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The camera so I can take a picture of the shooter and start a massive gun awareness campaign that will surely stop mass shootings

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the phone so i can post the video on youtube and get mad likes

If you choose the gun you'll be mistaken for the shooter and get shot by the cops.

The camera to take some sick pics to put on my insta later

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newspaper so i can be up to date with the news

shoes, gonna run away

I take the hiking shoes cuz actually i am out hiking. Sorry mass shooter, but you will miss me today

Take the phone
Hide somewhere
Call 911

All those look like camping items. You lie. I'm not inside a building.

how the fuck is a baseball bat more practical for close quarters than a pistol?

Phone and I don't go to the mass

>911
>in turkey

I think it's a pro-gun poster, and the choice being blatant is the point

well it's so obvious that it makes you think that it's a trick and that there's a better choice

iPhone to order pizza delivery to the building.

would have a giggle t.bh

Based Aristotle.

iPhone so I can ask Jow Forums wat do in this situation

baseball bat, because it implies that the building is a baseball stadium, and the odds that the shooter will ever even find me are minuscule

I’d fight the fag with my bare hands

the newspaper. i'll put it somewhere easy to see and knock the shooter out while he freaks out about the newest anti-trump headline

the gun if I knew how to use it

since I don't, I guess I'll take the phone or the camera, try to avoid the shooter and take some gorey photos to post on social media.

Its just a gun, their not that complicated
Seriously if child soldiers in africa can do it, so should you

Based

rock

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What's inside the thermos?

Bat
Melee > ranged
Str > Dex

I would pick a pot and put it on my head

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Gun damage doesn't have stat scaling past requirements you mouth-breathing retard. How have you gotten this far in life without 12 dex anyway?

Take the phone and film the whole shooting

>get more dex
>get more accuracy
>can convert accuracy into called shots for more damage or status effects
Explain me how it isn't dex faggotry.

The knife
>hurt myself
>start bleeding
>pretend to be dead

I'll take the autism shoes.

Those are different items. Can only choose one.

I pick the phone to call the police.
Or the baseball bat if the building is small and the encounter is imminent.

then of course I'd pick the bullets, give them to the shoter and beg him to shot me in the face

the iphone obviously so I can make a happening thread here and entertain the lads

iphone to take selfie with the shooter

the rock so I can bash my head with it and make it look like I've already been killed

based grug

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why did mass shootings in america only start happening in the 1960s onward?

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The camera, so I can destroy the shooter's desire for a glorious legacy by putting him in my cringe compilation.

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The smartphone to call the police so they send in professional, well-equipped SWAT officers while I hide

t. IQ tested at 167

There are two things school shooters all have in common, and legal possession of a firearm isn't one of them (so much for the gun control debate, eh?).

The first is all of them were on some sort of psychotic medication.
The second is that all except the Columbine shooters (the OGs) came from broken families, mostly single mothers.

The 1960s or second wave feminism destroyed the family unit through the sexual revolution, reforming the divorce system to heavily favor women and the general (now widely believed) doctrine that fathers don't matter.

quiet, goy

the stool
sit down and enjoy the show

Decline of america could be pinned on the 60's -70's, infer from that

either the gun to shoot myself or the knife to commit seppuku

I thought you guys were smart?
The only right answer is the binocs so you can see the schoolshooter comming in time. This gives you enough time to leave

patheos.com/blogs/markmeckler/2018/02/27-deadliest-mass-shooters-26-one-thing-common/
26/27 came from broken families.

thetrumpet.com/17003-the-role-of-psychiatric-medications-in-school-shootings

Here's some sources. Also, keep one highly ironic factor in mind about psychotic medication: almost all anti-depressants list depression as a possible side-effect. Doctors (not just in America, but to a lesser extent Europe as well) are effectively drug dealers that are encouraged to sell pills to their patients.

If you don't believe me, just follow the money. Every school shooting is instantly used by the left to justify attacks on the big bad NRA. The NRA is horrible, but Big Pharma utterly dwarfs it when it comes to buying politicians. The left of course doesn't care, because disarming the populace is a bigger concern to them than what's actually good for the people.

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The light, so I can use it to help the shooter find me

The gun, so that I can join him.

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Depends on the country
If America, definitely not the gun, as that is a surefire way to get yourself shot by the Police.

the smartphone so I can take a pic while I take a vertial vid while I take a snapchat while I livestream on my facebook while I ask for likes and subs on my yt chaneel were I am multi streaming it into while I update my tinder profile while I add some scary face on twitter while I update my linkdln for a part time job while I upload the pics im taking to my instagram while I make a thread on reddit while I link it into my tumblr.

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video game logic

NO

SHUT IT DOWN

binos

Fuck rules. I'd use every item. Put the pan on my head, start a fire with news paper, put the thermos on the bat and fling it across the room to hit the gun, gun shoots and ricochets of my pot hat and the bullet would activate the camera and the camera takes a picture of me shoving the phone and rock down the shooters throat. Then wait for police while using the binoculars to look up schoolgirls skirts

kek

Perfect plan but... Why the hell did you start a fire?

news paper
hide in toilet and wait it out while reading

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>not uploading to worldstar

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the camera