Culture Pals - /cp/

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Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

how do I ask for lewd stuff?

"gib lewd stuff pls" with before sending the attached apu

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lads what is going to happen to us

Unironically sent that 'give milk' video and started acting like a pajeet. Felt bad after it actually worked.

read

the

thread

thread

properly

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repost and reroll

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roll

Wouldn't want to be anything but an ANGLO BVLL

please be in china

rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

pls be montenegro

well, not so bad, i suppose

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...also very wrong picture for Chad, bad roulette

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Give me someone who turk qts lust for

well fuck
>tfw no autistic Hungarian gf

delivered

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Allah

Chad and his qt

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>vegan
check
>love drawing
check
>love kpop
check
>obese
check
>fake blonde
check
>lonely looking
check
>hipster looking
check

Tell us about her user

Might become a racist lads

Newfriend pls

I think I made a terrible mistake didn't I

What happened user?

yes

I wish I was french (again)

rolling for belarus

rolling for ussr

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See... Jajeets know how it's done

Rolling niggers

Oh fug I got NIGGERIA

American user in Czechia, I summon thee!

Hello

rawl

BLACKED

What's up brah? I'm not over there any more though, I'm back in Hawaii for now. I just got back from spending the holidays there.

back to serious things - what could be done with FamousJapanese? something to put her on place, so to speak

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Seriously not worth wasting your energy lad, I've seen her bf he's a fucking beta

could I see?

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Well I give up

How do you do it Jow Forums? How do you move to a deeper level with your qt? How do you make her emotionally attached

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by being myself

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Just cooked some triumphant chicken and rice to substitute a triumphant workout Darren style

>be me
>video calling with my qt
>she knows I’ve felt down lately
>tells me to make more friends to spend weekends with
>tell her I don’t really want to
>she says “user, maybe people don’t really talk to you because of your somewhat autistic behavior?” You should try to talk to more people
>MFW she really said that

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Based. Where is she from?

does it mean anything if a girl views your profile back almost instantly after you view hers but doesnt send a message

plz respond

France

It means she's interested but wants you to send a message first

It makes that she wants you to make the first move

Oh no no no no machi hahahaha you poor thing

>tfw no 1st world gf

Lmao even macchi's gf thinks he's a cuck

Have you messaged North American qts yet?

join the club

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Rolling.

Lol

Blacks

Think you mean niggers hun
t. New racist

Redpilled

Glad you joined the club :-)

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roll

im gonna say the n word (if my new race permits)

>monteNEGRO
Absolutey, NIGGER.

>California

accurate tbqh

roll

#fuckme

id like to be swiss

benin pls

jannies will hang on the day of the rope, less cope, more rope
>fuck jannies.

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Tell me how to break and enter into my Czech qt’s heart

>tfw you will never cuddle with your autistic Hungarian gf

o

Can I cuddle with you user :3

>palestine
goodbye guys im offing myself

If you’re reincarnated as a qt refugee then you can stay with me ;)))

Story/ context?

Honestly just be yourself, there really is no set way to get into a Czech girls heart, they're like typical Eastern European girls and tend to be more cold emotionally. Also stay away from Prague girls, they're all thots.

>end up only talking to 19-20 year old qts
>nobody my own age(24) wants to talk to me
what the fug, why cant I find anyone around my own age

Because older men are almost always more attractive to qts

>make a fake girl profile
>costantly get messaged by 30+ guys
On another note, what does it mean if someone views your profile, doesn't send a message, then views it again after a while? Do they want me to send a message, view them back or what? This site is confusing as fuck

ROLLING

hahahaah I am now cucking a french guy.

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Vased and gookpilled

user, that's wrong.

It means they're interested in you but don't know what to say.

imgur.com/a/RRDVbq7

I shouldn't send him a proof what I make her do?

>just be yourself
REEE user REEEEEEEEEE

have her ride a toy or pillow calling out your name and then send that stuff to him

She looks very Slavic. Where's she from gookanon?

Show me her profile

Good idea, she went to sleep now because its late in France.

She has a very french sounding name. I just checked it on her fb.

fugggg i gotta make a fake korean profile on this site

RIP Samara_550 you will be missed.

>late
isnt it 2am or something there? that aint late for my fellow neets