Toil on the Morrow edition
/brit/
Kayden Ortiz
Gavin Thompson
/brit/ is a zionist general
if you don't like it you know where the door is
Noah Johnson
didn't realise the cut was that big, thought it was just blood that had run down from his mouth while he'd been bent over
Bloody:
i.4cdn.org
Aftermath:
i.4cdn.org
Chase Collins
High king of the boomers said to me at a family gathering yesterday to 'focus on getting a good job before a good woman'
Henry Wright
The waitress at Hooters began flirting with me after I left her a $25 tip.
I think she might love me, I’m really good looking
Going to return tomorrow and tip her $50 just to see her reaction
Mason Flores
Thread theme
Isaiah Bell
anyone watching the rumble tonite
Adam Myers
what's this from / who is he?
David James
Today:
1729 -- Rape of Anne Bond
Francis Charteris was a Scottish noble-man nicknamed "The Rape-Master General"
He was notorious and despised by many in London as an archetypal rake. Despite his reputation, he amassed a considerable fortune. Charteris would send his servants out through the Scottish countryside to recruit women for him to have sex with. Charteris had a number of contacts who regularly hired women to work as servants, who would then be trapped in the house and repeatedly "urged" to have sex with him. When Bond began to work, she was immediately besieged by Harvey's advances, along with offers of money; but she refused. When she requested to leave, staff were positioned to prevent her from escaping. The next morning, Charteris attacked and raped Bond. There were no witnesses, and Charteris' servants in the next room later testified that they heard nothing. When Bond told Charteris she was going to the authorities over the crime, he ordered servants to whip her and take her belongings and throw her out the door.
The Middlesex grand jury charged him with the capital felony of rape. He was sentenced to death and held in Newgate Prison. The Earl of Egmont wrote in his diary 'All the world agree he deserved to be hanged long ago." George II granted him a royal pardon after a campaign by Anne Bond herself, prompted by the promise of an large annuity from Charteris.
Charteris was the inspiration for characters in William Hogarth's paintings, "A Harlot's Progress". A woman is looking for employment as a seamstress. Francis Charteris fondles himself in expectation.
Xavier Kelly
drippy, lord high lord of the fairies
Ryan Anderson
football hooligans fighting in relation to yesterday's FA cup match between Everton and Millwall
Henry Roberts
Milwall are scum, they are gifted the game by the referee and they still slashed some lad
Carson Reyes
degenerate incel. she expresses a positive reaction to you because you opened up your wallet and she KNOWS she can milk more out of you for doing so. connect the dots you pathetic virgin.
Connor Cruz
Matthew Allen
Levi Brooks
very cute
Gavin Richardson
The Hall of cost
Jose Clark
meee
Andrew Murphy
In really good looking though. Women stop and stare when they see me. I honestly can’t walk near married women because it’s so dangerous
Joshua Sanders
terrible gimmick
fuck off yank
Jaxon Butler
>living room
FOB
Jack Nguyen
31 minutes later the dominos isn't here
usually comes in 23
Jackson Bennett
She'll love you even more if you give her $100.
Cooper Green
The current snap streaks
116
111
3
Dominic Parker
>tfw house so small you have to store stuff in the crawlspace
Isaac Hughes
Anthony Sanchez
Everton fan slashed by Milwall after the FA cup game yesterday. Milwall won 3-2 (their second goal blatantly came off a lad's arm, see pic) so there was trouble after the match
Jayden Perry
£150,000 please, first time buyer
Eli Hill
>"gene editing bad!"
>"abortion good! #womynpower"
Mason Long
>In really good looking though. Women stop and stare when they see me. I honestly can’t walk near married women because it’s so dangerous
Hudson Stewart
not 10 anymore so no, no I will not be
Isaac Russell
that happened before the game you daft cunt
Nathaniel Foster
>dominos
alri millionaire
how much was it?
Daniel Gray
ur in the shitty comittee - oh yeah yeah yeah
Henry Hill
100732961
youre schizophrenic, a liar and ugly
Dominic Reed
I thought hooligans just had punch ups? Blades seem a bit beyond the pale, even for Millwall
Oliver Lee
If I asked nicely I reckon John would let me date his mum
Sebastian Lee
psychoo killerrr
qu'est que ceee
Joshua Russell
Blake Bennett
so what?
Jordan Morris
Blades are usually used by Italians and ExYugo hools, Brits using it it's new
Gabriel Walker
i am supremely based
Jaxon Taylor
Too many mental Ill yank YouTubers to list
Lincoln Baker
*runs through your head*
Juan Rogers
gagging for a shag
Wyatt Williams
Get in Deano you legend!
Christian Wright
I'm putting $10,000 on the Big Show. He's a 500 pound giant! Nobody can toss him over.
