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THICC edition

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bvased

disgusting edition

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why are men so sensitive

CRINGE
YOU ARE A DISGRACE

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not me

hey ale, ever been drunk?

everyone is gay for bridget
(except ale)

mommie

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Damn bro that's wild. I got drunk for the first time too. It was April 28th, 2017, I was in San Diego with some club members from my college. Before it happened, I was eating dinner with some Japanese college students, literally just 7 Japanese people and then there was me, it was a dream because I love Japanese people. Afterwards we went to our hotel and got smashed. Good times.

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When i get drunk i feel like im in a dream and whatever i do doesn't matter. Does that make sense?

tasted icky
never again

cringe, milk is based. I drink about 1.5 liters a day

>1.5L a day
do you have manboobs?

Who else /hightest/ here?

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smoked ham

nah
me!

white people

ye ye

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based swedebro... have another thicc bitch

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Thoughts?
Had to upload off site since someone got me rangebanned
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god this pic makes me angry
B-b-b-b-b-bASED

SAVED

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Do americans shower naked at the swimming pool before going in the pool or do they do it in swimming pants?

Here we do it naked

why

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she's too big
ass too wide
she's just fat
also very fat look at her
eugh those breasts are very large but not sexy

Started talking and banging this extra thicc grill yesterday.. hittin it from behind has never been more incredible.

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she just looks dumb

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easier to get your suit on when you're dry

>>ass too wide
bro youre legit gay, you're attracted to man ass

Makes complete sense. Is it because things sometimes feel like they're not making sense?

unbased and sticcpilled >:(

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Talking to a 18 year old girl on Tinder who wants me to buy her alcohol

Ale didn't add me, I feel sad now.
OH MY GOD, EVERYONE IT'S ICELAND!!! Rare flag.

DO IT FOR A BLOW JOB

you should definitely not do that

>Started talking and banging this extra thicc grill yesterday.. hittin it from behind has never been more incredible.
pics?

Definitely a bad idea but those digits say otherwise.

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explain wut
that's not the 1 dedicated 2u

i dont know, i just feel like things are not real.
this is not going to make any sense but when i look away and look back, everything has changed.

I don’t think I’m gonna do it desu I doubt she’ll fuck me just for that

fug xd
proud of r bro
lmao

reminder that women are cops and will drag you down into hell if you do illegal stuff for them

t. knower

>don't think i'
DUDE

post Ryan Gosling

ask me nicely

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Also harder to wash your area

An 18 year old is trying to manipulate you and you STILL think she's gonna owe you shit man
wake up

wisepost

(who tf r u actually, """sven""")

not posting em, but being a tit man has really made me question myself after fucking her from behind and seeing that thicc ass bounce. My peen is sore from all the fuggin.

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ask your mom

>current year
>washing areas
k, haha, cool (loser) cousin

I’m saying the exact opposite

yeah, I guess we're just less hygienic in that regard. I was a competitive swimmer for like 15 years and I don't recall ever showering before getting into the pool 2bh

>I was a competitive swimmer for like 15 years

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ofuk
(You) R my real dad
i knew it

lol no

did a *dab* on you and left when i saw your ugly face in the crib

Based drunk poster

dad kills another 1(one) lmao

u teasing me here man but I get it, personally I prefer chubby girls because fucking them missionary and seeing those fucking tits bouncing and her delicious tummy too, shit's surreal

i took three tylonol pills today and some nyquil i hope my liver doesn't explode in my sleep tonight

good eye, 97
impressed desu

sofia sivan

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>taking otc pain pills
DUDE

>tfw you will NEVER be drunk with your /cum/ friends and talk about feels

you guys ever think about how autistic sven really is

explain please

Be up front and say you can drink together in your apartment

i still think that he is faking it

i guarantee i can get a cheap norwegian or virgin(lool) flight across the atlantic
wanna hassle some icelanders?

Men want what they can't have

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faking what?

i would rather fly to the US of A,

I DEFINITELY don't want that..

he's not very close to autistic at all

not QUITE

>tfw i like super thicc, skinny alt-girls, and would also suck a cute traps feminine penis

your autism

Women will always be whores

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i dont have autism

ur in luck bc i live in God's own best state

Naaaah I’m not gonna talk to her anymore

LOL

uhhh, Minnesota?

big gay

what makes you think that friend?

no way!!!!