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first for drunk

She's ugly

second for svens mum

it feels like im in a constand deva wu

>early
>utter shit
sage desu

Who /comfy/ here?

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Can't get drunk because it alcoholism runs in my family. My 2 uncles and my oldest brother drink a lot. I did too during my first 2 semesters of college, now I don't drink at all. But man it sure is tempting.

i am

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STUPID WHORE

what are we sipping on tonight boys

toasted almond for me

water rn, need to get sober

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Miller High Life lol

Actually same at the moment

are you 6the arbys guy?

4loko and/or cheap whiskey
bad lil vibe~

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very cool

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ITS SO COLD
I DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD NIGHTS REST LAST NIGHT
I HAVE A HEADACHE
I CAN'T WAIT TILL NIGHT TIME SO I CAN TAKE SOME NYQUIL
HAVE A GLASS OF WARM MILK
AND SLEEP HEAVY

>numbers
lol my area code too

shes kinda cute in a different way

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Water, I'm too hungover and wanna stay at home and be comfy

>döner
made me hungry thx
ih8u

wait

pooping rn, frens

Just water.

Kate Micucci is cute in a different way. There is not a single attractive feature on the women in the OPs face.

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wait you cant undersand swedish LOL

okay, thats it. going to watch youtube untill i can understand the life is real

noo

speaking of life is real
my friend spent 3 weeks in israel

both she and OP have huge teeth

>middle school nostalgia
the runescape/diablo 2/jedi knight/warcraft 3 days...

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I remember those times as the days when I had acne and the first signs of depression but also when I got more into piano and realized I was a bifag.

how'd you get into piano?
i was 8 when i was forced to play like a chinese child so i hated every instrument i touched for 10 years after

I agree with the other guy. both have really nice teeth, smiles, and hair

Started when I was 9 and practiced maybe 20-30 minutes a day at first. Then I started listening to a lot more music and reading about the composers, and over time my abilities improved a lot so I practiced more and played more serious music.

>you will never get consistently accused of cheating for your night-elf, bear rush strat again
owwwwwwie
ow ow ow
i didn't ask for this
;-;

I almost got expelled in middle school because my homeroom teacher accused me of bullying her LOL

LOL

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Were you?

literal lol

jag gjorde många bajsskömt

i mean i made many poop jokes, i hope they fuond it as funny as i did

huh?

going to need to save up $350 to get a mic and shit frick

holy shit im durnk,

Water

don't mind him, buds
he's not from around here and has QUITE the nite

What'd you drink?

BEER

I mean, sort of - my friends and I joked around a lot in class. But if you can't handle a bit of banter from a 14 year old boy you really shouldn't be a teacher. She should have been able to handle the situation herself rather than freaking out and reporting me to the principal.

The only way the situation was resolved was when another teacher who liked me allowed me to swap over into his class instead.

in dont drink oftren, i get drunk very easily

can't say that's not based

In all fairness if you had repeated warnings to behave then after while it's you who's in the wrong, though expulsion is really far too much. Teens at that age are irritating (I've worked in middle schools before as a tutor) but they should be able to behave themselves to a degree.

eating tendies

i was bad in exactly one(1) class in 8th grade
last one of the day
all the other teachers (honor student) thought he was a fucking nut bringing up my supposed bad behavior
learning this forced me to turn up
"""cool""" teacher not so cool nemore
lmao

I think she's cute desu

I hope she wins the Oscar too everyone else is going to give some self-serving boring political speech where they act like making capeshit has somehow cured cancer

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>247
yes, baby~

i hope she doesn't cause it's oscar bait trash

idgi

It can't be Oscar bait it's not about dead jews, slavery or old Hollywood

just fapped, now my arm gurst

I love the butthurt she's causing among mexican artists and other people here.

I'm almost certain that she had some kind of severe mental illness brewing in the background. She was extremely paranoid and also accused me of being the ringleader of some kind of plot to usurp her authority or something.

I actually left for a few months to do an exchange program in France, and she still found a way to blame me for the goings on in her class. I was still in contact with everyone over MSN messenger (!) and they would tell me about funny events in class every once in a while. The day I got back, class was chaotic as usual, and she hauled me out into the hallway and started screaming about how everything was fine while I was gone, and as soon as I got back it all went crazy again. Then she hauled me to the office and told the principal the same. I BTFO her narrative by bringing a few of my friends in to bear witness to the fact that she was making shit up.

Another time she hauled me up to the principal because she accused me of pranking some kid by secretly filling his pencil case with water and then putting it back without him noticing. I had the ultimate excuse, because I wasn't even in class at the time, and had just been reported to the principal by another teacher for taking too long at my locker (might have been like 15 mins late for class)

Anyway, she was a real kook. Eventually I was banned from talking while in the principal's office because every single time I was able to come up with some explanation that made the teacher sound like a babbling schizo (because she was)

Is it just because she's not an actress and was studying to become a teacher?

>i
based

>be 35 year old Hipster
>wake up in your San Francisco Apartment
>your walls are colored Orange and Red and your rooms filled with Modernist furnitute and abstract paintings
>drink some Protien Shakes for breakfast
>change into hip clothing and put on your fedora
>get into your 2014 Toyota Prius and drive to work
>turn on NPR and rage at racist Donald Trump and how he's destroying America
>you reach your workplace which is Googleplex Headquarters
>during breaks, chat with your friends while drinking Mocha
>before walking to your car to go home, take a selfie and post it on Instagram
>drive home and get on Netflix to watch Stranger Things
>after posting on Reddit, go back to sleep for another wonderful day
The Millenial life is actually pretty comfy

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She sounds like she didn't belong in a job that involves dealing with kids.

AA

Yes.
She's now where most of the actresses who sucked hollywood dick to be casted in minor roles as nothing more than the hot mexican in shitty movies ans soap operas have tried to be for years. And she did it with one movie with less production than most the proyects they have ever been on.
That's saying something. Plus, you can tell she knows all of this and she's enjoying it to the maximum level.

>>i

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hate normalfags

what you talking about

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hello everyone i am here

bitches do be crazy myman

HI ALE, im drunk, how you feleling MY FRIEND

are people racist against her?

>tfw ale ignores me

Ah yes my IP is rangebanned from posting files

why

gonna have carne asada, frens

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water.

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ill make a burger when im sober

hmmm.