Felix Dzerzhinsky edition
/brit/
Reporting in
Shanghai under communism:
>peng
>humble, moral
>citizens live there, give it real culture
>no elitism, no greed, just real people living real lives
Shanghai under c*Pitalism:
>large, faceless skyscrapers
>nobody but finance expats and ultra rich live there
>any culture has been destroyed, people who have lived there for generations turfed out for money by greedy corporations
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
want to go for a drive but still a bit woozy from last night and the guards are being elder god-tier cunts about driving over the limit the last few months and breathalysing people left right and centre
White people are doomed
Done some skiing today lads.
Feeling very middle class.
In 100 years they'll regard Katie Price as a classic philosopher
Ride a bicycle, i went drunk cycling on the road recently and it was fun.
What's the point of that?
Barber shaved my eyebrows and they feel weird now.
Barber shaved my eyebrows and they feel weird now.
s-sorry
Lads since when does this state even exist wtf
Go for a walk instead
neck yourself if you'd drive drunk
Ethiopianbro, what do you mean injectable? Can't you get b12 in a supplement?
Isn't that where the white house is?
That's an evil bastard if there ever was one
often exaggerate the size of my poos on here. they're rarely ever the gravitational pull-wielding monsters I make them out to be. most are actually quite small and unimpressive
funny how nerdy virgins get so angry about a cheeky bit of drink driving
how else am I supposed to get to maccies at 4am? haven't killed anyone so calm down
Is he in the death of Stalin? Best show in ages
Surprisingly unbiased
youtube.com
if you actually think eating 'the right foods' make you feel better you are a fucking retard
convinced multivitamins are just a scam placebo but if i stop taking them ill get worse so theyve got me by the bollockz
are you guys pretending to be retarded
3 (You)s in a row
6 (You)s in 10 posts
many such cases
SAD!
It's fun
you're a drooling retard
If anything I drive better after a few pints
tbf i would be pretty terrified as a jew walking through the middle of luton or somewhere
Since when did a state called Washington exist in the Pacific Northwest, as far as I’m aware this is a new development.
There is a trick to beat the breathalyser. You have to breed in through your nose and out through your mouth at the same time.
enjoying this gimmick
are these trousers okay for the summer lads
still playing matchington
quite complimented you think so highly of my admittedly fantastic posts from the previous thread you're reposting them
you'd all die without me
Extremely good review btw.
I used to think the white house was on the east coast
silly me aha
gf just dumped me
said she wanted a man off the spectrum
It was a weird experience. I thought he said "sideburns" so I said yes, but then he put a comb over my eyebrows and just ran a razor over them. They don't look particularly weird, although they are less bushy now.
Why? You get red of foods making you sick while eating non stressful foods. Then your body starts naturally healing.
WHITE PEOPLE ARE DOOMED
Which friends arc is worse: the Joey-Rachel-Ross forced love triangle saga OR the Joey-Ross-BlackCharlie love triangle saga?
getting lots of déjà vu
that's impossible to do simultaneously
Fuck off you utter ballbag that was me
anyone feeling a bit of deja vu
single digit iq post
what the fuck are even saying?
christ who the fuck believes this shit?
grow up
Meh, not sure if it's just me but it's not an easy one on the acoustic
Not with enough practice.
good race relations are basically impossible
only a strong economy and/or authoritarian government can hold such a "nation" together, and then only temporarily. the best you can do is subdue the inevitable hostility, distract everyone.
anyone remember the hat gimmick? LOL
i don't see much diversity in this picture
I'm going to die eventually anyway
deja poo
>have a capital called Washington
>also have a state called Washington
>they're nowhere near each other
idea: invent a pill to unlock my true autism superpower that people say exists
Wtf is up with the “pacific northwest”
left: the american milky way
right: british milky way
WAKE UP
Hmm yeah I have walked around Pudong and it's absolutely miserable at street level. Like someone cheated on sim city and plonked down massive skyscrapers separated by 10 lane roads, yet bizarrely few subway stops.
I just want to be upper-middle class. I want a nice 4 bedroom grand Victorian house in London. I want a 2004 Volvo. I want to read the Guardian every morning. I want to hang an EU flag outside of my kitchen window. I want to do all my shopping with Waitrose and Ocado. I want to walk my dog in the local posh park with my expensive dog and expensive coat. I want to go on skiing holidays in the depths of Austria.
washington dc
and washington state
there? that wasn't so hard was it
A mars bar then
Can't find chords for it sorry
the tiny yellow speck on the peninsula in the top-left corner is called point roberts and its basically used by canadians for cheap petrol and exploiting "free US shipping" guarantees
99percentinvisible.org
The yank milky way is our mars bar
WAKE UP...
Right looks better.
Don't know what's beneath the caramel layer on the left one though. If it's like normal milky way it might be good, but it looks browner.
no you don't
You can do that here for 1/10 cost
Wheres washington dc then? New york?
The British proletariat demands Brexit.
Why does this fucking retard keep posting the same irrelevant screenshot
feel like things are on repeat
WAKE
U
P
cara
i sort of know this feel, just want a nice 4, decent sized 4 bed house with enough room for 3 kids to play and good schools near by with no riff-raff
Any decent property within 5 miles of an ofsted "outstanding" school starts with a £3XX,XXX even in the norf though
I keep getting older without achieving anything
why does she look so grim here
Yeah alright every muslim country is a shithole with retarded laws, so what if we import millions of them into our countries? they'll become westernised and moderate, they definitely won't gradually morph our countries into those muslim shitholes they came from. no chance. no siree bob, not happening, they'll integrate to our *cough*superior*cough* way and this attitude definitely isn't a form of cultural bigotry in itself.
It’s a seperate state in the east of America
the majority of those things are impossible to do in India you fool
the gf not letting me take the cock cage off today
:(
leftypol is off his meds
Wish I could go back in time 5 years and say some things to my past self. Although knowing my past self, I probably would have just ignored everything my future self said.
she looks peng and like a boy
fuck off
Okay 1/2 the cost
Which friends arc is worse: the Joey-Rachel-Ross forced love triangle saga OR the Joey-Ross-BlackCharlie love triangle saga?
this guy is preparing to roundhouse you
what do you do?
please don't ever bring up that fucker Dzierżyński
he was a murderer a commie and deserves to be forgotten
take your meds mate
saving up to attend a antisemitism awareness course
those two characteristics are mutually exclusive
she does lid
feel like things are on repeat