Converted to islam

>Ask God for guidance
>he doesn't reply

it's ok brother. i eat pork every day, just be sure it's hallal. inshallah brother

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well, you're going to islamic hell now so you mind as well convert to something else to avoid it.

Shave it off, learn reason common sense and stable behavior.

how can pork be halal you imbecile

when i want advice from a complete moron, i'll asn an american, until then keep your mouth shut kaffir
same way any meat can be halal. are you even Muslim

Ok keep being a crazy unstable retard, enjoy conflict stress and suffering

pork was forbidden by allah you idiot
you cant make it halal

Don’t listen to those retards akhi. Just do wudu and pray it off. Wasn’t your fault.

pork was not forbidden by allah lmao. احمق غير مؤمن
shut the fuck up retard

Shout Allahu Akbar 5 times
Pray towards Meccah three times
Open a random page from the Quran, memorize it and press your forehead against it
Do this or you will burn in hellfire

You are forbidden to eat the meat of any animal that dies by itself (dead body), blood, the flesh of swine (pork) and that on which any name other than Allah has been invoked; also that which is strangled to death , killed by a violent blow, killed by a headlong fall and of those beaten or gored to death; and that which has been partly eaten by a wild animal unless you are able to slaughter it before its death; also that which is sacrificed on altars or is divided by raffling of arrows. All these are sinful acts. Today the unbelievers have given up all their hope of vanquishing your religion. Have no fear of them, fear Me. Today I have perfected your religion for you, completed my favor upon you and approved Al-Islam as a Deen (way of life for you). Anyone who is compelled by hunger to eat what is forbidden, not intending to commit sin, will find Allah Forgiving, Merciful.

Swine is not Pork. Pork is meat, Swine is the animal. The meat can become halal the animal cannot. Eating pork is fine as long as it's halal

now you have 72 years of bad luck

t. obamallah

you are an idiot.

Islam i actually pretty chill as long as you forgot you're good if you ate in intentionally just pray and shit and you're good

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Also as far your post is concerned you are forgiven by default
> Anyone who is compelled by hunger to eat what is forbidden, not intending to commit sin, will find Allah Forgiving, Merciful.
Even if you eat that which is not halal you are forgiven should it be done out of necessity. Allah (Praise Be Upon Him) would not ask his believers to suffer hunger in his name without purpose. A Jihadi cannot achieve martyrdom on an empty stomach. Food is necessary to wage good Jihad. So God forgives transgressions of this sort most easily. This is Hadith.
no. you are.

This soybeard is funny as fuck.

halal pork does not exist

>soybeard
>Applying americanisms to European Muslims
You are a complete retard.
Sure it does. If soldiers are in foreign lands and all that can be eaten is pork, it can be blessed in the name of Allah no differently than any other meat. This is a way of asking for forgiveness for their sin committed in the name of Jihad.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4151804/Muslim-outraged-pork-halal-food-store.html

European Muslims is an anachronism

Of course. Because there are alternatives. In the name of Jihad you can commit many sins otherwise unforgivable, up to and including denying the Glory of Allah. You, being a Muslim in a country of apes is in my eyes a great suffering necessitating some degree of leniency
You are literally mentally fucking retarded.

go to muslim land and hold a gay parade

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I can't tell if you're trolling or what/

terrible country though

Literally fucking retarded. Don't ever reply to me again kaffir

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yes, an infection grows with time and no treatment

Muslims owned huge swaths of European soil for generations. Nothing more than return to baseline.

I can't unironically imagine supporting the position of literal orcs

THIS.
It's the people who make practicing it seem hard. Muslims are some the most hypocritical shits on this planet. I've met so many supposedly strict practitioners, including hijabi, and By Allah they are absolute shit human beings.
>but THATS OK BECAUSE I PRAY FIVE TIMES A DAY THEREFORE MY MONGREL BEHAVIOR IS FORGIVEN PRAISE ALLAH
No Fatima. You fucking whore. You can't lie, stab your friends in the back, sow dissent between people for funsies, cheat people out of their livelihoods and then wrap your headscarf around your head and call yourself a trad muzzie woman.
Same goes for all the Ahmeds who think the root of this religion is growing their shit covered unkempt beards, and discussing the Palis/Isra problem whilst sipping their government sponsored cheep Beer. Fucking idiots.

Well, you are a complete moron that can only relate to the world through shitty popular culture so its unsurprising you can't understand the Greatness of Allah

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you should advise and beat them lest they turn into hypocrites and instead deserve your sword in their necks.

you make a lot of assumptions buddy, I don't like you, or your kind to be perfectly honest, and that has more to do with my respect for humanity than "pop" culture

I made a single assumption, that you were an idiot.

you seem unable to count, so I think the one of us that's a moron or idiot is proven

Literally a retard. Go die of an non diagnosed cancer.

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I'll continue to live in the real world, and not a camel abusing farmer fantasy land

Why the fuck would anyone convert to Islam?

According to my imam it's not haram if you didn't know, that's how I always end up fucking twinks without realizing it :^)

Shave the mustache, keep the beard you kuffar piece of shit.

>straight edge
>celibacy
>misogyny
i wonder who could find this appealing