their tombs and jewellery or whatever. The various English kingdoms sort of flip flopped between pagan and Christian kings before Christianity eventually won out and Saxon paganism went extinct.

Now in the case of Northern Europe, the Christianisation was very violent. The Christianised Franks under Charlemagne forced Christianity on the (continental) Saxons and he required Anglo-Saxon priests to properly communicate with them. In Scandinavia rulers wanted to or were convinced to convert by principally German and Anglo-Saxon priests. These rulers then fought against and conquered heathen Scandinavians in the name of God.

highs of 32 lows of 26 (including nighttime) what a day

Green: recognises Guaido
Red: recognises Maduro

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Where's this? Tasmania?

Not a letter

Red countries: based and redpilled
Green countries: cringe and Bluepilled

>The Cold War ende-

vic

could not care less about the weather forecast in australia

More accurately, the cold war ended, we've entered round 2.

Me (right) talking to you (left)
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What did he mean by this?

rude

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The good guys:
Russia
North Korea
Syria
Iran
Venezuela
Cuba
The bad guys:
USA
Israel
EU
NATO
The UN

>muscle cramps
>wet dream
what a fucking shitshow

london paki

Where would you rather live

North Korea for me

venezuela is alright

I would rather live in China than then 2019 USA

then move there

I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 1999
score one for the good guys

bit hard since they're not that big on the whole diversity hoax

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It's not hard at all for an American to move there if the US is so terrible and 'the bad guys' then it should be worth a little paper work.

found a banging playlist for my mornings
northern soul stompers
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want to move to Alice Springs

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Me on the far right.

feel free to post some photos of the real Alice Springs

everytime I remember Turkey controls Constantinople I get irrationally angry

want to move to brisbane

Better them than having Russia blob across the middle east.

Finding out that the turks owned fucking greece and above for 300 years made me angry, Did anyone during that time period ever wanna free Greece?

Lads, would you say you were conditioned or pre-programmed to be hateful bigots?

Venti

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Came out of the womb hating niggers me

disgusting pig

>everytime I remember Turkey controls Constantinople I get irrationally angry

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Oink oink

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love the blues brothers

i for one would not object to more ventiposting

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if i was that maga hat kid i'd just say "ok the reason i pulled that face is because that cosplaying boomer kept doing a little fart every time he hit the drum and i defy anyone to keep a straight face in that situation and i wasn't gonna say anything but i guess manners are out the window now so well done everyone you've driven someone to grass up an old man's farting, i hope you're happy you've embarrased an elderly man with obvious mental and digestive issues"
sorted

fucking hate writing essays. my brain wasn't built for organizing and presenting a coherent argument

>Claudia says she wanted to become a donor because she had read that vegans might make particularly good candidates.

>There's no good evidence that vegan poo is better than any other human faeces

Just some lying hippie do dooger

Is there a word for eyes shaped like that, Olivia Wilde has them too and I love it.

>Dr McDonald's work suggests poo transplants do a very specific job, replacing something lost in disease.

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Need an el atrocidad gf

a bait, that pic
it doesn't get that hot inside a car

ayyy lmao

are tone

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Read somewhere that the cure for obesity is to replace bad poo bacteria with good poo bacteria

Cute eyes?

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Its in the 40s atm put it behind a windhsield in a car it'll get much much hotter than 40 in that thing. Leave it for the entire day and it would 100% be able to cook a thin slice of meat

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it's been mid-40s here, so ~75ยบ in a car

>it doesn't get that hot inside a car

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I, for one, am going to masturbate to these later.

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/brit/ doesn't post enough schaub

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the average iq of posters in this thread:
75

my first guess was almond but upon a google image search it's hooded eyes i think

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Feline maybe?

it was 136 before you arrived

Oh yeah well youre a dumdum nihher jike bitch boy fag lol.

Crazy thing:
Have only ever played I spy with my little eye when in bed in the dark

aint that mental

Mining 1700 rune ore

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They're hunter-gatherer eyes, native to Estonians and Latvians.

Ah yes, let's work out eye shape by looking at women that have manipulated their eye shape with make up

Is that like bitcoin.

can't go to the gym anymore

a mascara brush isn't a magic wand bruce

why not

I've had over 500 matches on tinder and yet here I am

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Is there a definition for Mezut Ozil eyes?

why do white people get two continents while asia and india, literally half of the human population have to share one?

ugly eyes

For me? It's deep set

>US
>white

Haha same, but not quite as many as you handsome.
Too terrified to talk to most of them.

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Real Aussie power hours

it is pretty fucking hot, yes. still, 75C in a car? hmm, i doubt that but who knows. can you cook even a thin slice well done, like in the pic? i need to try that in the summer. it gets as hot as 90F / 33C here sometimes. where are the hottest temps atm btw? adelaide?

my feet are all sweaty
and my balls are smelly too
i had a pot of coffee
and i'm gagging for a poo
my face is feeling hairy
but i know just what to do

CHORUS
i gotta shit
shower and shave (UH!)
i need to shit
shower and shave (GET READY)
shit
shower and
[poo solo]

first poo in 2 weeks and it was a malteaser sized nugget

tbf the map says saudi is white

wouldnt even need to be 75 to cook that over a 16hr day.

Most of my matches look like ugly idiots and the people I'd consider probably view me the same way

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we need to genocide them asap

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I support Maduro and all authoritarian regimes