New Vocaroo thread

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Write something for Jow Forumsellectuals to read

"Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, dough, or cough?
My advice is don't give up."

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can anons read this with thier own accent please?

"It's dreamy weather we're on
You wave your crooked wand
Along an icy pond
With a frozen moon
A murder of silhouette crows I saw...
And the tears on my face
And the skates on the pond they spell Alice"

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kyoto wa kyoto ga kirai dosu. kyoto wa kyoto ga kirai nanodesu. sore wa sekai no bunkatoshi no naka de yuuitsu no rei kamo shiremasen. roma wa roma o aishiteiru. pekin wa bunka daikakumei de zuibun songai o ukemashitaga, pekin shimin wa pekin wo aishiteimasu. demo kyoto shimin wa kyoto wa tokyo de wa nai toiu zizitsu ni taeraremasen. narubeku tokyo ni chikazukou to shiteimasuga, soredemo kyoto wa tokyo ni oitsukanai toiu nasakenai kimochi ni natteimasu.
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bump

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sorry my mouth was dry

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wonder if I said everything correctly

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have to wait for more eurofags to show up

Bump

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not bad, bet you've not studied Japanese before

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This was hard, had to think about how my english teacher used to talk

Why would I record my voiceprint for a bunch of lowlife doxxing adult virgin creeps?

Superior rally english arrives

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I did this in the earlier thread but ill try again. vocaroo.com/i/s1RtqKksFCko

Fugg worse than my accent.

Do i sound like the gopher from winnie the pooh?

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You have a great voice

if you don't stutter you'll sound nearly excellent
m-merci

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Are you Japanese or an immigrant ? Do you like the life there ? What would you change in your country if you could ?

cool. ty anons.

pls no bully,i just woke up
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>Are you Japanese or an immigrant ?
mais oui je suis japonais
>Do you like the life there ?
ouaip
>What would you change in your country if you could ?
working condition and Japan will be as good as Europe

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Oh ! Are you that Japanon who frequently post in French thread ? Tu es basé mon ami, toujours un plaisir d'avoir des étrangers qui s'intéressent autant à notre pays c:

I see, interesting hope it'll become better, but aren't the meme about office drones exaggerated ? Are salarymen the most concerned/have it the worst ?

anime should be banned. /voc/ used to be great
fuck germans

>Are you that Japanon who frequently post in French thread ?
Je pense qu'il y a deux japonais qui étudient français, je ne suis pas "l'étudiant japonais qui étudie français"
>Tu es basé mon ami, toujours un plaisir d'avoir des étrangers qui s'intéressent autant à notre pays c:
merci la France m'a créé...
>I see, interesting hope it'll become better, but aren't the meme about office drones exaggerated ?
what's that? is there any plan to put drones into use under the pipeline?
>Are salarymen the most concerned/have it the worst ?
horrible working conditions are seen here and there actually. these days childcare-givers are being focused as some blogger wrote about their low pay and lack of workers and nurseries, which culminated in kinda Yellow Jacket Movement

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Read this

Miekka mietti miehen mielen Arvasi uron pakinan, Vastasi sanalla tuolla "Miks'en söisi mielelläni, Söisi syylistä lihoa Viallista verta joisi? Syön lihoa syyttömänki Juon verta viattomanki

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This pls

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