your country:
do you wish you were as cool with a glorious history as Sverige?
USA
yeah
Your country:
Connor Jackson
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Ian Cook
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Yes
I would murder my entire life for the privilege of having a germanic surname
John Gutierrez
what exactly are brazilians?
Jose Wood
Swedes were niggers who attacked Germany when it was weakest, but in the end they got btfo by Frederick Wilhelm "the based elector"
Asher Carter
>wanting to be a germ
Disgusting
Isaac Reyes
t. manlet wop
Dylan Howard
I didn't realize Sweden ever had a glorious history.
Justin Reed
I'm a manlet but I'm no wop
Alexander Sanchez
time for schwedentrunk
Grayson Carter
He's probably one of the 0,00000000003% of german-brazilians out there. They like to pretend to hate themselves on internet
Josiah Ward
Flag
We were, but our kind is dying out
Chase Hernandez
english?
Evan Bennett
Heh, I wouldn't be so proud about that. Although I guess Finnish troops were also involved.
Eli Ward
indeed
Brayden Sanders
>Swedes were niggers who attacked Germany when it was weakest
No, we saved you from the C*tholics.
>but in the end they got btfo by Frederick Wilhelm
No, he only proved that we weren't invincible.
Samuel Long
anyone that witnessed the launching of the Vasa could have figured that out
Samuel Sullivan
>You will never be as based as the swedish empire
Jace Morgan
That was at sea, i meant on land. The Swedish navy only became good during the 18th century.
Jaxon Adams
we killed their carolus rex with a jacket button lel
Brody Peterson
Karl shot himself in the head when he saw how shit of a country Norway was
John Jenkins
You could not even take our first fortress a km into the land haha.
Isaac Young
It's like the fortress did its job.
Asher Gomez
I'm sorry, but who owns Jämtland and Bohuslän? Is it you?
Jayden Hill
Yes their glorious emp-
Cooper Turner
Elijah Powell
Finding oil doesn't make you better than anyone else. You're on the same level as Saudi Arabia
Kayden Watson
nah, at least saudi arabia keeps their whores in check
Joseph Wood
>30 years war
>Deluge
>Schwedentrunk
Why were 17th century Swedes so edgy?
Ayden Hernandez
We were attacked at our weakest by danes several times. You have them to thank for normalizing it.
Hunter Ross
some scanians are still salty about that
t. knower of a scanian
Hudson Cox
We also commited genocide on the Danes in Skåne. After we took it from them, thousands of men were drafted and sent to the Baltics, while Swedes migrated south and married local girls and took over farms.
Jonathan Gomez
No, I'm very neutral towards Sweden
Connor Rivera
Half germans were catholic
Ayden Stewart
fuck swedes
Jackson Cooper
Du är svensk nu, Nils
Jaxson Foster
NEJ!
Joseph Barnes
Jag vet att vi ofta driver med er, men Skåne har faktiskt en viss charm till sig. Skånemejerier gör också den godaste mjölken i Sverige favä
Ryan Ramirez
>Basejrat
Det är tack vare holsteinkorna
Oliver Barnes
It's a shame that jew religion drove a wedge inbetween us Germanic brothers.
To be fair it's nice to see that you don't all out hate us, I love Finns and it's nice to see that some Finns like us still.
Owen Thompson
Our history is glorious enough already
James Gray
Actually is quite interesting history, the fact there is so little known makes it even more interesting to be fair.
Chase Stewart
I'd rather be the autistic meme trap heroes who fought through thick and thin against the Soviet for keeping their independence, joking aside. truly the most based country in that war
Grayson Wilson
Sweden had like 100 years total where they actually mattered at all?
Luke Jenkins
I already have the best history
Levi Ward
that's 20 more than you
Daniel King
Finland
Sure, though we did take part in it
Elijah Price
no, i don't think i could handle the fame
Colton Powell
tactics and motivations aside japanese soldiers had atleast balls in ww2