I wish i had friends, a social life, a job, a license, a gf, and a job

i wish i had blowjob.

I’ve never understood people like you. Do you think that everything is magically fixed when you “go outside”?

xcuse me, I'm lightly dyslexic - do you want to have a job or not?

Yes it worked out for me pretty well when I stopped being lazy and actually did something instead of feeling sorry for myself.

drugs

>friends
>a social life
>a job
>a licence
>a gf

Are all irrelevant.

In the end, everybody wants validation, only listens to themselves and we all die.

>no clothes
you could have some delivered at home

So I suppose you have a social life. Where did you meet people?

so go apply for a job at a fast food joint, try to not sperg out on the interview if there's one, and go from there?

what do you call someone who has given up worldly pleasures and need for validation?

It doesn't work that way.
Jow Forums told me the same thing - I would be happier if I get out and be an adult.
Now I live by myself, got a job, have a license and none of this matters. I'm as lonely and sad as I ever was.

i dont have a diploma and no experience

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Why don’t you have a diploma?

i dropped out

You can die a worthless human being and a burden to those around him or you can die having enjoyed your life and achieved the things you want.
I started by looking for a job, got a job met some people now I have friends I make a pretty good living still no gf tho

apply for some heavy job or something disgusting that no one wants to do
dealing with trash, breaking stones, food wastes...they all require zero knowledge and will fix your shit

Get a GED

Guess I'm just unlikable.

What talents do you have, user?

i have no talents

Defect to Germany or Sweden and live like a king off NEETbux.

learn javascript and apply as a transgender

I'd rather Austria

It's only a matter of time until they round up NEETs and put them into concentration camps, so better not Austria.

based Rahim

What if I promise to work for glorious bastion of austrian culture, redbull?

They do not tend to ask questions or care for your backstory or intentions when in "dumb and violent" mode.

:(
I just wanna say oida a lot...

It's not trademarked or anything, just say oida if you feel like it.

at least you can speak English

>wanting 2 jobs
Hang yourself wagecuck

>diploma
>dropped out
come on user

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you can get a license and a job.
You can kinda get a sorta social life by just sitting your ass at a bar 1h a day 7 days a week and judt wait like an autism for someone to talk to you. You are lucky to live in the US, you can walk into a bar alone without getting laughed at, we can't do this in Paris, use it.

>gf
Yeah good luck lol, 21yo virgin here. I kissed a girl once and I thought it was akward.

Where in Europe do you get the most NEETBUX for autism?

>friends
No
>social life
>job
No
>gf
No
License
Yes, even have my own car

try to suck your own penis
worked for me

>i wish i had friends, a social life
get a hobby that you are willing to waste time and money on
>a job
start applying to everything, no matter if you can or cannot do the thing, just apply
>a gf
find frienda first, they will help you out with that, directly or indirectly
>a job
the other option is to invest most of your time into learning more about something you already know a lot or something that you really like, and then applying

or just make a youtube channel where you finger your poopy ass everyday (with a patreon of course)

That's haram
Also,could you do it without getting your ribs removed?

I wish you never acquire any of these

>friends
No. One of my old friends from high school texted me last month, and I replied to him a couple of days ago. We texted each other for about 45 minutes. He hasn't texted me since.
>social life
No
>job
No. I am a student.
>license
Yes
>gf
No. I won't ever be able to get a girlfriend, because I am a 169cm short "male" manlet midget.

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r00d
i'm flexible desu

Based and redpilled
I wish i could do it