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why are filipinos so shy here

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12 cm
Is that enough to please women?

length only matters as long as it's not shorter than 10cm

girth on the other hand....

How do I measure girth?

wrap a tape measure around your shaft; don't squeeze tho

Only cocks as magnificent as 5.5 inches get a paizuri from me~
All other dicklet should just be happy that I step on their pathetic sissy little clitoris and balls...

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Do you guys even use your cocks other than to fap and piss? Because I don't.

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i think there's not much with what does the cock do than cum and piss

Nice try but I clearly said fap.

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yeah i pretty much fap and piss and not much else

>arrived at 6.30am
>competition is based like a lottery, if your number comes up its your turn to compete
>its now 1.30pm and my turn isn't up yet
It's been 42hrs since I last slept, 13hrs since I last showered, 7hrs since I last ate

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youtube.com/watch?v=4a9mPZAu-7U
sedih gaes
semoga nanti menang zheng siwei buat kado perpisahan

Shitpost here with us, Ariff
make sure youre not being dead

Why are you doing this to yourself? You might die!

Anyone a phone guy?
I have an OPPP F1 plus and it runs their colorOS android version
Can I install the latest version android and will that make a difference?

Ask some pajeet here
forum.xda-developers.com/oppo-f1/development
generally it will run faster because it doesn't use Color OS
It also will have android Pie with a lot of Pie improvement

Any dead Flip here?
internasional.kompas.com/read/2019/01/27/12312931/dua-ledakan-mengguncang-sebuah-katedral-di-filipina-17-tewas

I WUZ MAMAK N SHIET

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in english
manilainformer.com/409151/breaking-an-explosion-occurred-in-jolo-sulu-on-sunday-morning-according-to-lt/

untvweb.com/news/hataman-condemns-cotabato-bombing/

4L kah?

Okay I've decided that keeping my virginity for a girl that I actually like is probably not going to happen anytime soon. How much does a prostitute cost and where can I get one? Jabodetabek area preferably

Why not just get your parents to hook you up with someone?

Why do Indian have big asses? I can't stop staring

I don't want to be a burden to my parents

Does "tewas" mean being dead in Indonesian terms?

over here it just means defeated.

Search on Twitter, look for what your like, see if open BO

How big?

*Indian women
Some guys have big asses too but I don't like that la

>pic related
Imagine it as their whole bottom, from thigh to thigh

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Is it considered a burden over there? Malay families do it here all the time.

Hujan

No, bro
your mom will be happy if you ask her

Do you happen to know which accounts I should look up?
Nah that would be embarassing

That's too big. I don't believe that. I need photographic evidence.

Just search Open BO and go down the rabbit hole
becareful of scammer tho
twitter.com/MulyaniOpenbo/status/1088837992641228800

>Nah that would be embarassing
No need to be embarrassed to your own mom. She won't make fun of you. She will be happy for you.

Boom boom pow
But all ugly, very rare to get qt with big bottom

But I did see a total milf with big booty and big tits

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>they added 2 more time slots
>1 slot = 1h30m
So, its highly likely that I'll be here until 7pm, which would make that almost 48hrs without sleep, 19hrs since last shower, 13hrs since last meal

I am going to clean my room.

That's just a fat woman

yes, defeat in Indon is kalah.

Hope you die right as it's your turn to compete. No pain, just a final good rest

I hope so too, like pengsan when I start to unpack things maybe

Tomorrow pulak got class aaaaaaahhhhhh

Fuck you you piece of shit, this is about your internship and you're messing around huh? Fuck you then, I'm trying to help but you just love to drag yourself down
Be my guest, fucker

okis

>Wafat
(for human who died because of sickness or natural causes, especially public figure. This word is very polite.)
>Meninggal
(for human who died because of sickness or natural causes. For ordinary person)
>Tewas
(for human who died in a sad and tragic situation)
>Gugur
(for heroes and people who died like a hero)
>Mati
(for human (but it is very cruel word for human) and animals)
>Layu
(for plants)

Just sleep lah, ask a friend to wake you up when it's your turn.

Layu is wither

Is Lalisa Manoban the best Thai girl to ever exist?

youtu.be/bQPGlQCtex8

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Nope. Aom sushar is the bestest.

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I serve only 5.5 inch cock masters only. Pathedicklet will get their little clitoris stepped hard

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Layu is for your penises

>go to ANY, popular custom ROM sites (lineage OS, Slim, etc)
>not found the suited device? go to xda, ask the local pajeets on the device threads

Is it gay to fap with other men? Not jerking each other just fapping together in the same room.

>"are the men on staright gang bang, orgy, or bukakke porn all gay? Because you know they are having sex, get penis erected, horny while being looked by each other man"

There's no direct contact, just individually fapping, but in the same room.

user, if he get erected because he is seeing your penis or nekked body than it is already gay

Okay, let's say they're all watching straight porn together. They're fapping together to straight porn in a small room in close proximity. Is that gay?

no
you are gay if you see penis and then get horny

Okay, now let's say during fapping to the completely straight porn, the tips accidentally touch, and some cum might have landed on other dicks. It's not gay right?

Not him but your attraction to manliness or dick jntil you become horny are what makes you gay.

Okay so it's completely not gay to fap with other men in close proximity right?

Unless you jerk each other then no.

ah one more problem solved by great indonesian thinkers

Gay is the state of mind. You can fuck a guy but still not considered a gay if someone put gun in your head and force you to do it

What if they jerk off each other, but they're all watching straight porn? That's not gay right?

That's gay as hell

Thats a bisexual. You get hard by seeing both penis and vagina

it's actually a simple way of thinking but the retard made it complicated
let say you are watching a porn about a ganbang, orgy, or bukakke straight porn
yes those genres involve many dudes, so the question is, are the dudes gay just because being looked by each other naked while having boner?
it's a subjective point at here,
of course it will be gay if the dude get horny not because the woman, but other guy penis

this dude
>"Hey guise i just want to know, is it gay if my penis touch each other penis, just because i am so curious why am i having a boner when i see other dude's penis?"

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What's the deal with pondan Malays?
Is the wedding planner thing a meme or their accepted role in society?

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No no no, the erection happened because of the female in the porn, but the fapping is done by another man's hand. That's not gay right?

>the erection happened because of the female in the porn
Stop lying faggot.

See

newsinfo.inquirer.net/1078076/jolo-sulu-blast-bombing-death-toll-injured-news

>Martial Law will keep Mindanao peacef-

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Basically this

yuh indon niggas where is a good place to buy batik shirts

sincerly an algerian user in indonesia

tokopedia

can you suggest me a walk in store please

i only have a couple days in indon

They will probably try to rip you off but you can try Thamrin City Mall or Tanah Abang market

post patriotic songs from your cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=j2RcRic_pug

Malioboro

Wafat in Bahasa Melayu is only reserved for the Islamic Prophets who passed away. Tewas is usually for defeated team in sports. The rest is same.

youtube.com/watch?v=NwmucwApQzc

kalah lawan cino akhirnya gaes
sayang banget kalahnya karena banyak eror sendiri
padahal ada kesempatan menang 2 set langsung
kesel

Sounds like a false flag desu to forcefeed everyone that if the BBL doesn't succeed, more of those bombings will happen.

Just finished my tourney
Dun fucked up

End the misery. Life's not worth it anymore.