>fantasise of living in a civilized place like liege or charleroi
What the fugggggggggggggg
Xavier Robinson
Austin Thompson
welcome to eastern europe, enjoy your stay, you are here forever
Matthew Gomez
>Charleroi
>the suicide capital of Europe
>civilised
God has forgotten Belgium, when you enter Belgium from the Netherlands it feels like you are in some Silent Hill shit parallel reality with monsters
Caleb Sullivan
>be walloon
>on your way to the city of brussels
>working for the betterment of your country and the whole european community
>on your way from the european parliament
>time has come to visit flemish no-go zones of the city
>nobody willingly does it, but its your civic duty
>flemish begging on the street, engaging in most despicable carnal behaviour
>immediately relate to the oliver twist novels and feel compassion on these poor creatures due to kindness of your heart
>flemish child tries to mug you
>gets caught by the walloon officer risking his life for safety of belgium
>you tell the officer to let him go , toss him a coin
>this has been too exhausting for you, after serving in fleming-filled soup kitchens and attending community events to bring peace between fleming and arabic clans you have to retreat
>call upon your hunchback flemish servant you overpay to drive your limo
>to my countryside estate, jens
>finally the flemish smell has receded and you are delighted to see your home among the rolling hills and vinyards of namur
>open your deserved bottle of merlot as flemish serfs bustle around the courtyard
it is only a slight overexaggeration