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mischlings, innit
posting in this one
You seem like a switched-on lad. Good effort.
the real thread
Fuck spics
Wind it in lad.
sorry
about time you said it
had this happen to me
the prostitute scene is one big knitting circle
need a rich gf
would unironically betray me race for her
Use the following formula to determine the sum of a series with a common difference
# of terms in sequence · [(first term of sequence + last term of sequence)/2]
The term in the brackets gets the average for the sequence. Multiplying that by the number of terms gets the sum.
e.g. If we are using 3n where n runs from 1 to 49
1·3=3
50·3=147
50·(3+147)/2=25(150)=3750
i wish i was a russian guy with a huge dick so that i could make grunting noises when i pull it out
I wish I were
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yeah sure why not
Will anyone fix my left testicle, I'm serious because I tied my balls up as I always do and now there has been numbness in my left testicle for 2 days I thought it would just go away
Is anyone going to be equiped to deal with this, I don't like this waiting.
other brit got deleted, refugees inbound
Gee golly janny
Scotland isn’t Nordic.
Janny..............
based jan man
We should start killing male babies thus reducing the male to female ratio to a, let's say, 3 to 10.
Capitalism is killing the white race
no we shouldn't you freak
Thinking of the time when /brit/ was not oppressed by the tyrannical custodian
based yank posted porn and got the thread deleted lmao
Whats happened to the yank that lives inside his van?
Does a walk in centre have anyone who can help restore the blood flow to my testicle?
I'm posting on here to try and pass the time. Does A&E care for anything like this?
pondering if i could xor a user's input with secret key and then return a hash of the result to ensure authenticity of the value when he returns it to me. thoughts on this? should work, right?
me in the middle
Were we to legalise polygamy the deaths of young men would happen naturally
post decent tunes i can DANCE to
just done 5 sneezes in a row and it was fucking great
love the feel of a sneeze me
This is the only way to fix things. Three chicks per dude is pretty fair, I would say. Plus death penalty for infidelity.
4th one is unironically kinda cute
proper British baseline la
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Why is healthcare in this country so shit? Like I don't understand why someone has to pay for the NHS even if they don't use it
Then they expect someone (even someone worth a lot more than myself) to wait almost 2 days to restore blood flow to a testicle, I just don't understand it
Whats the point of a hospital if its just a "minor trauma centre" on weekends?
Uh oh Janny's gonna FREAK
>thread made by a y*nk
you'd still be a virgin freak mate
beto utterly btfo
It's already legal in terms of modern morality.
Would any of you really care if you lost 1 testicle, like how would it impact your lives
tonight’s listening
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refrain from long posts.
he is trying to get the thread deleted again
Accepted, not legal
And not exactly, no. Which countries do you think it's acceptable to live with two partners?
no idiot the one two to her right
I ain't you mate, buddy. Why are you so rush to discard that idea? Just tinker it for a bit.
Saudi Arabia
*types up a long post*
fucking bored
Does tying your balls with thick string cause testicular torsion?
Testarossa lads
do australians really pronounce "you" as "youse"
nae idea
Hate _______
having grilled chicken and green beans
Why didn't anyone tell me tying my balls could cause testicular torsion?
need a qt gf to dom me desu
What is the NHS hierarchy? Why are doctors not in until monday?
because the only reason you want this is to increase your chances of finally losing your virginity
fuck up you pathetic cunt
you lads do have a pair of airpods, right?
had philly cheesesteak pizza from walmart
you
I smell a cunny.
close enough
i always thought of that and also tying the other end to a heavy weight and throw it out of the window. or off the roof of a tall building. but the key is you count to ten and then cut the string so nothing happens. imagine the adrenaline rush? of course you need to do some math first.
I smell a virgin freak
fucking reeks of it
no, I still have both my nuts
aren’t these for sports
Only thing stopping me from killing myself is the hope one day I'll meet a decent girl and have some kids
Without the possibility of that I'd just end it. With how shit modern life makes sperm I don't think one nut is enough to get a girl preggers
Britain needs more doctors
spoiler: you won't
had half and peanut butter and jelly and about a pound of baked carrots for dinner
answer my question you fucking cunts
>i smell a virgin freak
Just wash your clothes every 2 weeks and take at least a shower every 2 days
doctor doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains
>pull yourself together
Getting my plans for the summer sorted
That's right. You smell you.
didn't know Brazilian monkeys were familiar with concept of washing
nah
torsions are caused by injuries generally
(though if you have an inflammation in that area you might have torsion-like symptoms)
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
Ever thought about adoption?
Do yanks really use different words for the same thing?
they’re all autistic
if anything they say youse for plural of you certainly they dont just pronounce "you" like "youse" if they even say it at all
yanks have lost control of their own lives and bowels
not British culture
go church today or islam will take britain over
didn't ask you fatty
Britain is depression: the island
get me out of here PLEASEE
yea
whore and your mom are interchangeable