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Why do the British always talk about Bantz yet can never handle any. I met a couple of British dudes in Miami and they of course wanted to talk shit about Trump and school shootings and what not or whatever and it was all good, I don’t get butthurt about politics. But the second I said, in a joking manner mind you “ I’d love to move to London but I don’t want my girlfriend to have to wear a burka” they got so offended and wanted to fight me.
It’s not just that one experience tho. Every where I go every fucking UKunt wants to get into some “bantz” but cannot handle the banter.

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Maybe don't disrespect our religion, jamal?

I forgot kirby even existed

Pommy cunts can't handle bantz, only Kiwis and Aussies, and some yanks can.

In all fairness you're all yank-lite now but with kangaroos and whiny accents.

fuck off mate

they have a superioty complex

Case in point

Because most normies everywhere are shit at banter. Brits are better on average at banter than most nations, but people everywhere are extremely poor at it in general.
I've had the same experience trying to banter with Americans and Aussies, I thought the banter would be great but they just got offended at what I was saying. Shame but that's the way it is.

Americans and Aussies don’t go on about their banter like the British do

What are you talking about? Maybe not Americans but Aussies do even more than Brits

No they’re actually just better at it and are known for it. They don’t go on and on about it. It’s not a title they gave themselves.

FUCK OF M8 LOOK AT How big our fucking empire was

Don't disrespect out faith jose

Alright pal if you want to rag on Brits because you don't like them then just do it, most of the board does, don't try and disguise it in such a pathetic way lmao

I’m not trying to rag on the British. I’m just curious as to why you guys can’t handle the bantz you pride yourself on

Well I gave you an answer and your response was "fucking Brits think they're the kings of bantz", it's like you're not even reading the comments and you just want an excuse to vent about why you don't like Brits

That's fine but don't ask it like a question you want an answer to then

Banter isn't allowed under Islamic law, that's why

I really don’t mind the British. I just don’t understand why they pride themselves on being the kind of bantz

Can handle the bantz
Can’t

I can handle the bants but I'd rather be needlessly offended

Can’t handle the banter

Thanks for explaining the joke pedro

>Can’t standz the bantz

Racism is illegal

Obviously you were trying to banter without a licence, that's serious business mate.

London is well-known for becoming a shithole. Don't worry, some of us support Trump and school shootings.

I've noticed the same thing, apparently their idea of banter works only one way

Go on then, banter us, say something funny

Ah sala ma lecun my brother

aussies are way better at bants than brits
not even a competition

>of course wanted to talk shit about Trump
aww, is drumpfy's feewings hurt?

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Britain more like Brit rain

get it because it's always raining in London

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Britain more like Bit rain

get it because it's always raining in London

you met the kind of tasteless toffs that would go on holiday to a place like Miami

think about it

Settle down mate it's just a bit of banter innit

No

I doubt this happened lol, who gives a shit what some fat loser says

Along the southeast coast, yeah? Rest is fine.

OI NEED A SHREMP ON THE BAHBEE. I FACKIN LAV FACKIN SHRIMPS, CUNT. HAHAHA, OI SHIELA, FETCH ME SOME OF THET SUN SCREEYEN

Can't take what they dish out

For the same reason that Americans talk about freedom yet they don't have it.

top kek
spot on

>and they of course wanted to talk shit about Trump
Immediately after his administration magnanimously let them in. Obnoxious fucking ingrates, the lot of them.

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