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what happened to maplins

The dream.

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Bet her braps reek.

Let's get some political discussion going lads, come on
Religion?
Race?
Brexit?

*loads you into a cattle truck*

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he dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

>each store hires 38 teenage lads to stand around all day
>sells absolutely zero stock
>goes bust

shocker

>yank thread
grim grim grim

Behind your veil I found the body underneath
Inside your head were things I’d never thought about
You know that I would love to see you next year
I hope that I am still alive next year

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Greater Wales mentioned

i believe in the big bang, which created earth, where lightning struck the ocean to create the first cell, which then through mutation and natural selection became all the living things you see today. simple as

Religion? hate muslims
Race? hate nigs
Brexit? just do it

Why are foreigners so obsessed with the IRA?

when do you think you'll die?

Why are the Irish so cringey and atheistic is it because of the inherent failure of Catholicism?

whats the situation like in bongland?

Literally where it's headed.

this fucking songs stuck in my head
send help

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Dunno. When I'm old probably.
When do you think YOU will die, my son?

forgot to brush my teeth before going to bed and cba getting up to do it. going to smell something awful when I wake up haha
>assuming I even get to sleep

that poster just hates anglos in particular

shared hate for anglos

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so fucking ill but toilberg will lose his shit if I pull another sicky

I thought that was just my local one
I imagined every other maplins in the country must be bustling to keep it afloat

Love the underdog me

after experiencing the miracle that is all life on earth and in the universe and everything that ever was or will be i have came to the conclusion that there is just nothing its just infinite nothingness and while yes i am here and am not nothing since i am something but i just believe it was random because i cant see this god thing or character anywhere and because of these pastiches about middle eastern goat herders i saw in movies stuck in my head i can only think of god through the lens of this very narrow window which is whenever i think of god i think of sandals and robes and desert and a big cave with a big boulder in front and jesus goes in the cave and he comes back to life and then i get an easter egg

gotchu lad

youtu.be/5xRVm-JX5Rk

you'll probably die pretty soon if you don't start taking better care of yourself
reckon you'll be at least 250 lbs by the end of 2019

How does my pet rock get into football hooliganism lads?

dont see a problem with this, even better when the jocks try to enter the EU only to be vetoed by spain

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>shared
We don't have anything in common with you
t. Irishman

Me? I'll die in a violent gun battle with armed response officers who attempt to tread on the right to free speech

>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>took me 10 minutes to get it up

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Irish politics and history? think you want /eire/ mate, this is /brit/

>Why are foreigners so obsessed with the IRA?
>IRA
you might be retarded

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Plays into boyish fantasies of "resistance to tyranny" and blatting away at baddies with her grandads Thompson gun. Ireland is generally considered favourably globally, the UK has more mixed reviews. At arms length it's not hard to imagine it all as a boys own paper jape.

Yeah ok dude.
Do you know how much booze our grandpas knocked back?
Alcoholism ain't shit. Stop being a little baby.

shut up you fucking fucking retarded cringe twat

need to go to russia to shag

literally coping for alcoholism
idiot

Hedonism is effeminate

How do we make American Anglo-Saxon again?

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Alcohol isn't the only thing lad
Most of the food we eat now is far more unhealthy and you look like shit, so I'm guessing you eat a lot of junk food

indo euarpean? i aint no paki

why is northumbria so superior guys?
cute

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based

fullheartedly support the IRA me

Kill non-whites and Catholics and then work from there

Before the alleged IRA car bombing europoors wouldn't mention the IRA. Now you're basically parading them around the place because muh brexit. Jesus christ you people are bitter.

trying to think of some kind of task or goal to assign myself by friday to hopefully give some purpose to the week approaching and avoid it being just another meaningless and mundane set of days

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shagging a shag shag shaggy shag shag shagging shaggy

Why would they do that?

>Kill non-whites and Catholics and then work from there

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Not really, no.
You're taking this a little too seriously mate.
If I want health advice I'll talk to a fucking doctor.
> look like shit
lel
yeah whatever mate you're probably an ugly cunt

beeeech
fokkin faygeet
...
beeeeech

jk ur a gud'n la

Nah, the "RA have featured in Jow Forums memes since the raiding days.

Play Vic2 until your game becomes a reality.

that's cope and it's not healthy
see your doctor, you can't usher in the fourth reich if you're bedbound

sicily gets really angry if you say anything against Catholics or guinea niggers

>muh anglos
Scots were the biggest settlers in Ulster, hence "Ulster-Scots", not "Ulster-Anglos"

it's not

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I'm really stoned

Oh father why are you so sad on this bright Easter morn?
When Irish men are proud and glad of the land they were born
Well son I see in memories few of far off distant days
When being just a lad like you I joined the IRA

Where are the lads who stood with me when history was made?
A ghra mo chroi I long to see the boys of the old brigade

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Bed bound from fucking your mother to exhaustion maybe

shagging shaggy

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To prevent Catalans getting any ideas.

Is the IRA even taken seriously anymore? Aren't they seen by most people as just LARPers at this point?
Watched a documentary on Vice about a youth group who was loosely connected with the IRA who held marches and public speeches about why noriron belonged with the rest of Ireland and they got shouted down and spit on.

to prove a point to catalan separatists

what the fuck does the ira have to do with brexit??

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i'd estimate a good 19 of them yeah

I know. But on here you used to rarely see a thread about the IRA and if you go into /deutsch/ they're posting about the IRA. They're bitter autists.

that the guy from Genesis?

Yorkshire is the heart of the North.

How fucking new are you

Spain opposes the separatists in its own country (Catalan, Basque, Galician etc) and most of the separatist movements are fully in hoc to the EU and wish to join the EU as "independent" states. Therefore Spain would not allow a precedent in Scotland.

They are petty bourgeois movements seeking to ally with the emerging European federal bourgeoisie rather than the national bourgeoisie.

potato head lard balls aren't her type

north and northumbria aren't the same thing bro
scots are anglos nobhead

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>coil is dead
>tank is full

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based

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poor baby :(
*ruffles your hair*
*shuts the door on you*

SWIM wants to take 250mg of really good MDMA, but SWIM thinks this may be a bit too much.
Suggestions?

...

>scots are anglos nobhead
No, they're not. But they are British.

Sometimes I look at all this Brexit malarkey and think it should just be cancelled, I think Europeans aren’t that bad and all of our problems are internal. That we could solve them while staying inside the EU.

Then I actually interact with Continentals and realise they’re all petty soulless insects. Hideous little creatures that pretend to be hominid. I get the overbearing urge to launch an icepick into each and every one of their brains. I end up realising Brexit is essential.

The majority of Scots are Anglos though by blood but Scots by culture. During the 4 and 500's invasion the Anglo-Saxons conquered the entirety of the lowlands all the way up to the Pictish highlands. Pictish Anglo's just developed a different culture from those who settled in England.

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Should I:
>order food (very unhealthy)
or
>make food (only somewhat unhealthy)?

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>Brexit happens
>Hard border
>Car bombed
>See, brexit is bad. Enjoy the IRA anglos teehee
Kill yourself
I've been here since the election retard. I'm not new.