/cum/

not feeling it today rn

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went to a wedding today and saw some people i knew from high school.
Some of them had qt fiances even though i know i am better than them in almost every way imaginable (more of how shit they are then me being good)

What am i missing /cum/?

Bro. BRO. They've got MINECRAFT on their computers! MINECRAFT! I have to share with the kiddos that play their Fortnites on the setups, but I can usually beat them into submission with my sick flossing skills.

>be me
>be 25
>try hitting on qt 18 year olds
>it hit me that they were born right on or after the year 2000
>all of their sentient life has been nothing but degeneracy
it's a wonder they all talk like niggers

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can't live with em

live

without

em

did you go after any girls, or jsut waited for them to come to you?

Stop, post Taylor instead.

just read your post and you will find the answer

I'm already Placer

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>A Career?
>Confidence?
>Hobbies?
>Personality?
>Life goals?
>That certain look people who have their life together have?
>Clean hair?
>Good clothes?
>A Smile?

yeh, lol
it was like a movie but w/ no snax or drinx
hecka smokes tho

Can I say the word "niggers" just this one? It makes me feel better for some reason. I don't know what it is but I've got the blues right now.

>That certain look people who have their life together have?

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lol
every time

What is /cum/?

no

you mean this look?

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shut up

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We've got a new visitor.

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WHOAH MAMA

Fuck you

>Posting that thot
>Not posting Agatha

Fucking pleb

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/cum/ is the official doomer general for canadians, americans and beans

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Ariana is one of the lowest iq pop stars
Shes like one step up from literally foaming at the mouth
And if that weren't enough, she's only into black dudes

wow mother

accurate

go back to wherever you came from

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libel
she also happens to have top-3-tier pipes

Based Taiwanese.

She's ugly in personality and appearance.

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Not me. I love life. I can enjoy a bowl of fruity pebbles in the morning and savor it.

99% of female musicians are a fucking meme

only the left half applies to me

and the top right corner

it's not a competition
(yes, sweet queen tay would win if it were)
(it's not tho)

Number my post ends in are how many stds this harlot has

Sicko Mode
youtu.be/6ONRf7h3Mdk

OR

Mo Bomba?
youtu.be/VWoIpDVkOH0

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>another poster of taste and culture
my friend

would rather get shot then listen to Ariana Grande

imma delete you from discord just for that

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You never added me to begin with so why should I care.

sicko mode
OR
a lot

>t. Faggot

Eat shit and die pendejo, your taste is aweful like that negress you like, you will never have a patrician taste like me putito

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Just got back from snowboarding. Interacted with more people outside my immediate family than I have in over 5 years. Interacted with girls for really the only time that I can remember

Positives for the night:
>really qt girl(Literally Ryuko with braces) talked TO ME, and we had a short conversation while going up the rope lift
>tried some rails and jumps(because Ryuko-chan inspire me) and some guy walking past gave me a fist bump
>was going up the lift and felt like Chad after all the positive interaction I was having that I initiated conversation with the girl at the top of the lift

Negatives for the night
>one of my bindings came loose and I had to walk and go fix it, then I walked all the way back to the park, then it loosened again when I got to the top of the hill
>texted my ride(my parents) and told them I was ready to leave when they were
>apparently my phone just decided to stop working after I sent the text, because I didn't get their message that they were already at the car
>let my autism take over and stood still in one place for an hour, letting myself become completely covered in snow, as I was LARPing as a dwarf and wanted to see how long I could do it
>moved once when someone asked me to take their picture

This actually lead to a positive for the night which was
>guy who saw me toward the beginning of my autism saw me again near the end
>asked me why my ride hadn't shown up yet, where I lived(I presume he was going to offer me a ride)
>my town must have been in the opposite direction because he didn't offer me a ride
>asked for my name and gave me his
>told me to take it easy and we fistbumped
I now consider this man my friend, is that wrong? The first girl and I exchanged names as well, and I might be in love with her.

Anyway, I typed this because I wanted to share my good feels with you guys, my super internet friends.

end blog.

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bitch niggas

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Minecraft is no longer the latest zoomer hotness. get with the time, gramps.

Based and redpilled. You're my favorite Mexiposter now bro. Agatha threemilk will rise again. Now let's celebrate.

youtu.be/-UdHRZ9lbfA

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minecraft is boring

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Having a decent convo with a girl can make your whole week. Good stuff fren!!

LaRosa's is a very good pizza.

going to take a small break from 4ch.
coming back in February 1.

based

Fuck, you like tomboys too? Based tastes.

just had a pleasant smelling fart

going to go to bed now, gn

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big whoah ofuk based

that fox report was a wonderful mine of memes, fug off

It's 2005
You turn on the radio.
A new song is playing.
It's "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry.

It's honestly one of the only times in my life I've felt alive. It didn't feel like I was acting either, I actually felt natural, I just bee'd myself.

lol ghetto af
(still love it)

>It's 2005
>I'm 7 years old

Now you see why men tolerate women. Holding conversations with one makes you feel like a human bean in the burrito called life.

!513!

ah, good times dry humping my girlfriend in the back seat of my ford Taurus

Get a Buddy Card and order two Larges. You've got enough leftovers to last you the entire weekend. Ghetto as FUARK but it's good enough pizza, especially for the quantity and reheatability.

Is it strange that's one of my big determinants for how good a pizza joint is? How good the pizza reheats?

I wonder what kissing one would make a human bean feel.

You are lucky then. You were too young to appreciate how cringey that song was when it came out.

Women are honestly great. I can't believe I ever fell for the incel memes about hating them.

finna wash the teeth then have a big sleep

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I like pizza cold just as much as I like it hot, personally. Reheating is a hassle.

Let's get fucked up guys.

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It validates you on a fundamental level, right down to the soul. It's at that moment you understand why people have obsessed over that moment for thousands of years in song and sonnet.

whoahio

the first one was fucking magical
no sex could compare

When I recently went out with a girl, stealing a cheeky kiss by the pool tables was significantly better than when I fucked her later tbqh

Good thing we're in SINcinnati.

otr here

cincinnatus > cincinnati

>I fucked her later

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i am not transgender

Did you know that Cincinnati is named after Cincinnatus? I know! Shocker!

then what are you besides confused

i am not autistic

were you unsure?

it's named after him u dork
so was the $cholarship they offered me

What a coincidence

Blue Ash here, love your beer.

Is /cum/ into yoga?

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Not really but I'm into meditation.

Thoughts on this?

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the answer is too serious for /cum/
i am actually, you feel really relaxed, both physically and mentally