>Apu let out a blood curdling scream. He didn't think that Bazza would be out in the garden at this time in the morning. He was only taking a quick peek through the curtains haha he didn't mean any harm.
>He made a sudden rush for the gate that he had left open behind him but his short legs were not long enough to carry him with the speed needed to escape the rapidly approaching Bazza
>"YA FOOKIN FILTEH LITLE COONT, AH TOLD YA ABOUT ME CHANTELLE IMMA FOOKIN 'AVE YA
>Two meaty, sweaty paddles of hands wrapped around Apu's head, he bleated and screamed, trying in futility to pry those massive pink fingers that found purchase in the contours of his skull
>Apu took one last glance at Bazza's face before he pushed both thumbs into Apu's eyesockets simultaneously. Searing pain replaced Apu's vision
>Apu's crimes had finally come to an end
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I've seen things... you niggers wouldn't believe.
All those moments lost... like piss... in the bath...
you ever wonder if there's like some sort of super secret government operation or organization that if you were to find out about it and google it, you'd get black bagged in the night, or rather you'd get SWATTED and accused of being some nonce freak and the dark forces of the government pluck you out of the hands of the police?
SCREEEEEAMING
so glad i'm not fat and ugly
imagine being fat and ugly
grim grim grim
This Apu noncehunting gimmick is too weird. Not a fan.
She could do a handstand and fire liquid shit from her anus. Doesn't mean it's going to happen FFS.
The Final Act of Graaaace
In a Pointless Endless Raaaace
this is rape
C Beamz Nugguh
“Experience proves that it is possible for one nationality to merge and be absorbed in another: and when it was originally an inferior and more backward portion of the human race the absorption is greatly to its advantage. Nobody can suppose that it is not more beneficial to a Breton, or a Basque of French Navarre, to be brought into the current of the ideas and feelings of a highly civilized and cultivated people — to be a member of the French nationality, admitted on equal terms to all the privileges of French citizenship, sharing the advantages of French protection, and the dignity and prestige of French power — than to sulk on his own rocks, the half-savage relic of past times, revolving in his own little mental orbit, without participation or interest in the general movement of the world. The same remark applies to the Welshman or the Scottish Highlander as members of the British nation.”
>Alright user I'm going to shag you rotten so brace yourself.
What do?
(this is why you don't humor genuinely mentally ill people)
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why do aussies larp as brits? they seem to be a happy nation similar to us.
No one knows what you're talking about you fat manlet mental case
Watching Benidorm
lemme smell that manky fanjo of yours
mmm........... delightful...........
clinically depressed (self diagnosed)
make a break for the nearest exit
My mum just fed our white builders some biryani, the guy takes one bite and says ‘I’ve married into the wrong culture’
lads
rationing got incredibly strict during WWII and at one point it was predicted that britain only had a few months food left and surrender was a possibility if the u-boat attacks got any worse
Enjoy the ride.
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just checking in safe after the Gemma Collins fall lads x
hate left handed guitarists
Grandparents unironically have a Diana memorial plate hung on their dining room wall
it's a mirror photo she's right handed
Every video I've seen Everton came out on top against millwall, which goes to prove not only are Irish Catholics better looking than the British right wing but they're harder too
>surrender was a possibility if the u-boat attacks got any worse
not really, Germany was never in a position to win the Battle of the Atlantic. The sheer volume of cargo crossing the Atlantic and constant ASW improvements meant that the U-Boats were fighting a losing battle from late 1941 onwards. Over the course of the war, they only sank about 1% of total tonnage that crossed the Atlantic.
LMAO
southpaw genocide when?
Based and greenpilled
cradle your rifle like a maaaaan
>Wait are you British?! Haha cause I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah same I am like the biggest Harry Potter nerd you will *ever* meet
finished resident evil 0 last night
there's a bit where you and rebecca get split up and you have to return to her, and on my way to finding her i got jumped by this frog that instakilled me, made me lose about 35 minutes of progress and had to do this tedious puzzle again
about to start resident evil 1 and do Chris route this time.
underrated
had to pop in to say it
how is that grounds for being put in jail
Unsure about this aftershave
Shall be asking the cute girl at work if she likes it on Tuesday
Expecting positive feedback however
imagine being so fat and ugly that you know you will never have a gf
grim grim grim
Has sueposter been on at all today?
dreary-eyed bints
love pate so much
that is absoluteleh disgustin
>chris route
wow gay desu
so schizo?