Luis Robinson
Need a new YouTube suggestion lads
Liam Wilson
need to poo but am enjoying the built up pressure in my rectum so i might prolong it a little further
Dominic Morgan
had six this weekend, been almost two hours since my last shag, can feel the vf mentality rearing it's ugly head already
Luis Kelly
my mum banned us from watching this video when it came on the music channels when my sister and I were young
I think she thought it would encourage my sister to become a lesbian and or encourage me to masturbate. My mum's a horrible person
Alexander Gray
jail women
Cooper Robinson
need a new game to play lads
Jeremiah White
Cody Ko
Evan Gomez
The wolf says to the lamb: "You were the one who dirtied my water last year!" The lamb replied: "It was not me." The wolf insists, "It was you." So the lamb told him, "Well, I was born this year." The wolf then said, "So it must have been your mother!" and ate the lamb. What could the poor mother do when she saw her son being torn into pieces between the teeth of the wolf? In the passion of motherhood, she butted the wolf. Of course the wolf was not affected at all; however, the wolf shouted, "Look at this terrorist!" So these parrots joined in, repeating what the wolf said and saying, "yes, we condemn the ewe's butt against the wolf." But where were you when the wolf ate the son of this sheep? So, these strikes are, but in reaction to what happened in our lands -- in Palestine, and in Iraq, and other places.
>muh inside job
Brody Lewis
vampire: the masquerade
Ethan Wood
new hitman is nice
Jose Sullivan
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes we've been expecting you
Isaac Gomez
was reading an old book and some bloke said another bloke acted in a "based" way but it meant in a bad way
James Wood
Who do brexiteers keep referencing the war? Bizarre
Jayden Clark
pewdiepie
Dominic Hall
yet to hear a legitimate explanation of why parasocial relationships are any more destructive than real friendships.
John Thomas
laoshu505000
Lucas Jenkins
Why do niggers keep referencing slavery? Bizarre
Andrew Harris
mark ass brownie
Dominic Rodriguez
everyone is afraid to speak their opinion in this upper level literature class because they fear the outlash of professor toilberg if what they say isn't 100% in line with the agenda. thought it was just me at first, but now have confirmed otherwise.
Xavier Scott
Ryan Bell
Dominos will be delivered by Syed
Sebastian Russell
Adam Hughes
Osama needs his own video game, solid snake style
Ian Hall
haha video game characters are funny looking
Josiah Collins
makes you think doesn't it
Kayden Carter
Decided to become a lefty cuck.
People don't care anyway so fuck it may as well just become one, cant beat them join em.
How do I poof up?
Oliver Jenkins
one is borderline cuckolding, and the other is a mutually expressed interest in each others abilities, talents, personality, and services.
Carter Gomez
got called a gammon on Jow Forumsunitedkingdom
Ethan Turner
youtu.be
comfy
David Brooks
From the Apprentice?
Michael Peterson
Andrew Taylor
Mark having Coleslaw today, is this a subtle /brit/ reference? Nobody can say for sure.
Nolan Roberts
because we didn't bow down to the nazis and we wont bow down to the eu
Eli Cruz
not particularly, no.
Caleb Flores
The waitress at Applebee’s kept flirting with me, asking if I needed any more Root Beer
Henry Anderson
I take part on ultra movement, what are the chances to fuck up myself soon?
William Barnes
kek
yeah sandnigger operators are p based ngl
Zachary Wood
why dont we work together to make one of these for girls
i'll start
girls to avoid:
girls who are fat
girls with loose fannies
girls with beefy flaps
t. not a virgin, just a chad leaving the scraps for you vfs. simple as
William Parker
potentially, I'll let you know
Hunter Miller
Need help cucking up
Ian White
'ow did the coleslaw get in yer mouf mark
Juan Myers
how about you para fuck off you psuedointellectual bellsniffer
Charles Peterson
Cringe.
Camden Perez
Start HRT and buy a 'bash the fash " t-shirt. be sure to post here everyday about how 'rorke is on the ropes' or some permutation of this.
Kevin Hill
Robert Howard
*visits rorke's grave*
>Oh rorke, if only you'd got exercise and lived healthily instead of staying inside all day drinking carling, eating pies and spamming racist slurs on /brit/ maybe you'd still be here...
Jose Adams
What a fucked up AK
Adrian Wood
dont like this tim erasure
only room for one mentalist vlogger in here
Joshua Watson
i guarantee you barely anyone here knows what applebees is
Ian Allen
the girl at the Tesco deli counter gave me about 20 chicken wings when she knew I asked for 10 and only charged me for 10
William Baker
Working on Rorkeifying the sprog
Lincoln Moore
Lol
Carter Nelson
This is literally why people are pissed off with benefits, he's not exactly living a good life, but he's making a full life purely off benefits, clearly with no intention of working, wtf seriously