>took the wife and kids to buffalo wild wings after church to watch the game
>what did you do this weekend squirt?
Took the wife and kids to buffalo wild wings after church to watch the game
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>Heh. Oh you know.
>Had to prune the bushes and pull some weeds before it got too hot heh.
>Betty gave me hell for drinking a second bud light, but I earned it far's I can tell.
>Did you catch the end of that game?! WOW
>I got to send a couple documents over this weekend. Just a couple tasks to do at my home office.
B-dubs!
>Dang old lady dragged me to Kohls this weekend for a new pair of reeboks
>Oh well can use the old ones for cutting the grass now
>bbq on Saturday (I was the grill master obviously)
>church on Sunday with the wife and kids
>the paid a few bills before watching some late night tv and staying up a bit past the usual 10pm bedtime
My yard shoes are my other pair of New Balances haha! Gotta have a yard shoe
>went to see ocean's 8
>bro sandra bullock and ann hathaway are so dope
>your gay if you don't think that
Jow Forums is the only place this shit can be spammed since no mods here, every other board prunes this shit
>that 20 year old zoomer who is mad
>Haha when I was his age I didn't think adults were cool either! Those were the days...
shut up retard drawfags need these threads for inspiration
sorry us /boomers/ cant make a nice space for ya, your generation is all about entitlements and wanting participating trophys.
Check your privilege, zoomer
Yes millenials / genzies - YOU ARE SPECIAL AND UNIQUE! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are going to get the beautiful girl someday, I just KNOW IT.
> oh yeah gotta have a yard shoe
>look exactly like the 30yo boomer
>stopped wearing sunglasses since that meme because it fits the meme too much
>ah nice and sunny outside, huh
>too bad were stuck in the office am I right? hehaw
just buy some cool designer sunglassees and the zoomers will loose their shit its hilarious how broke they are
t. fellow 28yo boomer
a warning to all the genzies out here pretending to be 25 year old boomers. This board is the wet dream of every wannabe anthropologist / psychologist. they see right tru your memes and find it highly fascinating what quasi racist semi ICO your crypto clan is chilling right now. They get all erected where your angers are targeted at. Monster, hahahhaha chainlink, hahahahaha. message to all BIZ please post some confusing posts. thank the boomers, hate the boomers etc
Whoa there bud you're actin all crazy. Why don't you relax and crack a beer with us?
>gonna grab a sandwich and some monster at Publix
u ok buddy?
>oowpahhhhh
*sits down on the bar stool next to you*
.............
>I know you didn't ask me to but hey I went and grabbed you a beer anyway.
*gaze follows the cute bartender walking by*
>shheeeewwweeee buddy what I wouldn't do...
>Aaaaanyway I can tell you're new around here so let me pick up your tab
>Nooo no I insist
>Have a good one
>haha allllllright
>mfw will never know how to talk like regular human bean and am doomed to stutter and not have family to take out on drives and sunday activities
> boomer here
> early investor in crypto, but not as early as others
> reminding you that the average boomer was 20 when crypto started, basically in prime position to learn about and buy in early
> zoomers were 8 when crypto started
> pretty much all crypto whales and people that matter in the crypto scene... are boomers.
>heyooo! Wednesday night everyone!
>Hey I gotta get home early man gotta get the kids to school
>you down to play world of tanks after work?
the boomers are breaking me
Get a load of his boomer
>oowpaahhhhhhh
Fucking lost.
>This board is the wet dream of every wannabe anthropologist / psychologist
>Posts in a board full of STEM turboautists
Do you have any fucking idea where you are ? Take you social studies and gtfo . You are literally a lower tier of human compared to almost everyone in here.
lol I was in college when BTC was dirt cheap, I spent 30k of my student loan money and dropped out to mine BTC. Best choice I ever fucking made. Fuck college.
Im actually a 32 year old boomer you retard
love ya, user. you can figure out a solution
Forced meme is forced
Is Jow Forums the new /b/ ?
*siiiip* ahhh... those were the good ol days
THIS IS ALL I HEAR OUT OF MY COWORKERS ALL FUCKING DAY. I'M THE YOUNGEST GUY THERE BY ABOUT 10 YEARS AND I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF.
THERE ARE SOME 40-50 YEAR OLD DUDES THERE AND I SEE THE PAIN IN THEIR EYES EVEN WHEN THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HAPPY THINGS. THEY ARE MISERABLE.
ID RATHER BE IN A FUCKING GULAG. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AGAHAGHFAFAHGAHGAHGHAGHAHGHAGHAVAA I AHAVEA
LOOK MOMMY I AMA FUKCING WAGE KEK AHAHAH BOOMER BOOMER IM A FUCKING ZOOMER MOMMY HAHAHA TIME TO SET MY ALARM AND AKE UP TOMORROW CANT WAIT TO WAKE UP AND DRIVE TO WORK MOMMY AHGAGHAHFAHFAHF
Why are genzies literally always whining and crying like itty bitty babies.
Relax bud, crack a Bud light and take er easy.
Just got back from work. Still have to finish some reports, just put it off till monday, because as a boomer I call the shots.
>quasi racist
I had some saging and reporting to do. All good now.
My coworker is a 29 year old boomer
>always talks about his wife
>always talks about furniture and other house shit
>muh RV, muh pickup truck, muh vacation condo
>brags about going to bed at 9pm
He's fucked though, has like 600k in debt and spends his entire life just buying new stuff lmao
>be 30 year old boomer
>watch all the youngins complain about college debt
“Hah, wait till you mortgage a home young whippersnappers!”
27 year old boomer here, can you believe how disrespectful the youngins have gotten recently? Yesterday I was out mowing my lawn in my yard shoes drinking my monster and this youngin rolled up to me on a “hoverboard” and “dabbed” on me, then rolled away! I remember when I used to roll around on razor scooters with the boys and we would always say hello to the neighbors.
I never understood why he's drinking a monster.
can someone explain this dab shit to me? it looks fucking gay
>What the fuck is a juul
Gotta watch those calories. You slow down when the kids come.
I'm upset at this meme.
It only has one type of Monster.
I used to play WoT alot, does that mean...
That's what all these threads really amount to. Jealousy.
>Oh no, he as a family who he loves, and he takes them for chicken wings after church! What a hellish life! Now excuse me as I jack off to mommydom hentai, play vidya, and cry myself to sleep about how my parents don't love me.
Boomer cope
>how’s it hangin?
>a little to the left hehe
My fellow boomer friend, a juul is what the whippersnappers of today use to blow “mad clouds”, like a cigarette but better!
Crack a Bud and take er eazy bud
god i love this meme
>are you okay zoomer?
>how about i take you for a fishing trip to take your mind off things
>gotta check with the lady first though
>pic
My sides are in orbit.
It's about drugs
/b/ has a fuck ton more money than any of us, look at all the trans surgery they buy.