What would happen?

what would happen?

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I desappear

Finland would be at home. Also greater Finland-we would conquer the Russian land as well as Sweden-Norway-Iceland.
I feel bad for my Turkish brothers who would be stuck against the whitoids. Hopefully they can protect Eesti.

you are now on top friend

Thank god
Good luck to nordics with all these balkan, caucasus and middle east subumans

lol it took me a minute

>Constantinople is defensible

Sign me up

Constantinople Will be FInnish try to take it if you dare. And it is not Constantinople it is Iistanbullii.

>borders russia

Nah mate.
Constantinople would be Norway's clays.
You would have Ankara

frozen terroni
Roman Empire never happened
cuisine isn't based on mediterrean diet so it's shit
we don't even have the Alps to protect us

Cute. If Europe was like that you would all learn Danish in school

Which of the British Isles is now Corsica?

What would any of the Scandis do against us?
Norway? No, Norway and Sweden both have a combined army of 40k. Add Denmark to that and they have 60k. FINLAND HAS 900 000 TRAINED SOLDIERS. We will take all of it and rape everyone in our way.

Hey at least we're developed now.
Mediterranean = shit life quality

that baltic sea looks comfy as fuq

watch out for that cliff on the turkish russian border

No I'm either sunk into the Baltic or squashed by Britain

>frozen terroni
do you realize they will get all the guf stream, cause theres no GB. they would be hotter than padania

This Russia wouldn't be able to invade us
Also were already bordering them until 1991

A big flat useless plain without any minerals, yeah not.
Based.

Ankara will do, it sounds Finnish anyways. Literal translation of "strict, harsh".

it is comfy as fuck. Don't you want to sunbathe and swim next to the kinds of trees usually found in the taiga? please come here and give us your tourism dollars while your income is still higher than ours, might not last for long

It's not cold, the water is actually pretty warm for 20-40 days in summer

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Iistanbullii is historically ours. We simply can not give it up.

>minerals
>mattering in ~300BC
It was about the agricultural potential and defensibility of a place more than anything. Denmark has plenty of the former though the latter is an issue.

Rome rose through its inexhaustible manpower reserves. Before ~1750 mineral wealth was not all that important to a functioning society and military, so long as enough was available to support a low tech wood-ceramic reliant society.

Helşinki and Türkü are rightful Turkish clay.

>two cretes

>100739611
>to support a low tech wood-ceramic reliant society.
Uncultured and pleb.
Won't even bother to give you a (You).
Try harder.

Double the guns

Well, we need a Corsica and the UK is the closest thing to it...

Rip Scandinavia

They'd slowly evolve into a shithole while we sip tea in our peaceful homeland.

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More like y'all die because of the cold in less than 5 days.

I would throw my skis out of the window.

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At least we'd die peacefully. Not in a terrorist attack or being stabbed after getting raped by a syrian.

You're lucky user.
We all want to die peacefully.
Later than sooner, but heh, beggars can't be choosers.

more brown people

>no Britain and Ireland

the world would be have been fully peaceful 300 years ago

My Crimea! No!

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