If there was a super secret government operation or organisation, there would not be any information about it on Google. Daft cunt.
Incorrect. If you browse /his/ you'll get threads on that topic. The matter was settled when an user pulled up links to docs showing that even during 1942/43, when rationing was at its worst, Brits still had an average daily calorie intake (from rations) of 3400 calories. German U-Boat attacks only affected at most (I recall) 8% of British total tonnage in shipping. This wasn't even concentrated on one type of essential good, but just general goods being shipped. Had they focused on the critical stuff they might have prolonged the war, but nobody was even close to starving at any point during the war.
still remember the first time i had an arse wank vividly
>The Hobbit
Get your talons off my todger you wretched plebeian
Get a grip rightoid
well you're in luck cause she can't play guitar anyway
ahhhhaaaa
Yanks would absolutely fail to comprehend a Derbyshire accent
they'd probably assume I'm Aussie or something rather than British
An English warlock has invited me to a magical ceremony in the city of Bath.
The problem is that currently I do not have much money because I do not like to work, I only work a couple of months in summer and now I do not have much money but I really want to go. Could someone pay me the trip and the hotel? I do not want anyone to invite me into their house, I do not sleep in small, dirty, dark or crappy places. Por favor, that warlock has promised me magical powers after the ceremony. Also I would appreciate an English-Spanish translator that spent the three days with me.
Thanks.
Here my IBAN:
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i'm not saying there would be, i'm saying that if you did google it the government would have to eradicate you simply because you may know about it.
>t. has fugged a couple of gross fujos and thinks he's God's gift 2 women
Can you describe it in detail please
i'm a virgin
imagine not trying to improve your life in any way whatsoever and then complaining constantly about how shit your life is and how depressed you are
also imagine blaming everyone and everything for your shit life apart from yourself
Every day I pray for WWIII. Law of attraction, innit?
What if you're right and they're wrong?
did Jill's route before i started RE0, just waiting for re2 to get cracked
she looks like a young big suze
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He's never fucked anyone mate
Also I reckon schizophrenia meds probably render you at least partially impotent
sue
I live in my rented flat in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, on the ground floor. My name is Timothy James Byrne. I'm 53 years old. I believe in recording myself singing a balanced choice of artists and a rigorous video routine. In the morning, if my face is a little sweaty, I'll put Moosey on bear death row while recording my morning YouTube video. I have over twelve thousand now. After I record the video, I upload it to my YouTube channel. On Twitter, I share a direct YouTube link to my video, then upload a selfie, and a media attachment of me and my guitar. I then complain about the banging from the neighbours upstairs and plead for a United States citizenship while I prepare for my afternoon video. I always wear a white shirt with a little bit of sweat stains, because sweat hydrates your face and makes you look shinier. Then I check the date on the TV, then a camera test followed by an oily moisturising protective lotion. There is an idea of a Timothy Byrne. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
baffling post
this lol
the lord of the rings films were bad enough right? don't know why they had to go and make more
wonder if tim watches porn
Rorke? we don't talk about him anymore, not after the accident...
Lol'd at I have over twelve thosuand
You can never go back
sent £500 mate, have a great time!
how's your holiday/sojourn been so far? anything interesting happen?
OH GRENFELL BOYS
THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING
hmmmm..... wondering how you may have come to that conclusion....
could see tim wanking to sexy emmerdale montages on youtube
This is the sort of Christmas gift skitzo would get his mother
My point was that Google only skims the surface of the internet. The government would not make any secret operations available to Google's web crawler.
imagine shagging a prostitute so you can say you're not a virgin
grimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>she
>play guitar
yeh, those broads in heart made a deal with God (or stan???) to take all of the guitar-talent possibly allottable to females (for all time)
so,
no
there will never be another good female guitarist in this world until AT LEAST the Second Coming
sucking a nigger
>NW
>N
Onion Bhaji
Chicken Tikka Kebab on Naan
No salad
Chilli sauce
+ Extra Cheese
Edit Extras
Lamb Biryani
was going to try to summon Duke Vapula back in November when people are supposed to be able to confer with him, but I never got around to it. really want him to bestow his knowledge upon me.
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nigging a sucker
>sent £500
You didn't, I just checked my bank app. :(
The pain hurts too much lads