20 y/old Zoomer here. Boutta sip on a cold one, let the Bogdabots™ flow through my blood...

20 y/old Zoomer here. Boutta sip on a cold one, let the Bogdabots™ flow through my blood, and start making a fortune in crypto.
Todays a good day.
>Were all gonna make it

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Gonna need a 30yo boomer who juuls meme

Great man in ten years you will join the comfy master generation, its a state of mind

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>drinking liquid diabetes in a can

zero sugar you knob jockey

what flavor pod?

what does that monster actually taste like?

Haha oh hey there's no like button on this website. Oh well here you go. LIKE heh

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That flavor tastes great actually. Not sure how to describe it.

L-Carnitine and L-Tartrate= Upregulates testosterone receptors
Vitamin b12 (Cyanobalamin)= Xtreme Energy
Taurine= The Power of the Bull
Caffiene= Destroyer of Adenosine
Citric Acid= Citric acid cycle/antioxidant

Together, they make the Monster of Exodia, fueling the Bogdabots™ with endogenous ATP, allowing the drinking the ultimate power of Bitcoin Clairvoyance. After a strenuous workout and Monster Zero, you will be primed with Masculine Power and Pineal Energy to propel you on your Personal Legend.

Like sparkling pear cider, with a hint of Erithytirol, the sweetener in Bai.

Mint. Feeling energized. Gonna do some push ups and clean my room.

Monster energy actually has more nutritional value than say, green tea or an açaí beverage

Tastes really good, especially when cold.
Also, the resealable drinking hole is a nice thing to have.

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thanks friend

>he doesn't understand insulin and insulin resistance and how artificial sweeteners fool this system
go read a book, avoid aspartame, and stop drinking BPA onions boy

hey hey hey zoomer, help a boomer, where did you get that cap ?

Tastes like a sugar cube poured over with syrup. Unless you we're raised where everyday you eat a pack of candy and a couple of cans of soda, you won't be able to drink this Sugarsyrupcaffeïne bomb. I'd actually advice someone to drink alcohol over energy drink.

yep, aspartame is garbage. But not all energy drinks have it. I only drink the Hamilton one. To me it tastes the best, have only half of the sugar of regular stuff, but no acesulfam k or aspartame

I drink mio energy,

it kicks ass and is very cheap. even by biz poorfag standards

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SIPPIN THAT STER

widespread panic is better than phish

Zoomer's favorite snack.

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What's that thing you're holding?

i "liberated" it from an acquaintance :)

it is the forbidden fruit

why do people hype that overly citrus-flavored shit version of monster
do people not know about the best monster?

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follow the memes friend

Juul vaporizer

Taurine is the same shit that gives Absinth it's green color.

its rather weak lemonade

ironically it was marketed to toward women

I drank Monster once or twice in my life and couldn't stand the sweetness, that's from someone who was addicted to Red Bull. Monster just tastes like a cheap rip-off in comparison