Ok Jow Forums it's time for a serious thread

Ok Jow Forums it's time for a serious thread.

What I am.

>php web developer
>noob knifemaker

As you can see both my work (being a programmer) and my hobby (being a noob knifemaker) do not scale.
I thought about offering a knife sharpening service, but that doesn't scale too,
as in I cant make a shit ton of money with doing my bare minimum.

What are easy and scalable methods of earning some side cash?
Some side-hustle ideas please.
Something with t-shit designs? But I am no designer.

>inb4 kneepads
the do not scale.

oh and i prefer a legal side hustle.

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make multiple websites about selling t-shirts with knives

>web developer

You're not a developer lol

yup I am a wagecucker.

I fint it especialy pathetic that people argue about programming languages

>hurr durr you are not a true dev if you dont program everything in C

The pay is fine, I am well off, but still the wagecucking get's to me, so I want some side hustle ideas BOIS!

kek

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>creating a shiny UI for front end users is at all comparable to designing a back end API to crunch billions of rows of data in an efficient manner and deliver the actual useful information

BTW back end Dev/architecture design will see you much more wealthy

Goys for fuck sakes, I am a back end PHP developer of one of the biggest meta search engines. I can't say in more detail about it for doxing purposes. My job is fine and the pay is good.

I am just, tired of the office wagecuck life, oh and btw, I don't really like programming that much.

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Bro Dev life is comfy as fuck, we dress how we want, show up when we want and have shit tonnes of free time. The only caveat is getting your work done, if you're half decent this stuffs a breeze

I agree with everything what you say.
Still it's a wagecuck life. You sit at your desk in the office, doing your basedboyish tasks, which require you to press buttons, create some architecture where no one except other basedboy geeks care, obeying the office political correct laws and etc. when you could bein the outside world doing something really challenging, that is challenging you as a man. And this thread is not about this line of work and its pros and cos.

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