But there is a problem, I have a genetic defect, let's call it a cocklet, only 8cm erected, how do I break the bad news to her? I don't even know how to begin such conversation, maybe it would be acceptable if it was an asian waifu but other than that I cannot just lie until the reveal,
Just got my first gf at 26yo
Luke Perez
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Jaxon Hill
prepare yourself to get cucked
Jonathan Rodriguez
what who starts a relationship before having sex
Aaron Perez
This.
Andrew Howard
Get a knife a mutilate it, then when you have to do the reveal she will assume it was much more impressive before it got fucked up. Make up some sad or heroic story about how it happened so she'll feel guilty and won't judge you for it.
Nathaniel Thompson
just wear a cocksleeve or something, it's either that or get cucked boyo
Tyler Morgan
5 inch dicklet here
youre fucked m8
Angel Hernandez
Stop making these fucking threads.
Also please never have kids because you're genes are pathetic and nobody deserves to have a small dick.
im 18cm btw
Luke Parker
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Noah Perez
I can make my girl come with 4 inches of dick left outside and i don't have an 8 inch dick
Michael Torres
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Jaxson Rodriguez
Kek, retarded virgin OP probably thinks going out on a single date means they're a couple.
Just FYI OP, she's probably dating and fucking a dozen other dudes right now. You don't get to call her your gf until you tell her you when to be exclusive.
Justin Peterson
Dude be a man about it and fucking use that thing. Use your mouth, fingers, cock and throw in some toys and play up some fetishes.
You got a chance user. Go for it and show her what you got.
Caleb Garcia
Tell her you bought Link and watch her cum-melt in your hands
Henry Diaz
just get a surgery and have a massive 21 incher
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Grayson Carter
strapon & sexy times in total darkness
Landon Watson
Hey 26 hv crypto trader here. Can you tell me how to get a GF?
Eli Gray
>Can you tell me how to get a GF?
Step 1: stop browsing Jow Forums.
Levi Barnes
hire musk to find you a solution. goyims a genius. i am sure he can figure out how to get you a super charger tentacle as a penis.
Carter Morris
Lmao Imagine someone having to do this for a period of time and getting away w it
Logan Anderson
This! Got your cock mangled saving toddlers from rabid pitbulls