I’ll start
>investing in index funds
>driving corvettes
>whistling
>wear new balance/asics sneakers
ITT: things only boomers do
Eli Peterson
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Gavin Allen
Why is a Corvette bad? Everyone here is obsessed with fucking Audi.
Jackson Mitchell
New Balance shoes are actually highly trendy & make some super clean shoes.
Hudson Sanders
Nothing wrong with investing in index funds. they can return some of the highest profits in the safest ways in the market.
Carson Hall
I want a Lincoln
Ethan Watson
Index funds are generally the best way to invest. Read A Random Walk Down Wall St.
Jose Watson
LMAO HOLY SHIT BOOMERCOPE
no but really whats wrong with new balance
Nathan Sanders
>never telecommute because that is just people trying to get out of doing work
>counting days to reteirement
>owning a truck
>voting for Trump
>hating blacks
All boomer traits
Elijah Price
>that boomer who pops an ibuprofen anytime any medical issue whatsoever arises
Anthony King
>Thinks Corvettes, Mazda Miatas, and Z series beamers are cool and will pull him all the young chicks
Keke
Asher Martinez
You forgot
>i worked all my life and got notin for free, millennials have to work now and pay for whatever i need. (Not like comunists but in a MAGA way)
Evan Miller
I wish I knew how to whistle, been trying my whole life but my mouth is physically incompatible with whistling it seems
Owen Murphy
i am young with a high salary
i invest in index funds (VTSAX is a favorite) but try to diversify with small cap growth, muni junk bonds, and REITs
i try to structure my mess of investments based on tax efficiency
i feel like corporate and muni junk bonds are the highest form of boomerism
Adam Jackson
>no but really whats wrong with new balance
maybe nothing inherently but boomers wear them
Ryder Phillips
the last 3 are literally fine you dumb lefty faggot
Lincoln Morgan
t. Uneducated 30 year old boomer
Chase Brooks
>get fairly compensated for a mid to high range job
Daniel Flores
holy fuck this pisses me off so bad. Why do americans in general do this?
Jayden Taylor
Has a fish tank.
Ethan Sanders
lol
Brayden Jenkins
Ain’t nothing wrong with that, user
Aaron Phillips
>make boomer memes on Jow Forums as a way to cope
Henry Lopez
Because insurance is too expensive to use
Jaxon Stewart
>Buy high risk index fund derivatives
>Have insanely dangerous, overpowered twin turbo C4 corvette
>Can whistle a mean tune, harmonica and jaw harp
>wear Champions cause I got sweaty feet and they make good perforated runners.
27 y/o boomer here
Ian Campbell
Index funds are just the latest ponzi. Make syre to extract regulary. Everyone buys it, it keeps going up so more buy it and nobody wants to sell in fear of missing out. Check the smart money index en.m.wikipedia.org