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there's a really qt flip at my work lads

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watching the ted bundy documentary. think he would've been an avid Jow Forums user if he was born in the 90s

kek i just noticed that's not his legs. i thought it was something indecent.

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post tunes to dance to
not dnb edm stuff i mean 70s-80s dancey pop

Why do so many americans lose their sanity?

>SEAmonkeys
dire
only attractive flips/indonesians/malays are either of chinese descent or are mixed
simple as

Cavalier, fuck puritans

for me it's blueberry lake, the greatest alaskan campground

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>Thai Idol Group BNK48 Member Wears Nazi Flag on Stage

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need a white gf

Listening to Wormrot lads

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hate yanks and edm

Why'm I still in India AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Quiet Chang, I'm gonna bleach her and you'll bow before our hapa kids

need to take a road trip up the alaska highway
only live 60km or so from the (real) start of it
peng state

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Based Jack Swagger murdering that tomato can

>braunschweig
God awful city, hated there

bet you're a 50 year old boomer named dave who has a grey goatee and wears baseball caps, has a beer gut, and drives a 15 year old ford pickup
i know your people

Beн y фyкepc кeep кaллинг oyp фyкинг хoyce.

Want to go out for a walk but there's a force stopping me

done the trip 3 times. it's really cool but i would recommend bringing someone you trust along

First gig I went to was a Wormrot gig in Glasgow haha

I drive a 10yr old Jeep and am 25 actually and skinny

no one cared the first time

>Jeep
alri poof

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Drunk listening to Asking Alexandria and cutting myself

Just had a massive, smelly, squirty agressive shit. Need a flag to wipe my arse. Any Canadians, Yanks or Aussies wanna help me out?

Hot
Tell us more

doubt that kind of people post on this board

I've been reading european children stories for acquiring inspiration to write my own children stories. But I just realized that's a terrible source of inspiration. You see, britishes are remarkable pessimists. Those stories would never work in a christian country in South America. It must be something otimist.

which snack from my box of snacks do I snack on

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instinctively hate jeep drivers

*hands you this*

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currently lacking the following things:
a gf

sorry sorry lad.

*wipes*
Thanks, bud

love kit kats me
rarely buy them but always enjoy them when i end up with one
chunky > regular though

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here mate

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got an idea for a childrens story but im a hack and all my characters end up the same

you can borrow one of mine

chunky peanut butter for me

Chunky the best one by far, and some of those weird japanese flavours are good too

going to church tomorrow to acquire a mormon gf
i'll bring you one la just giz your address and postal code

Love kkt kat chunkehs me. Mum calls meh her little chunkeh munkeh

My room smells like cigarettes, weed and beer and loneliness, I keep it dark and only venture out to eat, piss and shit and work

FOY

so glad i'm not black lads
so glad i'm a handsome white guy

*sends a right hook straight to both of your jaws*
BASED

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Are you familiar wit the Brothers Grimm's stories? Pretty grim.
sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1078231/grimms-9-worst-and-most-frightening-fairy-tales-youve-never-heard-of/

White chocolate kit kat is rubbish

>asking Alexandria
kys

How fat are you, lad?

How do they end up?

ta lad, its 123 no gf lane

only good white chocolate is the white chocolate lindor balls

this truly is a snack fit for Allah himself

That looks yummeh that does. Very tasteh like.

just finished watching this doc
it was called fyre festival its on netflix it was pretty good

do mormons accept non-believers who are willing to pretend in order to gain access to the community?
asking for my second cousin

mint sounds based

Kinder and hersheys are good also

Don't like mint, simple as.

down a stone since december
I do have an issue hoarding food though, but I don't eat it
you'll notice everything in that box is 100-130kcal

if I was a proper fat bastard I wouldn't store shit, I'd eat it.

have another pepsi max

that's sad

Yes, I have.

By the way I've heard american culture too is obssesed with poltergeinsts, ghosts and witches. Your stories would never work here.

they're all just different parts of my personality, never fleshed out real human beings, just one dimensional flanderized ninkompoops, who only exist to serve as vessels for crappy gags because i can't write serious drama or any other genre except comedy because im insecure about having any genuine feelings
lmao

how do you always know

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Good lad

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fucking DIE HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS DIE DIE DIE DIE HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT IN MY /BRIT/ THREAD DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ACTUAL PAIN YOU ARE CAUSING ME RIGHT NOW BY FORCING ME TO FUCKING READ THIS ATROCIOUS POST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE MINT THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE I BET YOU HAVE AWFUL BREATH BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR CHEW GUM BECAUSE YOU HATE MINT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF YOU AND YOUR BREATH YOU'RE PROBABLY A VIRGIN TOO BECAUSE YOU HATE MINT AND YOU HAVE AWFUL BREATH BECAUSE OF IT

american indoctrination is going swimmingly i see

Roundhead. Charles had it coming.

really fucking hate you all why do I come here

woah he's just like me :)

oh it's not you
fuck you whoever you are

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For me, it’s François-Marie Arouet ( 21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), known by his nom de plume Voltaire , was a French Enlightenment writer, historian and philosopher famous for his wit

Do these 3 things or you'll become a loser
1. volunteer for charity
2. do further study
3. marry young and stay married

you gotta stop

4. shave ur pubes

This tale focuses on a young girl with three older brothers with anger-control issues. Their mother loves the boys above all else and treats her little girl like crap, making her cut peat (to burn in their stove) every morning with a dull old shovel, which makes the chore incredibly difficult. But, the girl has a secret admirer in the form of an elf who decides to lend her his magic knife, allowing her to get the task done in record time. The elf is a bit of a hermit, living in a hill and only extending his hand to give the girl his knife, or take it back from her after she’d cut enough peat.

The girl’s mother grows suspicious of her daughter’s productivity, however, and sends the three boys to follow her. When they see the girl using the magic knife, they overtake her, forcing her to give it to them. Then they sneak back to the elf, and when he extends his hand to retrieve the knife, they chop it off, leading the elf to think that his beloved betrayed him. And that’s the end of the story — the bad boys totally get away with their crime!

why do you hate me :((

Alexander Trocchi
great Scottish author

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washing sprayer
>3. marry young and stay married
wanted to get married straight out of highschool lmoa

dunno maybe not everyone but I definitely hate tismomick

can't abide diet soda. goes straight through me

So long as it's under 30 you're doing alright

there is an idea of a tismomick, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

>stay married
Near impossible in the 21st century

3 more years and ill be 30
have no romantic prospects whatsoever and am not loikely to have any
grim
grimgrimgrimgrigmrimgirmgirmgirmgirgfdsk;la

You hear that? You wife is getting fucked red raw right now.