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w-woah...

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How old are you lad?
When I was 18 and had my own place at University, I was like right, come on then, time to shag a girl and guess what, I did on the first night of freshers. You need to have this confidence and will power or you won't go anywhere. Give yourself a kick up the arse lad.

wonder what those old men and women thought about those young men throwing their lives away for a pipedream

Your boyfriend's name was Dave
I was bold and brave
And now you're mine
You cook and clean and sew
When I tell you to, when I ask you to,
If I ask you to,
But I don't want you to.
You don't need tellin' twice with me,
You don't need tellin' twice
You know who wears the trousers
No one wears the trousers
In a nutshell
To break free,
Ya well, you'll never have break free of me

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wouw-ah

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brexit will one day be a case study on the perils of electoralism

What the fuck is his problem?

Well funnily enough I expect Americans will this century have to learn what it's like to have to fight against the odds.

he's like a yank David Lammy

hate this lying wog

oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FAT BASTARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

brexit will one day be a case study on the penis of erect clitorism

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

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obama is a complete stupid nigger

Storm going on outside. Might go out in it.

his name is former first monkey Micheal "cotton nigger" obongo

toilet bog fart

Been a pretty mild winter so far

>harvard law grad
>stupid
ok user

dont like when brit is so slow, anybody want to have a conversation?

Just finished shagging your mum mate, what's up?

you're mum

>harvard
>literally pay to get an A
you really are a retard if you think just because someone went to an ivy league that they are smart, especially if it's a nigger or a woman

moi naim is moi-kul kay-nn
and oim, a know-zi nay-buh

I would've gone with the:
skylight
television
kitchen
sound system
library
drugs
booze
garden
medical care

well I thought my mum was a slag, but if shes shaggin a virgin like you then it leads me to believe shes also a prossie. Cheap one too.

stop saying n****r. not on.

read any good posts lately?

youtube.com/watch?v=CPOkASORb6Q
BASED
BASED
BASED

Thank god Drake - Gods plan didn't make #1 in the TripleJ hottest 100.

If she's a prostitute I didn't have to pay her very mcuh mate, just 20 minutes of my time

what about hot nigger by bobby shmurda

>winter

who here likes the 1975

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piggly
wiggly
birdbath
pie

im not a teenage girl

Read? no

but I have made some good posts today, was in the millwall - everton thread and it seemed a bit hostile so I whipped out a belter of a post, silenced the scousers and made it a comfy thread.

They're shit, especially the lead singer, he wants to be The Libertines/Oasis etc etc so bad but he's too much of a poser faggot

love me
(if that's what you wanna do)

there's a difference between undergrad and law school brainlet. a very very small percentage of harvard and yale law students get in just for being rich
plus he was an editor of the law review which is reserved only for the top students

genuinely impressive number of fit girls in tokyo

I'm not implying he got in because he's rich, I'm implying he got in because he's a nigger, which is the truth.

I suppose it would be wrong of her to charge you for flapping your flaccid willy about for 20 minutes without you even finding the hole innit

youtube.com/watch?v=KBh_bGr4-gE

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Is that what she told you? Ahahahahahahahaha- mate I've fucking turned her fanny inside out, it looks like a kicked ham sandwich

well even if that's the case (it's not) he proved that he was smart enough to be there by finishing close to the top of his class
unlike you, who can't even finish community college charlie

they're all poser faggots these days really innit, nobodies got any bollocks except rappers but rap music is mostly shit anyway. Could really use a GG Allin right about now

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have you got a chin mate?

Ulaanbaatar

what did i mean by this?

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you genuinely think affirmative action doesn't exist for harvard law school? that's hilarious. again, it's pay to get an A, no professor is going to givea student less than a B and risk getting fired

you are a literal retard

think I have appendicitus but I'm too manly to admit I'm in pain

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reckon you must have opted for the VR experience then

What do you think of the DMA's Davey lad?

What should I do for the GF on Valentine's Day if we can't each each other lads?

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have to say i admit it does inspire genuine virgin freak ree rage when i see someone even runtier looking than i in the company of a female
dont know what that means
yes?

shut the fuck up

no argument? let me drop some more hard truths: there were definitely thousands of white or Asian applicants that deserved to get into harvard law over him but didn't because he's a nigger

Here lad, you want to be hoping its virtual reality because I ejaculated huge ropes into her

doesnt sound like you have one to me

Honestly, in middle school (y5--y8) I used to be the master of "Your mum" banter. I remember in one Science lesson I was roasting my mate for the whole 50 minutes and he broke down crying by the end. Do not fuck with me, simple as

dont think much, lad seems alright but music is a bit gimpy

congratulations you are now blacklisted by every redditflagger on brit

put a sock in it

what does it mean. this meme i mean

OH NO!! WHAT A HUGE LOSS!

Good, I think it's gimpy as well. Been listening to any good artists recently like?

mirth

With your little pecker?

Think you might have been using somebody elses mate because I have read your reviews on Adult work and they all seem to say the same thing; Nice lad, shame about the inoperable knob

i have a small willy

chads like white women, only chinless betas (who are probably paedophiles as well) think asian women are attractive

Are Kazakhs' more white or asian? Mental innit

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They meant inoperable because they could barely fit it in their holes they're that big

hi lads :3

its*

ye no fuk of di

how small?

your argument in response to mine was fucking retarded and not even worth broaching
you don't get handed grades in any law school, let alone the most prestigious one in the country. your grade is based on your ranking in the class, so clearly he deserved to be there more than the vast majority of your beloved white legal scholars

*nods dismissively at you*

>*straightens hair*
>*dims lights*
>*puts on Asking Alexandria*
>*cuts self*
ahh yeap just like the good ol days

mines 6 inches but never looks 6 inches
sad!

*gives it to ya*

Not really, I've been a bit lazy over the past two years looking for new music so I tend to just go back and look for some unsung greats I havent listened to.

Only decent things I have heard that is recent is the chats, and shame are alright but nothing spectacular

it's the same retard that paid £3000 for a hug of course he's a beta chinless soyboi

I know who Shame is, don't really like them that much, one song is in my playlist like. I'll give the chats a cheeky listen to and let you know how they are next time I'm here Davey lad