Are the boomers unironically a monster viral marketing campaign ?

are the boomers unironically a monster viral marketing campaign ?

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Lies, boomer holds Bitcoin.

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>t. monster headquarters

No. Drink Monster regardless though. Its refreshing.

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Do you really think marketeers would skip digital venues such as Jow Forums? Ofc its a campaign.

So yeah...
*innhales*
AARGH BRAAAPPP AAAAGHH BAARK HOOORK
Soo...
*exhales*
BAAAHHH GRAAPAPHH AHHHHH YEAH!!!

I think you watched too many movies lately bud. If you think the Illuminati was behind this heh

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a sure way to diabetes and becoming a 40 year old Gen X with liver cancer

My boomer boss unironically drinks this exact monster. He was drinking at 9:00am today, I have never had one and these memes are making me curious...

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nope its just a meme, boomers dont drink that shit, i spammed that meme for a week now it must die (memes dont die)

real boomers are on a beer diet

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My boomer boss exclusively drinks white sips

Thanks, Just bought $100k shares of monster

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what kind of boomer is he? (bubs scale)

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(((no)))

monster ultra is zero calories. zoomer btfo

>that 26 year old boomer who checks threads that have been archived for days to see if anybody replied to him

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>free mason
>has a farm of 25-50 cattle that he manages while being a full time manager
>married a single mom 20ish years ago and divorced her because she was an alcoholic. Took care of the kid as his own
>fishes exclusively for sport. Always releases
>has more money in his boat and fishing gear than most middle class Americans will make in 4 years

He's alright for a boomer, but way too old school.

Monster makes your brain work faster, but also your body age sooner, so you look like 30yr old boomer at age 30

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nice T420

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so Im 26 years. and now I am a boomer :(

i dont like monster im more of a mother and V boomer yet i got a can of that sugar free monster thats in the pic, the other day and started to wonder the same thing
i got memed into buying one