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Felix Dzerzhinsky edition

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Shanghai under communism:

>peng
>humble, moral
>citizens live there, give it real culture
>no elitism, no greed, just real people living real lives

Shanghai under c*Pitalism:

>large, faceless skyscrapers
>nobody but finance expats and ultra rich live there
>any culture has been destroyed, people who have lived there for generations turfed out for money by greedy corporations

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The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one

want to go for a drive but still a bit woozy from last night and the guards are being elder god-tier cunts about driving over the limit the last few months and breathalysing people left right and centre

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White people are doomed

Done some skiing today lads.
Feeling very middle class.

In 100 years they'll regard Katie Price as a classic philosopher

Ride a bicycle, i went drunk cycling on the road recently and it was fun.

What's the point of that?

Barber shaved my eyebrows and they feel weird now.

Barber shaved my eyebrows and they feel weird now.

s-sorry

Lads since when does this state even exist wtf

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Go for a walk instead
neck yourself if you'd drive drunk

Ethiopianbro, what do you mean injectable? Can't you get b12 in a supplement?

Isn't that where the white house is?

That's an evil bastard if there ever was one

often exaggerate the size of my poos on here. they're rarely ever the gravitational pull-wielding monsters I make them out to be. most are actually quite small and unimpressive

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funny how nerdy virgins get so angry about a cheeky bit of drink driving

how else am I supposed to get to maccies at 4am? haven't killed anyone so calm down

Is he in the death of Stalin? Best show in ages
Surprisingly unbiased
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if you actually think eating 'the right foods' make you feel better you are a fucking retard

convinced multivitamins are just a scam placebo but if i stop taking them ill get worse so theyve got me by the bollockz

are you guys pretending to be retarded

3 (You)s in a row
6 (You)s in 10 posts

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many such cases
SAD!

It's fun

you're a drooling retard

If anything I drive better after a few pints

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tbf i would be pretty terrified as a jew walking through the middle of luton or somewhere

Since when did a state called Washington exist in the Pacific Northwest, as far as I’m aware this is a new development.

There is a trick to beat the breathalyser. You have to breed in through your nose and out through your mouth at the same time.

enjoying this gimmick

are these trousers okay for the summer lads

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still playing matchington

quite complimented you think so highly of my admittedly fantastic posts from the previous thread you're reposting them

you'd all die without me

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Extremely good review btw.

I used to think the white house was on the east coast
silly me aha

gf just dumped me
said she wanted a man off the spectrum

It was a weird experience. I thought he said "sideburns" so I said yes, but then he put a comb over my eyebrows and just ran a razor over them. They don't look particularly weird, although they are less bushy now.

Why? You get red of foods making you sick while eating non stressful foods. Then your body starts naturally healing.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE DOOMED

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Which friends arc is worse: the Joey-Rachel-Ross forced love triangle saga OR the Joey-Ross-BlackCharlie love triangle saga?

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getting lots of déjà vu

that's impossible to do simultaneously

Fuck off you utter ballbag that was me

anyone feeling a bit of deja vu

single digit iq post

what the fuck are even saying?
christ who the fuck believes this shit?
grow up

Meh, not sure if it's just me but it's not an easy one on the acoustic

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Not with enough practice.

good race relations are basically impossible

only a strong economy and/or authoritarian government can hold such a "nation" together, and then only temporarily. the best you can do is subdue the inevitable hostility, distract everyone.

anyone remember the hat gimmick? LOL

i don't see much diversity in this picture

I'm going to die eventually anyway

deja poo

>have a capital called Washington
>also have a state called Washington
>they're nowhere near each other

idea: invent a pill to unlock my true autism superpower that people say exists

Wtf is up with the “pacific northwest”

left: the american milky way
right: british milky way

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WAKE UP

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Hmm yeah I have walked around Pudong and it's absolutely miserable at street level. Like someone cheated on sim city and plonked down massive skyscrapers separated by 10 lane roads, yet bizarrely few subway stops.

I just want to be upper-middle class. I want a nice 4 bedroom grand Victorian house in London. I want a 2004 Volvo. I want to read the Guardian every morning. I want to hang an EU flag outside of my kitchen window. I want to do all my shopping with Waitrose and Ocado. I want to walk my dog in the local posh park with my expensive dog and expensive coat. I want to go on skiing holidays in the depths of Austria.

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washington dc
and washington state
there? that wasn't so hard was it

A mars bar then

Can't find chords for it sorry

the tiny yellow speck on the peninsula in the top-left corner is called point roberts and its basically used by canadians for cheap petrol and exploiting "free US shipping" guarantees
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The yank milky way is our mars bar

WAKE UP...

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Right looks better.
Don't know what's beneath the caramel layer on the left one though. If it's like normal milky way it might be good, but it looks browner.

no you don't

You can do that here for 1/10 cost

Wheres washington dc then? New york?

The British proletariat demands Brexit.

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Why does this fucking retard keep posting the same irrelevant screenshot

feel like things are on repeat

Do this
youtube.com/watch?v=MJUuDoRZpyU

WAKE
U
P

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cara

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i sort of know this feel, just want a nice 4, decent sized 4 bed house with enough room for 3 kids to play and good schools near by with no riff-raff

Any decent property within 5 miles of an ofsted "outstanding" school starts with a £3XX,XXX even in the norf though

I keep getting older without achieving anything

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why does she look so grim here

Yeah alright every muslim country is a shithole with retarded laws, so what if we import millions of them into our countries? they'll become westernised and moderate, they definitely won't gradually morph our countries into those muslim shitholes they came from. no chance. no siree bob, not happening, they'll integrate to our *cough*superior*cough* way and this attitude definitely isn't a form of cultural bigotry in itself.

It’s a seperate state in the east of America

the majority of those things are impossible to do in India you fool

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WAKE UP IDIOT

the gf not letting me take the cock cage off today
:(

leftypol is off his meds

Wish I could go back in time 5 years and say some things to my past self. Although knowing my past self, I probably would have just ignored everything my future self said.

she looks peng and like a boy

fuck off

Okay 1/2 the cost

Which friends arc is worse: the Joey-Rachel-Ross forced love triangle saga OR the Joey-Ross-BlackCharlie love triangle saga?

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this guy is preparing to roundhouse you

what do you do?

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please don't ever bring up that fucker Dzierżyński
he was a murderer a commie and deserves to be forgotten

take your meds mate

saving up to attend a antisemitism awareness course

those two characteristics are mutually exclusive
she does lid

feel like things are on repeat