I've never had a gf

I've never had a gf.

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i've never even been alone in the same room as a woman that was comfortable with me being there

Me neither and I'm 19.

Me neither and I'm 24.

I had a gf but I missed out on teen love

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Me neither and I'm 28.

implies you've been with one that was uncomfortable

My closest moment to a girl was that I put my head on my female friend's lap when we were drunk, and even managed to lick her thighs without her noticing, it felt so sweet.

I'm short fat small dick lost virginity at 14 don't even recall names of all my girlfriends and have lost count of women I've fucked

Me neither and I'm 20.

>teenage love
I really don't understand this meme, I don't feel like I have actually missed anything but I also feel like I'm gonna regret it when I'm older and I hate it.

Ohh you'll regret it, you won't be able to walk on parks without spotting young people kissing and thinking how you missed that

Me on friday:
>Go to a girl house ~1 hour away from mine
at afternoon
> The house is in the middle of the mountain so it was very cold
> I arrive at 9 o'clock more or less ( because of work)
> We start cuddling with the fireplace next to us, inside a blanket
> we make love
> afterwards, she picks up the guitar and start singing to me, half naked
> We have dinner and we make love again
> We sleep hugged together
> Was like a fucking film

Now she don't even reply my messages.

What's wrong with them? I just to give all the love i have.

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it's just kissing, i did it later and feel no particular lack in having missed it in teen years
it's kind of a loser meme

It's not about the kissing, but the general feel of being in love

Ära nukrutse user, küll leiad.

>Started getting close with a girl about a year ago
>Get along really well
>We made more plans to meet up and spend time
>She has a foreign "internet bf"
>Chooses him instead and starts to avoid me out of the blue

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well i was in love during teen years but not reciprocated, i wouldnt delete those memories, but thinking "you missed out" because you didnt feel like a piece of trash for a few months seems overrated at best

>this will never be you

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Sorry not sorry.

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Very rude of you Kanada

Sex and women are overrated to be fair. I am recovering from a very toxic relationship and if definately wasn't worth it.

Same

that's what you think. That's what everybody thinks.

But you will fall for the love meme again, like everyone.

Had a chance with a 9/10 super fucking QT and I blew it.

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tapa ära end süütu värdjas

või vähemalt lõpeta postitamine siin lehel. mida vähem sinu suguseig püsi-luusereid seda parem

Implying anyone on Jow Forums had a gf

lotta normies about t.b.h, myself included

>i hope everyone on this site is a pathetic fucking loser like me
the post

I'm a virgin at 23.

I had offers in hs and college and was too nervous to act on them

Miks härra nii kuri?

>fedora the post

this site is full of normalfag pieces of shit and has been for a long time

kill yourself non-loser

had a chance with a fattie at 16, regretted kicking her away at 17, really thankful at my former self now
your situation sucks tho lol gayyy

miks sa situd niigi ära situtud lehel oma mõttetu pasaga? mine nuta kuskil psühhi diivanil vmi

ps. meid on siin nii vähe, et ma ei taha olla seotud sinu haletsusväärse beta elulooga

join the club

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mine is one time at the store there was a girl bent over and i got a goood look at her ass from very close by when i walked past her

24 and have yet to kiss.
To the luckier autists here: how was your first kiss?

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tfw didn't talk to a female in 2 months (not counting mom)
tfw never had a deeper conversation with a female deeper than hi how are you
tfw 22 years old

It was great. I was nervous because I believed I would be a bad kisser, but things flowed smoothly

A drunk girl kissed witout even asking

>having a sunken chest gf
Yes plz

I've had one girlfriend in my life. Losing her was more painful than the 21 years I spent as a virgin, it still does.

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I lip kissed a girl when I did spin the bottle at 12
Then some drunk slag kissed me when I was 19

she kissed me and tried to rape me we were both drunk and teens and i didnt want it but she tried to force me ((im skinny she was like 10cm taller than me ) i had to run from her or she would have taken me

good, despite being late bloomer it all was very natural, she didnt even understand i was virgo when we had sex

21 in a few weeks lads. Should I try for wizard status or just lose it to a hooker?

who's the oldest virgin here? I'm 25